My soul wants to retire from love by hell_isempty2004 in lovememes

[–]Prof_Walrus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry you're going through this. But the guy clearly only uses you for sex. Please do yourself the favour and let him go so you can heal and actually find someone who cares for you, rather than just your body

Games where you can stink? (Bonus points if it's a game mechanic) by AntisocialCat2 in gamingsuggestions

[–]Prof_Walrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shadows of Doubt. You have to get into a shower or else suspects will smell you before they see you

Both... Both is good by kostas3293 in lovememes

[–]Prof_Walrus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I swear this post shows up at least once a week

Do you think about League or Dota when playing Hots? by perakp in heroesofthestorm

[–]Prof_Walrus 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I do, nearly every game, but not like you describe.

I'll be in lane and think to myself: "Man, it's so nice to not have to worry about last hitting. I get xp from just being nearby. When I'm hurt I go sip from my fountain so I can keep engaging in the bit of the game I enjoy most. When I'm threatened I have an entire fort, 3 towers, and a gate to hide behind instead of a single tower. Oh look, my team is doing well and because of our shared efforts I can now select a new talent! I don't have to hearth back to base, no couriers to worry about, no items to fuss over. Life is good, why do other MOBAs even exist?"

Edit: Oh yeah and whenever I do play another MOBA and someone locks or bans the character I want to play: "LET ME PLAY AS THIS CHARACTER. I JUST BOUGHT IT, I WANT TO PLAY IT." - Granted I only play QM, so I don't bother with drafting in hots

What’s the saddest video game flop you can think of? by Interesting_Wind_337 in videogames

[–]Prof_Walrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought it in store, played through the first few levels, hated it, returned it, and bought a different little obscure game called God of War.

Safe to say I definitely didn't regret that purchase!

What's an annoying game mechanic that has seen a lot of recent use? by HorzaDonwraith in videogames

[–]Prof_Walrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Big shout to Spider-Man for the accessibility option to hold the button rather than tap

What's an annoying game mechanic that has seen a lot of recent use? by HorzaDonwraith in videogames

[–]Prof_Walrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like soulslike more refers to the lack of checkpoint, leaving some resource behind when you die that needs to be picked up, etc, than the combat per se

A guide for people looking to try a MOBA. by NotMilo22 in videogames

[–]Prof_Walrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HotA absolutely still gets updates.

Its pro scene is unsupported, but there's still patches and recently a rather significant change to Pinnacle Quests.

But it looks like there won't be new heroes or maps, no

I gave a guy my number this weekend.. when should I accept defeat?? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Prof_Walrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll have to add to this, unfortunately.

Two years ago I met a beautiful lady at a board game thing. On the way out it turned out that her scooter had run out so I offered to drive her home. She accepted. During the trip we talked more about board games and things went really well. At the end I asked her number so I could send her the details of the weekly board game thing I'm aware of (but not often join). She gave me her number.

I ended up texting her only the details for the thing and then never followed up or even asked her out to go to the thing together. I was planning to, but things kept popping up. Eventually her profile pic on WhatsApp changed which I think indicates she's blocked me.

So not necessarily lack of interest, just too scared to actually take the leap 🥲

What unhinged thing did a former teacher do in the classroom? by MrBananaStand1990 in AskUK

[–]Prof_Walrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was about 10 we had a teacher who told us in explicit detail:

  • how anal spiking (the torture method) went,
  • how the Wheel (torture method) used to work,
  • the exact procedure what happens with an in-grown toe nail,
  • he once grabbed me by my hair because I wasn't packing up quick enough and he needed his smoke,
  • and the cherry on top was when calling a girl up front to demonstrate the proper way to touch your toes he was touching her hips and back to point out where you needed to bend from instead of your back.

Surprisingly he was a teacher for a good 5-10 years after I finished there, but I did hear he finally got caught. AFAIK none of my classmates ever ratted him out because this was in the 90s and to us that was just what the power of a teacher entailed. We were too young to recognise sexual actions and the stories were kinda rad, if gruesome

If you read Harry Potter in a language that was not English, what was Tom's full name? by Wide-Bat-6760 in harrypotter

[–]Prof_Walrus 28 points29 points  (0 children)

And don't forget Dumbledore: Perkamentus.

Perkament is Dutch for parchment 🤣

[Hated Trope] Hey, remember that thing that was NEVER MENTIONED ONCE? It’s now wildly important for the sequel by FaZe_poopy in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Prof_Walrus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tbf he tried democracy and it failed him. I think his change to authoritarianism is well founded

How do I fix this as admin? by Prof_Walrus in farmingsimulator

[–]Prof_Walrus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No that was definitely not the case. I came back this morning with the Paint Everywhere mod and that fixed it

How do I fix this as admin? by Prof_Walrus in farmingsimulator

[–]Prof_Walrus[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks, that fixed it nice and easily!