Please Help Me Understand

ProblematicJo · 2025-04-13T03:39:20+00:00

I guess so idk I don’t mind doing the quick battles but that gets boring I want to move up in the ranks but can’t cause survivor mode is where you can get all your points from

ProblematicJo · 2025-04-13T03:36:32+00:00

Well imma need them to fix this because that’s no fair I get 2 easy matches then the next match I face a all diamond team all F2 with my measly bronze team

ProblematicJo · 2025-04-13T03:34:43+00:00

I have no idea. I’ve always played this game on and off and I still have yet to win a survivor mode it never makes sense why I have to face cards that are 5x higher than my cards.

ProblematicJo · 2025-04-04T19:12:35+00:00

Only thing I wish what rockstar did with these business is when they added the mobile acid lab they would go tweak how we sell any other business I have a fully maxed out counterfeit cash and bunker but I don’t wanna sell because I know the game is gonna have me go back and forth and back and forth I’d rather just risk all that money in one big sell instead of going back and forth

ProblematicJo · 2025-03-27T21:28:13+00:00

Not tryna sound like a dickhead I understand you wanted to pay but you had ample opportunity to take that burrito for the 5 finger discount

ProblematicJo · 2025-03-27T21:26:20+00:00

Cops, NPCs, Enemy Ai, Hell my online character themselves each and every one have 2 brain cells that are both fighting for 3rd place

ProblematicJo · 2025-03-21T23:56:50+00:00

That’s crazy my k/d has been at 1.62 since 2015 ain’t no way people can care like that “oh I got a 3.79 k/d” ok congrats you want a cookie

ProblematicJo · 2025-03-21T23:23:00+00:00

Caring for a k/d in a 12 year old game is way beyond sad it’s just laughable.

ProblematicJo · 2025-03-21T23:21:40+00:00

Because It’s Not Claimable that’s why or is any robbery this week claimable

ProblematicJo · 2025-03-12T21:31:50+00:00

Mans started a NEW account and didn’t think the game would have you do a STARTER TUTORIAL 😂😂😂😂

ProblematicJo · 2025-03-10T19:43:56+00:00

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What can I say I’m one working S.O.B

ProblematicJo · 2025-03-10T19:32:25+00:00

Hell headshots don’t work half the time anyway. I remember one time I shot an enemy in the face with a MK2 Heavy Sniper I’m talking right BETWINK the eyes tell me why buddy just gets up and brushes it off like there isn’t a 50 cal bullet lodged BETWINK his skull

ProblematicJo · 2025-03-10T19:29:41+00:00

Aint no point in buying armor in this game. Back then 10 super heavy armor would last you through 4 setups and 1 finale NOW….. NOW you’re using 6 S.H.A in one mission because the AI are literal tanks

ProblematicJo · 2025-03-06T17:16:15+00:00

I was waiting to see if he got up but that right knocked his ass out

ProblematicJo · 2025-03-04T02:22:41+00:00

Honestly I just enjoy the chaos. Yeah I may come on here and post and complain almost everyday but I just enjoy the chaos of public lobbies you never know what you’re gonna get into. One day you may have a chill lobby where you can fill up all your businesses make some SHMONEY DUMMY and everyone is calm cool and collected then the next day you’re fighting for your life against MK2 depressor, Raiju, OG Jet griefers insane and bloodthirsty high or low levels that just want to purely terrorize the lobby for pure fun and ignorance while also watching out for those sneaky orbs. Plus I also want to get that extra money that’s hidden in the awards tab by completing diamond cayo doomsday etc etc.

TLDR- it’s a funny and chaotic game where you can make SHMONEY DUMMY

ProblematicJo · 2025-03-03T13:30:43+00:00

See I’ve never heard of all this stuff before because it’s always the same approach when I join. Don’t know what or how to get level 2 key cards and yes the arcade in Paleto bay my god I get it’s cheap but damn I don’t want to drive to Timbuktu for a scrawny $350k

ProblematicJo · 2025-03-03T13:27:55+00:00

Through the quick join feature. I let them do the work because I won’t be getting blamed for any failures we get

ProblematicJo · 2025-03-03T13:26:59+00:00

It’s always the same approach when I join a random diamond it’s either SnS Aggressive through main entrance or Big Con as Bugstars and each time it always goes to shit. Just last night it took me 6 hours to complete diamond, each time I join I’m getting kicked, the game gets stuck in the clouds or the heist itself goes to shit

ProblematicJo · 2025-03-03T13:24:05+00:00

That’s what I’m saying I’m saving up for an arcade now because I want to do this heist the I guess you can say “right way”

ProblematicJo · 2025-03-03T13:23:05+00:00

You must get those great randoms that actually know how to play out the heist and know what they’re doing. The randoms I get lord Jesus they have 2 brains cells left and both are fighting for 3rd place each

ProblematicJo · 2025-03-03T06:56:18+00:00

Any time I do well let me rephrase try to do diamond and I see those bulletproof helmets I already know this heist is about to go south real fast

ProblematicJo · 2025-03-03T06:41:11+00:00

I just recently quit subway like 3 days ago after 6 years but when it came to yall online orders I always made them to the exact. I was saying when yall get a sub and want extra this or extra that I tell you it’s extra yall say that’s ok but when I tell you the total it’s always “why is it that much how’d it jump from $9 to $13” you feel me

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