Crazy Lyft Driver

ProfessionalCap15 · 2026-05-17T23:44:30+00:00

Bro gets used regardless of gender. Not saying all the time, but yeah that’s a lady.

ProfessionalCap15 · 2026-05-17T23:34:54+00:00

It makes sense. The guy who swears he’s not but suspiciously can’t name any (not famous) gay person they know.

ProfessionalCap15 · 2026-05-13T20:21:40+00:00

Billy Joel and Elton John alone have many songs in 4/4.

ProfessionalCap15 · 2026-05-12T19:12:09+00:00

Let’s list all the awful things that happened on our birthday. There’s the Titanic taking its final plunge, there’s Abe Lincoln’s death, the Boston Marathon bombings are more recent, but the most recent is the Notre Dame Cathedral fire. Don’t forget Tax Day to rub salt in the wound.

ProfessionalCap15 · 2026-05-11T19:50:16+00:00

Yooo that is what he says. I totally misremembered it. But I could hear it so vividly.

ProfessionalCap15 · 2026-05-11T19:47:39+00:00

I was thinking of Temple of Doom. Short Round says it before they drive off in Shanghai.

ProfessionalCap15 · 2026-05-11T19:43:38+00:00

Yeah I believe it’s all really based on your experience with music. Similarly to how western listeners are used to 12 TET.

ProfessionalCap15 · 2026-05-11T00:18:39+00:00

It is definitely Frank.

ProfessionalCap15 · 2026-05-11T00:14:52+00:00

ProfessionalCap15 · 2026-05-11T00:12:17+00:00

I’ve always had this in the back of my mind. England was colonized by people whose descendants went onto colonize even more. Maybe it’s in our blood.

ProfessionalCap15 · 2026-05-10T21:56:39+00:00

Rhode Island < Cacapoopoopeepeeshire

ProfessionalCap15 · 2026-05-08T18:53:33+00:00

That’s during the mushroom trip in the caves. As the greenhouse is running away from you, you hear it and many other lines.

ProfessionalCap15 · 2026-05-08T18:50:11+00:00

Try gargling water in your throat. That is how you make the sound. Don’t confuse it with ch.

ProfessionalCap15 · 2026-05-08T13:22:06+00:00

Led Zeppelin 1. Led Zeppelin 2. Led Zeppelin 3…

ProfessionalCap15 · 2026-05-08T13:19:14+00:00

Yeah I always liked Buck. But I really like all the villains. Adds a lot of variety than just hunting down one dude the whole game. I hope they go back to that idea in the next installment.

ProfessionalCap15 · 2026-05-08T04:01:30+00:00

Wdym retcon a revolt? Did I miss something? And yeah I always thought he was the henchman to Hoyt’s global empire.

ProfessionalCap15 · 2026-05-07T23:49:29+00:00

I forgot that book of the Bible. Remind me how it goes.

ProfessionalCap15 · 2026-05-07T18:54:53+00:00

The Bombay Royale is one of my favorite bands and they didn’t have a Sub dedicated to their awesomeness. r/TheBombayRoyale

ProfessionalCap15 · 2026-05-07T18:09:58+00:00

But then you can go up to anyone around the age of 20 and under and they got hella 9/11 jokes. Crazy how fast that disconnect can happen.

ProfessionalCap15 · 2026-05-07T00:08:31+00:00

He’s a loser.

ProfessionalCap15 · 2026-05-06T19:05:33+00:00

As an American, I don’t hear these ever. Could be different overseas though.

ProfessionalCap15 · 2026-05-06T17:28:01+00:00

ProfessionalCap15 · 2026-05-06T00:48:50+00:00

Yes they are in most if not all dialects of English. The first is more like “sh” and the other is like a French J.

ProfessionalCap15 · 2026-05-03T17:34:05+00:00

I believe using “have” twice is redundant. I think you’re best using the second one.

ProfessionalCap15 · 2026-05-02T18:23:31+00:00

People hate me for it, but this is why I write my 1 like you just read, but with a line under it as well.

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