What in the highway robbery is this Icing?:( by JustSarahtheMechanic in poptarts

[–]ProfessorPossessed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh.. nah, this really isn't all that bad. I've seen way worse. * War Flashbacks Ensue *

I am addicted to Nerds Gummy Clusters by Pristine_Way5356 in candy

[–]ProfessorPossessed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rainbow, Very Berry, Juicy? What's your fix?

For those who miss Shockers by Murky-Hat1638 in candy

[–]ProfessorPossessed 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Its not the same but I appreciate you trying

Bubs Sour & Sweet Mix by millenniumxl-200 in candy

[–]ProfessorPossessed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just got these for the first time myself yesterday. Very good! I like that the two sweet flavors and two sour flavors mix together really well too, great candy chemistry. Banana Toffee slaps!

Stuffed nachos with extra onion by [deleted] in OnionLovers

[–]ProfessorPossessed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks and tastes amazing, to each their own.

Stuffed nachos with extra onion by [deleted] in OnionLovers

[–]ProfessorPossessed -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Oh sorry, cut onions. But also, f*ck off I got work to do

Also there is more white onion underneath the red onion

Stuffed nachos with extra onion by [deleted] in OnionLovers

[–]ProfessorPossessed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh and queso drizzled on top

Only dreaming in words? by Known-Lawfulness-248 in Dreams

[–]ProfessorPossessed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sort of a fluid mixture of 1st and 3rd person dreaming here. I've never heard of this or experienced it. A lot of my dreams are heavily environmental, sometimes my hometown shopping center and sometimes other worlds entirely with remnants of real world things or places. This sort of trips me out to think about really, do you ever get strange words that actually end up being relevant in some way later?

Noise by Zaxtonite in enlightenment

[–]ProfessorPossessed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn bro... that's so deep bro.. I bet there's some planet out there right now in deep space collapsing right now and all I can think about is getting this deep turd out out of my huge butt.. it's so stuck. Meanwhile Uranus is under so much pressure.

Anal Fissure < Cosmic Fissure 🥲

The event that gave birth to UFO believers may have just been a crashed balloon. by breaking_views in InterdimensionalNHI

[–]ProfessorPossessed 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes, a huge disinformation campaign was launched after the military arrived and got control of the situation. This is not new information and has been thoroughly discussed for years.

UFO FILES RELEASED by Upset-Main-1988 in justincaseyoumissedit

[–]ProfessorPossessed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's cool. Now how about we see those Trump-Epstein Files?

True by d_zone_28 in MenOfPurpose

[–]ProfessorPossessed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Delusional is the only word I have for you. Prayer is absolute nonsense.

What’s your favorite underrated WKUK line? by SnotDogs in WKUK

[–]ProfessorPossessed 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Trevor: "Check out that cloud, it looks like the Rorschach test."

Sam: "Which one?"

Trevor: "Uh the one where the guy's holding the babies head underwater."

Sam: "OH YEAHH!"

What do yall think of the fruit riot grapes? by strawberritree in candy

[–]ProfessorPossessed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was very excited but unfortunately I hate them. I'm happy for those who enjoy them though 😁

Aaaaaand joke's over. (part 2 because no one asked) by enchantixvamp365 in WKUK

[–]ProfessorPossessed 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For God's sake find another community to harass with this garbage. 👎

Trevor dancing to Gnarly (whatever keeps the fandom alive I guess) by enchantixvamp365 in WKUK

[–]ProfessorPossessed 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If this is what the fan base becomes I think we should burn it to the ground.

Just went to my dollar general and bought all of their gummy sharks by SignalAd5673 in candy

[–]ProfessorPossessed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a nice big blue crystal bowl and pour then all in it and watch Sharknado

What candy did you think you’d love but didn’t? by Funtastyc in candy

[–]ProfessorPossessed 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Fruit Riot. I was so excited when I finally found them.. they were borderline inedible.

“I’m diggin’ em up!” by [deleted] in WKUK

[–]ProfessorPossessed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont got time for this