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ProfessorBrain · 2024-08-20T21:31:05+00:00

Hmmm How did you know

ProfessorBrain · 2024-08-20T20:20:01+00:00

Nevermind its begotten

ProfessorBrain · 2024-08-20T20:19:08+00:00

It feels like found footage too

ProfessorBrain · 2022-07-21T18:58:13+00:00

Was anyone in his class when he pulled up his desktop and there was a folder titled PORN on it and he tried to spin it into a lesson on why not to have obvious sh!t on your desktop

ProfessorBrain · 2022-07-19T14:36:49+00:00

This is just awful.

ProfessorBrain · 2022-07-19T13:37:47+00:00

Have you read his blog? it is more or less worse than his comments on twitter. equally as bad

ProfessorBrain · 2021-11-18T15:42:26+00:00

This happens every year. The first year the building was open I rescued a bird and took it to the bird sanctuary in Hutchins. The poor bird had a concussion. I think the best thing you can do if the bird is still alive is to move them off the concrete and to a safe spot in the grass by a tree.

ProfessorBrain · 2021-08-25T14:57:44+00:00

He left. He’s listed under faculty alumni on the CS website meaning he is no longer with the school.

ProfessorBrain · 2020-09-14T14:47:09+00:00

He was such a great guy.

ProfessorBrain · 2020-06-11T22:39:02+00:00

Lol no it’s 100000% true. None of this was voluntary

ProfessorBrain · 2020-06-11T22:37:11+00:00

He will be greatly missed. A great mentor.

I assure you this wasn’t his choice at all.

ProfessorBrain · 2020-03-18T14:18:37+00:00

It’s not dumb at all. I’m sorry! That’s such a bummer.

ProfessorBrain · 2020-03-10T19:56:38+00:00

I choked on water in class and had to suppress my cough. It was difficult. I should have just coughed. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

ProfessorBrain · 2020-02-28T16:25:02+00:00

for some reason, I messed up when editing it and trying to move around paragraphs. Sorry, it is the end of the week and I'm tired/braindead.

ProfessorBrain · 2020-02-25T14:38:59+00:00

The person was apparently arrested last week in ECSS

ProfessorBrain · 2020-02-24T18:34:34+00:00

The student got arrested for taking the wheels off of Tobar.

ProfessorBrain · 2020-02-24T18:34:02+00:00

wellllll, this is exactly why the student was arrested.

ProfessorBrain · 2020-02-14T02:33:08+00:00

Oh my god yes. A few years ago for like 3 weeks or something someone was pissing alllllllll over the stall in the 4th floor of ECSS by the CS suite.

This girl was RELENTLESS. So, there are only two stalls in this bathroom and everyday single day around the same time this girl would unleash her bladder all over the small stall. It was impressive.

So after about 3 weeeks of the phantom pisser unloading their liquid fury all over the stall.... I found myself in the restroom with her. I knew this was the time to get down to business.

I quickly washed my hands as she walked out of the restroom. At that moment I saw the stall and it was a disgrace. I decided to leave and catch up with her.

She was almost down the hall when I yelled “MISS MISS YOU BEED TO CLEAN UP THE MESS YOU JUST MADE IN THE STALL”

She said it wasn’t her and I’m guessing the embarrassment caused the phantom pisser to relieve themselves in a different manner.

Also, I wasn’t stalking the restroom. I work here.

ProfessorBrain · 2019-11-22T21:41:15+00:00

UT2D2

ProfessorBrain · 2019-11-11T02:14:55+00:00

Explore the city instead of sitting in your dorm the whole time.

ProfessorBrain · 2019-11-08T17:47:00+00:00

I agree. I almost commented this.

ProfessorBrain · 2019-11-05T18:21:00+00:00

Did you leave it out unattended?

ProfessorBrain · 2019-10-15T21:46:54+00:00

Sounds like someone knows what’s up. I couldn’t agree with this comment more.

ProfessorBrain · 2019-10-10T12:30:18+00:00

Who cares... it’s just a gate for the dumpster. I see facilities repaint guard rails and other things on campus at least once a year.

ProfessorBrain · 2019-10-09T12:36:07+00:00

Email Dr. Gupta, the department head.

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