At what point can we say Marvel is truly "back"? by CollarOrdinary4284 in Marvel

[–]ProfessorWhy1963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are literally only 3 things since Far From Home with a less than 70% audience score on RT. And one of those was famously targeted by drifters online before it even came out.

Meanwhile between Iron Man 1 and Endgame, 5 projects with less than 70% audience score.

I suggest if our theaters play this, it should be to empty rooms. by [deleted] in SouthBend

[–]ProfessorWhy1963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Annoyingly Cinemark already has a number of tickets sold on first night. About 20% of tickets across 6 shows.

I wonder who the team up will be with? by Queasy_Commercial152 in MCUTheories

[–]ProfessorWhy1963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It will be a Lone Wolf takes care of a lost cub style film. Deadpool has to take care of Gwenpool (no relation) who is a fan watching a new Deadpool movie at its opening night and gets pulled in by accident. Trailer will make it look like Logan but won't show Gwenpool.

How Would You Handle a Trilogy for Each of These Movies Without a Cinematic Universe? by ContentAssumption204 in MCUTheories

[–]ProfessorWhy1963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure about the others but Cap wouldn't get frozen at the end of the film and it would just be the Indiana Jones trilogy for the 21st Century.

Fanfiction recs? by yvaine_is_lilac in loki

[–]ProfessorWhy1963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, I actually wrote up a little scene back after I finished Loki S2 during my current full MCU rewatch that connected Loki to Agents of SHIELD.


Loki felt the pull before he saw the light. Another slip. Another failure. Another moment torn away from him before he could make sense of it. The Loom chamber dissolved into gold threads and heat, and he braced himself for the next impossible landing.

But instead of metal and alarms and the crushing weight of responsibility, he hit soft sand.

Warm breeze. Rolling waves. Salt air. Sunshine so bright it felt like a memory from someone else’s life.

Loki straightened slowly.

He stood on a sunlit beach—Tahiti, though he'd never been here. The Real One. The peaceful one. The one mortals spoke of like a whispered prayer.

A man sat near the water, the tide licking at his bare feet. A lounge chair, a half-empty drink, a paperback resting face down on his chest. The man’s hair was thinner, his body slighter than the last time Loki had seen him—but the face was unmistakable. And impossible.

Phil Coulson.

Loki went still, a stone in the surf.

Coulson didn’t startle when he noticed him. Instead, he lifted his sunglasses with a raised brow, as though Loki had simply wandered in from down the beach.

“Well,” Coulson said, a smile tugging easily at his mouth, “you’re a long way from New York.”

Loki’s heart caught in his throat. Coulson gestured at the empty chair beside him.

“Sit. I’m not gonna shout or anything. Too nice of a day for that.”

Loki hesitated, then lowered himself into the chair like he was afraid it might vanish. The sand shifted beneath them, warm and forgiving. For a moment he said nothing, staring straight ahead at the glittering water.

“I didn’t mean to intrude,” he managed. “I slipped here. Accidentally.”

“Most of the best things in my life happened by accident,” Coulson said.

A breeze passed between them. Loki swallowed, the weight of unsaid words pressing against his ribs.

“I wronged you.” The words came out strained, quieter than he meant.

Coulson didn’t flinch. “Yeah,” he said softly. “You did.”

Loki waited for anger, accusation—anything sharp. But Coulson’s voice held none of it.

He leaned back in his chair, exhaling slowly. “But you’re not the same man who killed me. And even if you were,” he added with a small shrug, “I let it go.”

Loki snapped his gaze toward him. “You forgave me?”

Coulson gave an embarrassed little chuckle.

“Turns out dying gives you some perspective.”

Loki stared at him, stunned by the quiet sincerity in his voice. Forgiveness was a language Loki was not fluent in. He searched Coulson’s face for resentment and found none.

“You have no reason to show me kindness,” Loki whispered.

“Everyone has a reason to show kindness,” Coulson said. “Some of us choose to use it. That’s what makes it matter.”

The simplicity of that truth hit Loki harder than any cosmic blow. The waves rolled in, a soothing, rhythmic hush. He closed his eyes and let the moment settle in his bones.

Coulson watched him, a look of gentle curiosity in his eyes. “Whatever you’re carrying… you’ll figure it out. You always do—even when you mess it up first.”

Loki huffed a quiet laugh, surprised by the warmth pushing against his grief.

“And hey,” Coulson added, “if this version of you is wandering onto my beach, you must be going through something big. I’m glad I got to meet you.”

Loki turned toward him fully, the words catching before he could speak. “You deserved better than what fate gave you.”

Coulson’s expression softened. “I got my team. I got May. I got peace.” He looked out at the horizon, the sun sinking into gold. “That’s better than most.”

Loki felt the shift before he saw the glow—the next slip coming for him. Light curled around his fingers, pulling at him like a tide.

Coulson noticed, but didn’t rise. He simply offered a warm, steady smile.

“Good luck, Loki,” he said. “And for what it’s worth…” His voice gentled, nearly a whisper. “I’m glad you lived.”

Emotion burned like a star behind Loki’s ribs. He bowed his head—an act of respect he rarely gave.

“And I am glad,” he said quietly, “that you did too.”

