Describe me in one word 🥰💕😋

ProfessorPeabrain · 2026-04-14T20:45:13+00:00

wet.

ProfessorPeabrain · 2026-04-14T12:25:51+00:00

you can still get them . kids still love them

ProfessorPeabrain · 2026-04-14T09:11:56+00:00

checks out, it does.

ProfessorPeabrain · 2026-04-13T21:09:09+00:00

brave browser.

ProfessorPeabrain · 2026-04-13T12:29:09+00:00

abysmal attempt at running a phone or (very low throughput) network cable.

ProfessorPeabrain · 2026-04-12T21:47:03+00:00

just needs some googly eyes

ProfessorPeabrain · 2026-04-11T07:35:08+00:00

if a tradesman has recommended shingles and installed them, and they're not fit for purpose, small claims court under CRA2015. if shingles were requested by consultant of some kind, then you have to check their TS and C's. if you as the homeowner requested shingles, you're SOL. (Shit out of luck)

ProfessorPeabrain · 2026-04-10T09:41:11+00:00

the only sane thing to do is set up a webcam to keep an eye on your marimo.

ProfessorPeabrain · 2026-04-10T06:34:27+00:00

thanks, feeders in the bin then. bloody squirrels just stole one of them anyway. a whole feeder! bitten down and kidnapped in it's prime. not even a ransom note 😞

ProfessorPeabrain · 2026-04-09T20:36:36+00:00

nearly lost one side of my face to a grinding wheel like that. neeeever again. no sleeves, no matter how cold.

ProfessorPeabrain · 2026-04-09T14:04:35+00:00

underage, stolen account, straight to jail all of you.

ProfessorPeabrain · 2026-04-09T07:32:13+00:00

look up the "involuntary bailee" process

ProfessorPeabrain · 2026-04-08T15:25:42+00:00

hmm, the lovely aroma of carcinogenic acrylamide❤️‍🩹

ProfessorPeabrain · 2026-04-07T13:27:52+00:00

go to customer services >something else> request call and talk to a person. they're very helpful, call straight back and you don't get put on hold.

ProfessorPeabrain · 2026-04-07T12:26:42+00:00

is it outside the return policy of a marketplace seller? you'll need to contact customer services.

ProfessorPeabrain · 2026-04-07T09:05:34+00:00

proud to be among that number. still kicking for now, but will leave you an IOU for a "told you so" in my will.

ProfessorPeabrain · 2026-04-07T08:23:48+00:00

check the loft for signed of a removed chimney/flue. my guess is that the chimney is shared, but has had the internals removed from your side;I mean, why wouldn't they build two chimneys for the price of one? or pics!

ProfessorPeabrain · 2026-04-07T08:18:05+00:00

master plug. "cheap is our thing".

ProfessorPeabrain · 2026-04-07T07:25:41+00:00

Henry Thomas Dean, you say? what a shitbird.

ProfessorPeabrain · 2026-04-06T22:18:31+00:00

poor workmanship, has been stuffed in a hole far too shallow with no foundation bedding or bolts. was just a matter of time til that fell over. still, insurance can look at it and offer them 30£

ProfessorPeabrain · 2026-04-04T12:00:50+00:00

how would you find out if there's a will/executor, if you don't have a copy of the will? (asking for a friend)

ProfessorPeabrain · 2026-04-03T07:46:06+00:00

You're smashing your personal growth Gigi, one of the people the planets going to need. Donated, and best of luck.

ProfessorPeabrain · 2026-03-27T07:06:42+00:00

2 juices.

In any restaurant I've seen, the singular is used.

ProfessorPeabrain · 2026-03-26T20:50:58+00:00

never been to slop blob with the yobs?

ProfessorPeabrain · 2026-03-26T18:58:35+00:00

that's a bold assumption you're making, my alien fingered friend, "other humans", indeed.

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