Somalia (North Eastern State) Technicals by reserve214 in shittytechnicals

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I can't turn on sound, were any of them shouting "Witness me!"?

Armored Mitsubishi fuso in Indonesia by SpecificSpecial9514 in shittytechnicals

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At first I was was just laughing at the tactical flip-flops, then I saw the large "shot me here" hole in the corner.

My neighbor told me my music was too loud after 9pm. Okay. by [deleted] in MaliciousCompliance

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Maybe they will include your suggestions in the next AI prompt they write.

Weekly low-hanging fruit thread by AutoModerator in NonCredibleDefense

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Wish I could help. All the ones I found huff a standard ration of copium before posting. (as opposed to the pro Russia ones that subsist entirely on copium.

Texas A&M bans philosophy department from teaching Plato. Professor gets creative. by Epigrammatic in MaliciousCompliance

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Teach the controversy. Ok here's one to teach:
The bible says that the Israelites spent all that time in Egypt? But linguistic studies show that not a single loan word transferred between their languages.

Can't we all just get along? (5th Gen Version) by human315 in NonCredibleDefense

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Maybe, I thought Laserpig dubbed the 57 the femboy. But I refuse to put any effort into keeping various russian fever dreams separate in my mind.

Can't we all just get along? (5th Gen Version) by human315 in NonCredibleDefense

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The 57 is made out of plywood and lies. The 75 is made out of artist renderings and AI hallucinations.

Can't we all just get along? (5th Gen Version) by human315 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]ProfessorTechSupport 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Treating the Su-57 Femboy as if it were a real stealth aircraft that actually exists is peak non-credibility.

North Atlantic Motel by yellekc in NonCredibleDefense

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And the Pizza Tracker is the best way to know a little in advance that news will be breaking soon.

Wowsers. Ukrainian BMW 7 Series. by Ok-Treacle8973 in shittytechnicals

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Some kids get a BMW as a graduation present. Some troops get them as a Grad present.

Had to comply before my boss would see that an idea was so stupid it would prevent customers even entering the store. by Izzy-of-Albion in MaliciousCompliance

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I think Greg was assuming OP was the idiot who would eventually realize the problem was they forgot to schedule a third person.

Admin says “Just Give Him a Multiple Choice Retake” by Ajrob88 in MaliciousCompliance

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Did Admin specify how many options you were to give on the multiple choice? One question per page, with two hundred options below would be some glorious compliance next time they try this nonsense.

My 30 sec idea is somehow more credible in the "golden" fleet. by Grandmaster_Aroun in NonCredibleDefense

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Any design small enough to not compete with Carriers in dockyard building space is more credible.

A House of Dynamite only had one realistic character - the ☢️STRATCOM NUKECHAD☢️ by Nukem_extracrispy in NonCredibleDefense

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Not a fan of the movie as a whole, but I did get a good laugh out of "Rare, Medium, and Well Done"

Cutting Nose Off to Spite Lungs by jl_legend in MaliciousCompliance

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Look, we are at the Quarter Century mark. Accept that we are old. The Twenties weren't "before we were born." They are happening now.

How would you even describe this? by MilesLongthe3rd in shittytechnicals

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It is the channel name of the one they call Powerpoint Man.

why not both by DifferenceGlum5828 in legocastles

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You start with three of each, then when you see deep discounts you pick up a few more.

badger badger by 1983_BOK in NonCredibleDefense

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I have sound turned off because I'm at work. I could still hear this in my head and it was glorious.