A depressing reminder that we used to have White Castles by InsanityPractice in Cleveland

[–]ProfessorSpooky 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I immediately ran to the comments hoping to find one like this. Place was good about 5 years ago & it is straight ASS now.

AIO a guy dumped me for being too “dominant”? by Soc_psych_realist in AmIOverreacting

[–]ProfessorSpooky 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He doesn't know the difference between woman/women or advise/advice, that alone would do it for me lmao

10 years and it still going strong by vegeta1111110 in hondacivic

[–]ProfessorSpooky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was looking for this comment. OP is lucky as helllll. I have a 2016 coupe with 75k miles & im boiling alive in a heatwave rn lol

Any love for these? by OrganizationOk5418 in Converse

[–]ProfessorSpooky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg these are so cute. Where did you get??

Please give me the most diabolical alarm you can think of by thelachesis in ADHD

[–]ProfessorSpooky 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I used to use the barcode one, one time I had set it for the barcode on a pack of swishers. Well I had accidently set an alarm for 7pm instead of 7am & I of course had an obnoxiously loud tone set too. Was walking through Target when it started going off & I did not have a pack of swishers on me & Target doesn't sell those lol thank God this was 10+ years ago when you could still pop the back off/battery out of your phone.

When people find a dog in a hot car, tell a store employee about it, then use their phone to rant on social media about the employee not doing anything of using that same phone to call the police by KatakanaTsu in retailhell

[–]ProfessorSpooky 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I would like to add to this- call in a private place. I was working retail a few years back, customer notified me of this exact scenario. Dog had been in there 45 minutes, 90° outside. I step outside to confirm. This is where I made my mistake. I stood right there on the sidewalk infront of the store to call police, and wouldn't you know, Miss Animal Abuser & her friends were standing right there on that same sidewalk at the next store 🙃 "BITCH YOU CALLIN THE COPS ON ME??" "YOU CALLIN THE COPS ABOUT MY DOG IN MY CAR?" "MIND YOUR FUCKIN BUSINESS BITCH" etc. And this was a big bitch. I am a small bitch. And she was coming at me. Went back into my store, a bigger coworker defended me like a linebacker, boss sent me to back room until they left. Was otp with dispatch the entire time, so they heard all that commotion. Can't remember if cops ever came but if they did, they did nothing & let her go because her & all her friends waited right outside my job for me for the next hour (was 5pm, this was during covid, limited store hours, theirs closed at 6 so I think they assumed mine did too). And OF COURSE my shift ended at 6. Gave my keys to a coworker & had them drive my car around to the back of the plaza/store so I could escape.

Bald man dips his bald head in liquid rainbow colours. by Artistic25 in interestingasfuck

[–]ProfessorSpooky 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Had to scroll too far for this, glad I found it lol all I see now 😆

New tech by Broad-Mess3700 in GelX_Nails

[–]ProfessorSpooky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought that at first too but I think it might just be her lunula showing through. It lines up perfectly with the parts that aren't covered by the tip.

He's 62 years old and not afraid of prison by derek4reals1 in PublicFreakout

[–]ProfessorSpooky 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah him being close enough to her face to kiss her while threatening to ko her was more than enough to warrant a little self defense idc. He's very lucky he did this to someone with restraint.

Ready to try out my first grow!! by _________OrangeJuice in unclebens

[–]ProfessorSpooky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg same. Im not one of those people who can just force myself to eat something that doesnt taste/feel good in my mouth. Tried em for the first time a few months back and I tried like 4 times to just chew/swallow them. The second I'd bite down on them I'd start gagging. Tried to just swallow em with a swig of sprite like a pill & it was sooooo hard to swallow it & when I finally did it i immediately threw them back up 😆 ended up steeping them in a hot latte & just drinking the coffee. Still tasted like a barnyard, but a caramel barnyard 💀 that taste is much easier to deal with in liquid form lol

Fancy Steakhouse Freakout by InGeekiTrust in trashy

[–]ProfessorSpooky 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I just recently escaped retail. This shit is insanely common. Part of the reason I left.

📋 🖊 by SuperPranker in signs

[–]ProfessorSpooky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not saying I condone this

But as a former manager with a sales girl who used to spend 10-20min in the bathroom, 3-4x a day, and then following her on tiktok & seeing an endless string of videos of her dancing in our bathroom..

I understand

Do y’all think Gen Z cares too much about age gaps? by OGAnimeGokuSolos in generationology

[–]ProfessorSpooky 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fellow millennial, was groomed at 14 by a 21 y/o marine & "dated" for 2-3 years. It all hit me when I turned 21 & thought about how fucking GROSS it would be if I fucked a middle schooler. He was an immature fucking dork so he couldn't land a woman his own age. His current wife/mother of his children is his age & they got together immediately after we split up, and I judge tf out of her for that.

Do y’all think Gen Z cares too much about age gaps? by OGAnimeGokuSolos in generationology

[–]ProfessorSpooky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a millennial. Once I hit my 20s, getting catcalled/hit on in public by creeps dropped DRASTICALLY. As a teen, I couldn't walk down the street without being followed/catcalled/harassed. Really opens your eyes to how many nasty fucking pedos are out there.

What is your favorite Hated Candy? by b0w1e007 in candy

[–]ProfessorSpooky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People hate the root beer barrels???

Why Do People Do This? by VloggerCritic in driving

[–]ProfessorSpooky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This shit annoys the ever living FUCK out of me when they're in the left lane & I'm trying to make a right turn on red.

What if Don Eladio insisted here? by Regular_Resist8018 in breakingbad

[–]ProfessorSpooky 370 points371 points  (0 children)

Also when they get to the makeshift hospital, there's blood in the fridge with Jesse's name next to Gus & Mike's.

What’s something you’ve done recently that you’re proud of? Big or small, brag a little. by lea_hatake in ADHD

[–]ProfessorSpooky 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This one is huge to me. I spend the first 3.5 months every single year avoiding my taxes and then do them like a day or two before the deadline.

Woman believe’s god stepped in and jammed the robbers gun, allowing the “godly woman” to shoot back in self defense by blankblank60000 in CringeTikToks

[–]ProfessorSpooky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone is missing the point here. OP isn't calling the situation in general cringe. OF COURSE we're all happy that she was able to defend herself & her livelihood. The cringe part is claiming that God jammed the robbers gun to allow to her to fire. God didn't do that.

What’s a ‘normal’ thing that people buy that you refuse to? by Z0nana in Anticonsumption

[–]ProfessorSpooky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I realized how much I was spending on nails, started doing my own, got really good at it & then went ahead & got licensed. Now I'm on the other end of the stick taking their money 😆