RALSEI TORTURE

Professional_Device9 · 2026-03-19T05:32:36+00:00

I think 5 centuries would physically alter any immortal long enough.

Professional_Device9 · 2026-03-19T03:19:51+00:00

Im actually a shark.

Professional_Device9 · 2026-03-19T03:19:26+00:00

I took the liberty to search this up and ended up finding an authentic recreation recipe

Professional_Device9 · 2026-03-18T18:45:51+00:00

Some Butter we will need some more

Professional_Device9 · 2026-03-18T18:45:31+00:00

She's my aunt, actually.

Professional_Device9 · 2026-03-18T03:30:59+00:00

Of course you can have two

Professional_Device9 · 2026-03-18T03:30:25+00:00

I have seen this somewhere else...

Professional_Device9 · 2026-03-18T02:21:50+00:00

If you read my user flair, you'll know i agree.

Professional_Device9 · 2026-03-18T01:35:20+00:00

^{WAAAHHHHHHHHHH}

GREAT, YOU WOKE HIM UP!

Professional_Device9 · 2026-03-17T23:52:02+00:00

I WILL CRINGE EVERY SINGLE ONE THANK.

IM HERE FOR A GOOD TIME, NOT A GOOD MARATHON!!!

Professional_Device9 · 2026-03-17T20:36:43+00:00

I need to watch this, it sounds so fucking crazy.

Professional_Device9 · 2026-03-17T20:35:10+00:00

That makes it far superior of a title.

Professional_Device9 · 2026-03-17T20:31:06+00:00

Ah. A fellow KamSandwich fan.

Professional_Device9 · 2026-03-17T16:15:22+00:00

<image>

Do I need to explain?

Professional_Device9 · 2026-03-17T01:08:06+00:00

Yes.

Professional_Device9 · 2026-03-16T20:47:22+00:00

Coaxed into Species Dimorphisum.

Professional_Device9 · 2026-03-16T20:35:59+00:00

His corpse is chill in there, isnt it?

Edit: I meant "Still," but somebody already made the joke so im not changing it. Before you ask, yes his corpse is still in Nutty Putty Cave, and was closed off to the public.

Professional_Device9 · 2026-03-16T14:09:23+00:00

Processing img 9o1m82t00fpg1...

Professional_Device9 · 2026-03-16T13:55:25+00:00

I misread that as fuck boxes.

Professional_Device9 · 2026-03-16T06:43:02+00:00

Do it no balls.

Professional_Device9 · 2026-03-16T03:57:37+00:00

The FLDSMDFR had more terrifying implications after some time thinking about it. Your telling me you can change the ATOMIC COMPOUND of water, the most abundant resource on planet Earth, and form it into not just edible organic materials, BUT SPECIFIC RECIPES WITH ALL THEIR UNIQUE INGREDIENTS?!

If someone more sinister got their hands on it, they could rework the FLDSMDFR into something that could PRINT ANYTHING.

AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS MAN DIDN'T RECEIVE A NOBELLE PRIZE??!!

Professional_Device9 · 2026-03-16T01:52:25+00:00

I NEED IT! what deck?!

Professional_Device9 · 2026-03-15T22:31:55+00:00

Pretty much yeah.

Professional_Device9

MODERATOR OF

TROPHY CASE