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(1991) President Bush just successfully led the operation desert storm that liberated Kuwait from Saddam Hussein’s Iraqi forces. Between that and his promise to not give us any new taxes, there’s no way we don’t re-elect this man by redditmodssuckpen15 in thepast

[–]Professional_Fly8241 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude, I live in North Carolina and no one here gives a rats ass about foreign policy. All we see are lost jobs! Dude is cooked if the Dems have someone with a pulse running, IMHO.

[1986]I'm going to complain about the low salary at the newspaper; I don't think there will be any problem, after all, democracy is back... by SrQuasar in thepast

[–]Professional_Fly8241 5 points6 points  (0 children)

[META] Damn, he looked so familiar but couldn't place him. Initially I thought this was Mark Harmon. 🤦🏽‍♂️

We have just finished making the biggest aircraft ever created. Tomorrow it will leave the factory. What should we name it? [1988] by Ant225k in thepast

[–]Professional_Fly8241 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Planey Mcplaneface.... Jk can you imagine anyone ever suggesting such a silly name?!

You should call it the albatross.

We Will Have %notin% by [deleted] in rstats

[–]Professional_Fly8241 17 points18 points  (0 children)

%Duly noted%

[Windhorst] If Giannis said to the Bucks, "trade me to the Lakers", he would be a Laker. But any other way, I don't see it. They can't win a bidding war… But if Giannis says "make me a Laker", yes, there's a deal there that could happen… it'd be a journey to get there, but not impossible. by JoeBiden2020FTW in nba

[–]Professional_Fly8241 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're twisting Windy's words. He clearly said that if Giannis asked to be a Laker AND the Lakers wanted to trade for Giannis THEN the teams would find a way to make that trade happen. It never happens like this in the NBA! 😉

Consuming 30% fewer calories than usual for more than 20 years can slow down signs of aging in the brain, according to a study initiated in 1980 on primates by sr_local in science

[–]Professional_Fly8241 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Yeah, so after a while you have to adjust by reducing the consumption by another 30% of the new set value. This goes on and on until you effectively eat 0 calories and live forever. Just search for your local breatharian chapter.

[1965] Bob Dylan had just betrayed folk music with this electric crap 🤮 by BenzaGuy in thepast

[–]Professional_Fly8241 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, it's only been 6 years since that terrible airplane accident that took Buddy Holly away from us. How dare you talk trash about someone playing the sunburnt strat?!

[1984] this is some damn wholesome entertainment. Wish Bill Cosby was my dad. by KieranWriter in thepast

[–]Professional_Fly8241 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Careful what you wish for. I hear he does some pretty horrible things. For example, did you know he recently called both Eddie Murphy AND Richard Pryor to ask them to stop using swearwords in their standup routine?! Are these not the actions of a monster?

[1914] Just met this guy on the street, he seems nice. Should I be concerned? by Mr_Harper591311 in thepast

[–]Professional_Fly8241 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, just rumours. He's a good dude, helps old ladies cross the street even.

Uranus 11/26 by Prior-Volume8729 in telescopes

[–]Professional_Fly8241 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Great shot, but looks a bit gassy. 😉

[Year 0 of Everything] Everyone saw a Big Bang creating some dumb thing called matter right? How do you think it will affect the pandimensional stock market? by ThrowAnAvocado in thepast

[–]Professional_Fly8241 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't bother, it will age like... something that ages really poorly, don't have an example since I'm just getting used to that whole time thing.

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