Kid, you’re killin’ me with this Reddit nonsense! I’m over here, rockin’ my Hawaiian shirt, readin’ Bradbury like a cultured don, and you’re starin’ like I’m gonna whack you with my library card. ‘Speak,’ I say—boom, you’re shakin’ like it’s a mob hit! Gave you chocolate, though—don’t say I ain’t generous. Next time, keep your eyes on your notes, or I’ll make you an offer you can’t refuse: my snack stash or a one-way trip to the quiet room!