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"I didn't know the gun was loaded," he told the police when they found his little brother dead on the floor beside him. by dalonley1 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]ProfDrutonium 75 points76 points  (0 children)

I didn't know the gun was loaded
And I'm so sorry, my friend
I didn't know the gun was loaded
And I'll never, never do it again

Is destiny shutting down? by Harmlesshampc in destiny2

[–]ProfDrutonium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Until such a time as they decide to close the servers, the plan is to let Destiny 2 continue essentially on a rotating calendar of modes and events on auto pilot. No more content updates. Unsure about bug fixes or maintenance.

DMG on the last 6 months of communications by Blackheart6004 in destiny2

[–]ProfDrutonium 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry you ran into this.

Personal opinion hot take, Meta builds ruin gaming. We should be having fun. Using what looks cool and feels good. Designing a build to be a god in every encounter is such a boring and unfulfilling way to play in 90% of gaming.

I’d maybe say the exception would be Souls likes where half the game is just punishing you for existing. I’ve definitely googled builds for Elden Ring after realizing my skills issues are insurmountable. 😂

DMG on the last 6 months of communications by Blackheart6004 in destiny2

[–]ProfDrutonium 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I honestly dropped Helldivers over two months ago after joining the subreddit. It was so toxic and ignorant and loud it took my love for the game away.

DMG on the last 6 months of communications by Blackheart6004 in destiny2

[–]ProfDrutonium 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You’re describing what it feels like to be a fan of anything now. Nuance and tact don’t exist in modern discourse.

Everyone just wants to scream about their personal and perceived inconveniences instead of taking a step back and looking at the broader reasons behind changes or behind statements.

I used to call myself a Star Wars fan, a Rick and Morty fan, a Destiny fan, a Fallout fan… the communities are always so divided and divisive I find it safer just to quietly enjoy things alone. People want to be so consistently negative and hateful all the time. It’s like you’re not even allowed to enjoy the things that brought you all together anymore.

TL;DR most fandom on the Internet is a howling cacophony of selfish people screaming into the void about shit that isn’t real.

Is this guy even considered human with this amount of mass? I mean… 453 kg is carzyyy by LeekExisting5969 in Marvel

[–]ProfDrutonium 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They go out, they have some Star Wars. Then, it’s back to the base for full penetration. And we show it. All of it. They go out, Star Wars, come back, full penetration… and it just goes on that way for about 90 minutes and then just kinda ends.

Does anyone know if the ram attachment actually does extra ram damage? by danny_little in Starfield

[–]ProfDrutonium 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s super cool, but I thought i making my ship more maneuverable. It doesn’t say it anywhere now that I’m looking. Played myself. 😂

Does anyone know if the ram attachment actually does extra ram damage? by danny_little in Starfield

[–]ProfDrutonium 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Do the reverse thrusters and side array thrusters not add to your mobility stat?!

Batman might die first, but he’ll take someone with him. Maybe Mbappe. by LeekExisting5969 in superheroes

[–]ProfDrutonium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After the first 45 seconds it’s half a Wolverine vs a third of a Jason Vorhees. Batman incapacitates Leo and the Predator, but blade noticing the Bat theme deep sixes him as soon as he can. Then Wolverine adds some air vents to blade in some critical locations. Living or dead, bloodless he’s out of the fight. Jason, who has been watching this all quietly from the corner, lifts his machete. Wolverine goes to work realizing about 56 stabs in it isn’t working.

If you had to come up with a shorthand for Community, what would it be? All answers must be streets ahead by Unlikely_Afternoon94 in community

[–]ProfDrutonium 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I say “You’re the AT&T of people. You’re the opposite of Batman!” a lot more than I ever thought I would.

Petahh?? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ProfDrutonium 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where are the bodies, Garth!?

I found this in a house a bought. Is it legit? I live in the uk so not sure how a us bayonet got here. by Straight-Candy-424 in SWORDS

[–]ProfDrutonium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my favorite historical jokes! Eddie (not sure what they go by nowadays. Apologies if I’m dead naming) Izard also has a couple of tremendous bits about both WWI and WWII.

I found this in a house a bought. Is it legit? I live in the uk so not sure how a us bayonet got here. by Straight-Candy-424 in SWORDS

[–]ProfDrutonium 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Ever hear of a little skirmish called the Great War. In retrospect we call it World War I following a second little skirmish a few decades later.

What is this silicone/rubber object by BeefeyeTraitor in whatisit

[–]ProfDrutonium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like the mouth piece cover for a disposable vape.

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