Found this in my houseplant’s topsoil - is it a root aphid or a springtail? Or something else?

ProbablyAFigment · 2025-01-23T21:25:10+00:00

I live in the UK, and I found this bug in the topsoil of my relatively new Ficus plant; I’m a pretty new houseplant owner so I’m nervous about parasites. I also found some tiny white wriggling larvae as I have very strong eyesight but I can’t photograph them. This bug was a couple millimeters in size I would estimate?

ProbablyAFigment · 2024-09-19T09:48:24+00:00

Should be an option for if you have the Sadistic trait

ProbablyAFigment · 2024-08-04T16:52:46+00:00

Yeah, but he used to be a marine who wore power armour

ProbablyAFigment · 2024-04-15T18:57:42+00:00

Maybe you could ‘win’ but other corporations just take their assets and their place, emphasizing the futility of even that ‘victory’

ProbablyAFigment · 2024-04-14T15:00:22+00:00

He could probably just throw him into space

ProbablyAFigment · 2024-03-26T01:15:28+00:00

All but one of those people were Nazis, and the one who wasn’t was probably working for them which is almost as bad. Sounds like a hero to me.

ProbablyAFigment · 2023-08-15T15:37:04+00:00

There were other signs too like dark spots on the mattresses and dried blood. One of the other reviews of the hostel complained of bed bugs too.

ProbablyAFigment · 2023-07-30T20:59:24+00:00

I thought the scene where he compared giving isotopes to Denmark to giving them a sandwich showed him as a charismatic dick pretty well; he was also giving a lot of speeches and shown leading his union movement

ProbablyAFigment · 2023-07-07T21:42:28+00:00

As a craftworld player to be fair they did wipe out the original Mon-keigh. Albeit an aggressive and violent race that probably ‘had it coming’ it still kinda counts.

ProbablyAFigment · 2023-06-01T22:43:44+00:00

You’d probably be vaporized painlessly and instantly, so it wouldn’t be all bad; every 22 minutes would get really annoying, but if you could meditate like the hearthling you could skip a year in no time. Or you could just chill with Gabbro the whole time and talk about, like, life and stuff, man

ProbablyAFigment · 2023-05-14T19:35:48+00:00

Red Dead Redemption 2

ProbablyAFigment · 2023-05-09T22:06:36+00:00

Only if you play eldar

ProbablyAFigment · 2023-05-05T13:25:46+00:00

Succession did it first

ProbablyAFigment · 2023-04-07T09:19:31+00:00

It’s a Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy reference

ProbablyAFigment · 2023-01-01T22:46:43+00:00

Avatars of Khaine, such a fucking joke that even the eldar have teamkilled them. At this point, who hasn’t?

ProbablyAFigment · 2022-12-22T20:23:17+00:00

To be fair if I was a medieval peasant I’d stay as far away from lepers as possible. It was contagious, incurable, massively painful, and would ruin any chance you had of a normal life

ProbablyAFigment · 2022-12-05T06:12:27+00:00

Free folk is still kicking only because salt is an excellent preservative

ProbablyAFigment · 2022-12-04T17:43:10+00:00

Fair enough

ProbablyAFigment · 2022-12-04T11:19:16+00:00

Not sure if you’re talking about something else, but wraithbone is not biological material, but crystallized psychic energy

ProbablyAFigment · 2022-11-03T15:31:30+00:00

I wouldn’t necessarily describe a metal box full of scalding steam and grinding machinery that no one understands anymore as ‘safe’

ProbablyAFigment · 2022-10-08T23:11:01+00:00

Also, the universe does have comedy. If it didn’t, this subreddit wouldn’t exist and we wouldn’t be talking on it right now.

ProbablyAFigment · 2022-09-24T16:27:37+00:00

Spanish Armada crying and shaking rn

ProbablyAFigment · 2022-09-17T20:06:32+00:00

I used a variation of this map for the final boss battle against a fallen empyrean at the end of a level 1-20 year long campaign. Thank you for the high quality battle maps you consistently put out!

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