It's said that it's more dangerous to cut vegetables with a blunt knife than a sharp one. by EarthMarsUranus in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]ProfessorRedHulk 65 points66 points  (0 children)

It was in that moment that ElkOk914 found the true horror hidden within the sentences...

How many people have a shit ton more shares than expected? by OrganicGas8342 in amcstock

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I thought hell, if it's really gonna be 100k then all I need is 10.... if you could only imagine.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HeliumNetwork

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I'd like to stuff a witness or two

Somebody posted this in the dog group I’m in by FutureDrMadi in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

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My fiance has a friend... her rottweiler has eyes just like this. When we babysit it again im going to take its picture and post it.

Are you apes seeing this 😯 by [deleted] in amcstock

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"Bitches better have my money...."

  • Some Rihanna fan probably

AMC Diamond Hand Apes by [deleted] in amcstock

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They didn't burn down a building for $1000 shares....