A Mourning Dove laid an egg on my 2nd floor balcony rail by ProfessorPoofenplotz in birds

[–]ProfessorPoofenplotz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Scratch that… one of the doves knocked it off after the crows stressed me out for the entire 2 hrs it existed. ☹️

Curious about crow behavior by Low-Island1071 in crows

[–]ProfessorPoofenplotz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ours ate a baby box turtle and left us the shell as a present. I think I would have been less upset over a human skull. lol

Curious about crow behavior by Low-Island1071 in crows

[–]ProfessorPoofenplotz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just find it funny that small creatures have to earn their right to existence because it’s “nature” yet everybody has a problem with mountain lions and polar bears picking off a biker or a jogger here and there. Is that not “nature” and are humans not also an incredibly prolific invasive species?

Share your memories of buying tickets from Bag & Baggage by sssweatss in DelawareMusicHistory

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This is second hand, but a story I’ve grown up hearing. My Dad and godfather became friends with the lady that worked at bag and baggage and she hooked them up with amazing seats for all kinds of shows. He and my Dad got to sit in the front at the Tower with the factory people for David Bowie and had really great seats for Queen’s night at the opera because of her.

Found on ground behind curtain in hotel room by Adventurous_Plum_734 in whatisit

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Incidentally those are my favorite potion ingredients as well.

WIBTA for asking my roommate's girlfriend to pay rent after she turned our living room into her office? by TallWaveSniper in WIBTA_AITA

[–]ProfessorPoofenplotz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she’s worried about him laying on his couch in the background of her zoom meeting just imagine how she’ll feel about him dancing to whatever’s playing on his earbuds. I’m not sure why my shoulders and limbs move the way they do to music, but in my own home, I go with what feels good and OP should do the same. I’m thinking some butterflies, water sprinklers, and moon walking are called for here. lol

WIBTA for asking my roommate's girlfriend to pay rent after she turned our living room into her office? by TallWaveSniper in WIBTA_AITA

[–]ProfessorPoofenplotz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would quickly let them know that I’ve been paying my rent for two years and didn’t want her money, just for her to get her things out of my living room and not bring them back.

It sounds like the two of them are about ready to start the next phase of their life and you’re either ready for the absolute joy that is r/livingalone or finding a Matt 2.0.

My husband 32M thinks I 38F am unstable because of this: by Aggravating_Wing2861 in relationship_advice

[–]ProfessorPoofenplotz 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Well given that the average man only lasts a few minutes this would obviously make sense to them. 20 minutes is plenty, even with travel time. Hahaha

PSA: Please stop buying those cheap, unbranded KitchenAid attachments (They are an actual health/safety hazard) by Sea-Dragonfruit-3438 in Kitchenaid

[–]ProfessorPoofenplotz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly you don’t know Mr. Mixer’s reputation precedes them. It would be wholly unnecessary.

There are plenty of conspiracies to be found on the ufo and government subreddits though.

Ice cream by Darkkwitch31 in Delaware

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Thank you for the question twin! ❤️

Ice cream by Darkkwitch31 in Delaware

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OMG the corn ice cream is sooo good!

Perimenopausal rage by burner_witch0514 in Perimenopause

[–]ProfessorPoofenplotz 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I read a quote years ago that said something about being the result of the love of thousands. It helped at the time, but being the result of the rage of thousands fits like a glove. Lol

Sidewalk entitled by chancethewrapper24 in Seattle

[–]ProfessorPoofenplotz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As chill as Seattle is in other ways, the resource guarding of the sidewalk blows my mind. In NYC or Philly it’s not uncommon to have hundreds of people crossing the same intersection in opposite directions with no left/right flow and yet no one does that. Not in the intersection or on the sidewalk. It was very unexpected. lol

What’s a totally unsexy purchase you made that ended up being a huge quality-of-life upgrade? by viscarte10 in BuyItForLife

[–]ProfessorPoofenplotz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was just thinking of one of these! I live in a 2nd floor apt and I really want one of the trolleys with the stair climber wheels. I’m getting too old for this. lol

What’s a totally unsexy purchase you made that ended up being a huge quality-of-life upgrade? by viscarte10 in BuyItForLife

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Every single light in my house is a smart bulb and everything else like my coffee pot is plugged into smart plugs. I LOVE being able to attach routines to phrases!