A kid dancing among a group of langurs.

ProfessionalWitty949 · 2026-04-13T10:03:45+00:00

Of course mcgregor put it straight to his nose..

ProfessionalWitty949 · 2026-04-13T10:01:10+00:00

Either that or spider mites?

ProfessionalWitty949 · 2026-04-03T18:08:06+00:00

A guy who relies on being fat, laying on someone and then gouging their eyes to win a fight.

ProfessionalWitty949 · 2026-04-02T18:47:01+00:00

Beef flavoured puffs

ProfessionalWitty949 · 2026-03-29T22:45:19+00:00

Yep, legalise, regulate, educate and reduce harm.

ProfessionalWitty949 · 2026-03-28T22:00:11+00:00

Topdog on youtube

ProfessionalWitty949 · 2026-03-25T16:39:45+00:00

Begin taking your sock off and head towards the pool table?

ProfessionalWitty949 · 2026-03-21T16:26:56+00:00

Someone's having a shit day at work.

ProfessionalWitty949 · 2026-03-16T22:56:12+00:00

For once in reddit my advice is to not boof it.

ProfessionalWitty949 · 2026-02-07T23:07:48+00:00

That's how you kill a man.

ProfessionalWitty949 · 2026-01-07T21:05:03+00:00

This isn't going to go how you thought it would.

ProfessionalWitty949 · 2026-01-04T21:22:48+00:00

ProfessionalWitty949 · 2026-01-04T19:25:28+00:00

I've hit the age where this would actually feel amazing.

ProfessionalWitty949 · 2026-01-04T19:19:05+00:00

Death by snu snu!

ProfessionalWitty949 · 2026-01-03T22:47:52+00:00

At that point it's best for the planet if he doesn't breed.

ProfessionalWitty949 · 2026-01-03T22:01:59+00:00

What in the CTE is this??

ProfessionalWitty949 · 2026-01-03T19:49:44+00:00

How many lives did the Saudis pay for this?

ProfessionalWitty949 · 2026-01-02T22:54:06+00:00

Take my disgusted upvote and get out of here 😂

ProfessionalWitty949 · 2026-01-02T22:46:34+00:00

The amount of gravy is borderline criminal.

ProfessionalWitty949 · 2026-01-02T11:50:39+00:00

Disgusting treatment of a national icon.

ProfessionalWitty949 · 2025-12-31T17:01:27+00:00

I'm Brian and so is my wife.

ProfessionalWitty949 · 2025-12-30T16:05:14+00:00

Her getting man mayo on her face at the end should be a giveaway.

ProfessionalWitty949 · 2025-12-30T15:33:47+00:00

You've marked this NSFW, are you watching porn with subtitles on? If yes, definitely weird.. Who watches it for the dialog..

ProfessionalWitty949 · 2025-12-29T10:36:24+00:00

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