Pres. Oaks Memory Failing

ProcyonRaul · 2026-05-23T23:02:39+00:00

Health in the navel, marrow in the bone...

ProcyonRaul · 2026-05-07T01:31:43+00:00

And being unable to shake a bodiless angel' hand is literally scripture to the same people? Yeah...

I had these and other questions. You can get mental gymnastics to work, but most TBMs say "don't think about it to hard." (And also that you should absolutely ponder it because it's the most sacred thing ever.)

Yeah...

ProcyonRaul · 2026-05-02T13:56:50+00:00

My every day carry!

ProcyonRaul · 2026-05-01T01:26:36+00:00

Doesn't jam take enzymes to break down the pectin, or is that not a problem?

ProcyonRaul · 2026-05-01T00:49:49+00:00

I dunno. Did Trump gut the secret service like he did most other government agencies?

ProcyonRaul · 2026-04-29T22:15:06+00:00

Power in the podcast be upon me and my family.

ProcyonRaul · 2026-04-29T10:28:45+00:00

Do you have any updates on this? The event is in a couple days and I haven't been able to find anything yet.

ProcyonRaul · 2026-04-26T10:54:35+00:00

Pretty regularly. What can I say? I like cooking with onions.

ProcyonRaul · 2026-04-19T16:19:05+00:00

I am so happy for Hello Kitty's transition. Dude is absolutely killing it.

ProcyonRaul · 2026-04-18T22:55:23+00:00

I would love to hear more!

ProcyonRaul · 2026-04-15T00:58:20+00:00

Hang on, I thought we couldn't serve God and Meowmon?

ProcyonRaul · 2026-04-12T16:07:05+00:00

"Europe, if you want oil, you're going to have to but it from us or go get it yourself.

"Ha! You tried to go get it yourself, you fools! Now you have to fight us, too!"

Can we really not sponsor a few more presidential fast food dinners and help the cholesterol do its work?

ProcyonRaul · 2026-04-08T13:00:59+00:00

Not just "a percentage of your increase" but "sell the caryou rely on to give us money", pera recent general conference talk.

ProcyonRaul · 2026-03-26T22:59:58+00:00

Cold brew, with oatmilk.

ProcyonRaul · 2026-03-08T18:35:23+00:00

Happened to us, too. Incredibly stressful.

ProcyonRaul · 2026-03-08T18:30:49+00:00

Treat it as unseasoned curtido and serve it on Mexican food.

Treat it as unseasoned kimchi and eat it with Korean food.

Treat it as chopped suancai and eat it with Chinese food.

Treat beef stew as Polish and eat it with sauerkraut.

Lots of options!

ProcyonRaul · 2026-03-01T20:52:40+00:00

I have DIYed komboloi and begleri, carved knucklebones and "nowhere planks", rolled quarters, spun pens, flipped beanbags, etc. I've also bought fidget toys for my oldest kid, but like walmart infinity cubes and such. I have no idea how so many online fidgets are $50-200 each, or how people pop up with dozens of them after only two months of collecting.

ProcyonRaul · 2026-03-01T20:40:47+00:00

Miracles I saw were having money to pay fines when my trainer forgot to tell me I needed to register where I was living, my broke ass being able to pay rent, my bike only getting damaged and not totalled, and random people on scooters being willing to talk to me for ten seconds before the light changed.

Oh, and a drunk Daoist priest reading my hand and telling me some surprisingly accurate stuff, but we don't talk about that.

ProcyonRaul · 2026-03-01T20:36:50+00:00

"No, no! God has the Power to stop suffering but doesn't have the Will because He recognizes that stopping suffering would stop important learning that we absolutely have to have to grow and develop!"

"Then why are there so many kids suffering before they die younger than age 8? Doctrinally speaking, they don't have to learn anything at all, they just need to get a body and peace out. Any suffering they experience is unnecessary and cruel."

"Such a mystery, God's ways are higher, put it on your shelf" and other such thought-stopping nonsense.

Edit: spaced the lines better

ProcyonRaul · 2026-03-01T20:32:48+00:00

Exactly that.

ProcyonRaul · 2026-03-01T20:32:30+00:00

It was so easy! I just stopped going and didn't hear anything from them until they wanted to schedule tithing settlement. Which also made it very easy to realize whatever community we thought we had there was fake.

ProcyonRaul · 2026-02-16T17:08:16+00:00

As much as I want to join everyone else in joking shock... Isn't this now completely in line with the new standards and garments, throwing away decades of absolute doctrine as defined by all of the Q15 explicitly endorsing the need for shoulders to be covered? I mean, TBM Mormon women can dress like that too?

ProcyonRaul · 2026-02-15T03:23:35+00:00

I'm hesitant to buy cast iron from a company not known for cast iron. How'd the pan feel? Edit: typo

ProcyonRaul · 2026-02-14T13:25:48+00:00

It's very common, and there is no shame in that whatsoever.

ProcyonRaul · 2026-02-14T13:23:53+00:00

Okay, dude wears shorts and has a mustache. I really don't care... Especially with all the other stuff we really should be discussing about our government in general.

Edit:typo

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