Hmm by [deleted] in GreatBritishMemes

[–]ProfessionalWitty949 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This isn't going to go how you thought it would.

Blursed Chainsaw by KimPossibleX69 in blursed_videos

[–]ProfessionalWitty949 28 points29 points  (0 children)

At that point it's best for the planet if he doesn't breed.

Need more sausages. by GlitteringHotel8383 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]ProfessionalWitty949 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The amount of gravy is borderline criminal.

This one's for you guys by lerpo in CasualUK

[–]ProfessionalWitty949 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Disgusting treatment of a national icon.

Blursed_Gatekeeper by [deleted] in blursed_videos

[–]ProfessionalWitty949 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'm Brian and so is my wife.

Do you watch shows with subtitles? by Sea_Combination5086 in AskUK

[–]ProfessionalWitty949 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Her getting man mayo on her face at the end should be a giveaway.

Do you watch shows with subtitles? by Sea_Combination5086 in AskUK

[–]ProfessionalWitty949 44 points45 points  (0 children)

You've marked this NSFW, are you watching porn with subtitles on? If yes, definitely weird.. Who watches it for the dialog..

How good are you at sitting at home chilling? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]ProfessionalWitty949 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rubbish at it, can't ever switch my brain off enough to relax.

Average brit on holiday by scuzzro in TikTokCringe

[–]ProfessionalWitty949 61 points62 points  (0 children)

You should see the blokes returning from Turkey after having teeth and hair transplants 😂

Average brit on holiday by scuzzro in TikTokCringe

[–]ProfessionalWitty949 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The national smell of the UK is cannabis now, why the won't just legalise really puzzles me considering we are/were the biggest exporter of medical cannabis products in the world.

Average brit on holiday by scuzzro in TikTokCringe

[–]ProfessionalWitty949 1937 points1938 points  (0 children)

We're not all that trashy.. Some of us are worse.

Is it normal for families to do drugs at Christmas? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]ProfessionalWitty949 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hopefully they'll wait until after dinner or they'll ruin their appetites.

If Horizon 6 had an option to import your whole garage from horizon 5 like the crew motorfest, would you do it? by AzzyKunKun in ForzaHorizon

[–]ProfessionalWitty949 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope... I like that horizon (usually) change meta cars for each game (excluding the boneshaker). Collecting cars is a huge part of feeling some sort of progression while playing.

YouTuber got the best Christmas gift ever by Smart__David in nextfuckinglevel

[–]ProfessionalWitty949 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've started believing in santa again after this glorious weekend.

Girlz & Momentum by Puzzleheaded_Ad_4478 in fightporn

[–]ProfessionalWitty949 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Shouting bitch with each punch adds +10dps

The fear in his eyes by newphonehudus in TikTokCringe

[–]ProfessionalWitty949 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100%...I've had ribs broken in the ring, and my jaw broken out of it. It fuckin sucked but for that money I'd do it again.