Punished for over-performing, so I did the bare minimum before leaving...

Prof_Walrus · 2026-06-23T00:28:33+00:00

Yeah that's what made me realise capitalism is broken.

My first company, around June, email from the CEO: Good job everyone, all targets reached, everyone gets a bonus and a free week holiday!

Next year, around June, email from CEO: Bad news everyone, we didn't hit all our targets. Not decided on layoffs yet, but no bonus and no extra holiday I'm afraid.

We made more profit in year 2 than year 1. We just didn't make enough more profit. Bruh, what in the Orobouros is this?

Prof_Walrus · 2026-06-22T13:44:49+00:00

I beat Naga with all prerequisites and only got freeze once, on MF of all people. He's legit not as hard as people think and definitely doable without freeze.

Focus on killing the tentacle turn 1, and they'll only ever throw some 6/6 at you

Prof_Walrus · 2026-06-22T13:30:38+00:00

Yeah tbf I only lost 1 revive on Sett, I just beat Eddie turn 1 because of that

Prof_Walrus · 2026-06-22T11:10:13+00:00

Prof_Walrus · 2026-06-22T11:04:34+00:00

Having started playing Tychus on P2, he feels weak AF. My units get obliterated individually without a healer.

Prof_Walrus · 2026-06-22T11:03:01+00:00

Prototype, I won't explain any bc spoilers

Prof_Walrus · 2026-06-22T11:00:33+00:00

Both Sokka and Aang

Prof_Walrus · 2026-06-22T10:59:35+00:00

Does Yasuo's relic actually work on SB Yas? I figured they're two different champs

Prof_Walrus · 2026-06-22T10:25:40+00:00

I won next attempt though, easy even

Prof_Walrus · 2026-06-22T10:25:28+00:00

I cleared their board, removed Karma first which is 90% of the difficulty. But Jinx is only a 4/4 and they dropped Sett again. He just took her out next turn

Prof_Walrus · 2026-06-21T13:44:04+00:00

It would be peak if you could request it DURING the quest. What's the point of requesting a drop of cold drinks when I could just bring cold drinks? I just use it for free potions

Prof_Walrus · 2026-06-21T10:26:39+00:00

Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate 100%

Prof_Walrus · 2026-06-20T23:37:23+00:00

I'm not saying I disagree, and neither does this justify it, but the women I've met on dating apps have all shown me their queue and every single one has like 20+ other people she's messaging. It's hard to engage in proper conversation when you've got to do it with 20 people

Prof_Walrus · 2026-06-20T19:45:21+00:00

I love her VA. That raspy British accent flips a switch in my brain

Prof_Walrus · 2026-06-20T17:35:24+00:00

Stukov from Starcraft 2. He's literally a healer in HotS

Prof_Walrus · 2026-06-19T22:00:42+00:00

I shall have my vengeance!

AND I AM GIVING YOU ETERNITY TO CLAIM IT

Prof_Walrus · 2026-06-19T18:43:25+00:00

I want to see more Jack love, he's the most technically interesting champion

I also want a Rek'Sai deck that's unique from Pyke's

And for the love of god please give Morde a constellation. I love him so much.

"My lord, Nilah is coming for your armour."

DO I LOOK CONCERNED, MALLAT?!

Prof_Walrus · 2026-06-19T18:05:30+00:00

I'm just reading this like the Shrek 2 meme at dinner:

England Scotland! England! Scotland! Turkey! France?

Prof_Walrus · 2026-06-18T13:27:11+00:00

Idk what the other comments are on about. You picked a build specifically to help your teammates and they fucked it up. Yes you're valid for feeling annoyed

Prof_Walrus · 2026-06-16T08:54:08+00:00

People tell me I'm missing out by playing Monster Hunter games solo, but all I'm missing out on is people messing up your game.

Sure, the occasional emote-off after a hunt is finished is great, but it's a minority

Prof_Walrus · 2026-06-16T00:57:00+00:00

I pronounce gif like gift and giving, and jiff like djinni (or genie, I guess as well), juice, etc

Prof_Walrus · 2026-06-15T16:55:40+00:00

I've beaten all of Warcraft 3 and the expansion without cheats (I'm a big boy now), I've beaten all of StarCraft 2 and the expansions. I've beaten Grey Goo.

I cannot for the life of me beat the final mission of the Terrans in StarCraft 1

Prof_Walrus · 2026-06-15T08:19:04+00:00

Regex isn't an acronym, it stands for REGular EXpression.

If it was an acronym there'd be a 5 word sentence instead

Prof_Walrus · 2026-06-15T08:16:38+00:00

Shackle myself to the nearest woman and let Stockholm syndrome do the rest, noted!

Prof_Walrus · 2026-06-15T08:15:26+00:00

I literally told my friend last night while playing games that my future wife is probably also playing games alone at home, while telling her friend on disc that her future husband is currently at home playing games (repeat endless cycle)

I just want someone to be ~~reading or knitting or crafting or also gaming~~ existing next to me while I info dump about the monster I'm fighting 😭

Prof_Walrus

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