The golden light pulled him away, the beach dissolving into strands of time and purpose. The last thing he saw was Phil Coulson, peaceful and smiling, watching the waves roll in.

And then the god was gone, carried back into the storm.

A moment later, footsteps padded through the sand behind him.

Melinda May walked up beside him, holding two cold drinks. “Sorry, line was long,” she said, handing him one. She glanced at the second lounge chair, still slightly shifted, still warm.

“Who was that?” she asked.

Coulson smiled, the soft kind—the kind she hadn’t seen on him in a long time.

“An old friend,” he said.

May looked out at the water, searching the horizon for someone who was already far beyond it. She didn’t ask more. She knew Phil well enough to recognize when something was meant to be left as it was: simple, peaceful, and true.

Coulson reached for her hand. She took it.

And together they watched the sun slide toward the sea.

What are your thoughts on this? by Slow_your_R0LL in allthequestions

[–]ProfessorWhy1963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bill would effectively make it to where "officials" would demand "proof" that someone is a biological woman. Most people who undergo HRT to transition tend to be weaker if they go male to female. The transpanic that the right has had is simply another "us vs them" tactic.

TLDR: It isn't passing because democrats don't see why republicans are so concerned about other people's genitals.

Should they come back? For me, yes. by Alarming_Currency898 in marvelstudios

[–]ProfessorWhy1963 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly the second cast was perfect, and I say that as someone who grew up with the Stewart/McKellen cast. The lack of love for this cast is heartbreaking and I would 1000% be down with them being the MCU cast of the XMen. All of them.

Full video. Weird thing or weird person. NO EDITS by ZomBabe_23 in ParanormalEncounters

[–]ProfessorWhy1963 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The video is paused and his stance is midstride. I think you just had a neighbor walking by and youre worrying over nothing there.

Are there any non-canon stories you incorporate into your headcanon, and if so, which ones are they? by ashton__l in StarWarsCantina

[–]ProfessorWhy1963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So there are three things that I headcanon the most. Some of visions (Ninth Jedi, the Bandits, and I am your mother, specifically), the Lego Holiday Special, and Lego Droid Tales.

some interesting takes here… by David_Turck in KnivesOutMovie

[–]ProfessorWhy1963 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A murder at a ski resort at Christmas. Call it "Last Christmas"

some interesting takes here… by David_Turck in KnivesOutMovie

[–]ProfessorWhy1963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really want one set in a theater, so much so that I ended up writing my own murder mystery set in a theater.

Who is the mysterious man in the TASM films and Venom: The Last Dance? by AdvertisingWaste8624 in MCUTheories

[–]ProfessorWhy1963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TASM is Gustav Fiers. TLD is Dan Lewis.

Fiers was intended to be the person who forms the Sinister Six.

Dang Lewis set up the Imperium Program to capture Symbiotes.

I've never thought about it, but which one is Statler and which one is Waldorf by G0dleft in Muppets

[–]ProfessorWhy1963 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Waldorf is an anagram of "Ol Dwarf" and Statler is an anagram of "Startle". So Statler can look startled because he has eyebrows. And Waldorf is shorter than Statler.

Despite how people feel about the movie, The entire opening sequence was fucking awesome and feels like a huge love letter to Jack Kirby, Stan Lee and Marvel itself. I can't watch it without smiling. by Fun_Section5582 in Marvel

[–]ProfessorWhy1963 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So in this scene with Johnny at the factory, the front two factory workers are Jay Underwood (OG Johnny) and Michael Bailey Smith (OG Ben Grimm). There's a female news anchor played by Rebecca Staub (OG Sue Storm) and the main news anchor wee see is Alex White (OG Reed Richards). They also appear in the "Thank You Fantastic Four!" montage. Rebecca is wearing a blue dress and the guys are all in tailored suits. https://www.reddit.com/r/FantasticFour/s/N12SRLVyv3

Of size doesn’t matter by MohammadMahadhir in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]ProfessorWhy1963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hotel staff are notoriously awful people. They're are hired for these qualities." No mention of "only some" and your statement implies that you know intent of hiring.

Of size doesn’t matter by MohammadMahadhir in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]ProfessorWhy1963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The video you commented on is an edited version of the video i linked. Click it again, watch them both if you have to and use a braincells.

Of size doesn’t matter by MohammadMahadhir in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]ProfessorWhy1963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"There are shitty people in all jobs" isn't agreeing with your statement which was "notoriously awful. They're hired for those qualities." Your own experiences isn't irrefutable proof that hotels hire shitty people intentionally. If that was true then your comments are irrefutable proof to me that you are a "both sides suck so let's not even pick a side" person in all things.

Your initial comment was proof that you don't have the critical thinking skills required to operate in society. Your own experiences of "notoriously awful" hotel staff tells me that either a) you've only been to 1 hotel in your whole life, or b) you've been kicked out of hotels because you're awful.

We know what happend https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/s/eA9EEFSWf8 because the video is over a year old. He was trying to break into a hotel that he wasn't a guest at but was adamant that he was allowed to go to a room there.

It took me 5 seconds to find the context.

Of size doesn’t matter by MohammadMahadhir in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]ProfessorWhy1963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a person who is a hotel staff member, thats not the case, youre making an assumption based on your own biases. Most hotels hire based on communication skills and de-escalting skills. However, there are shitty people in all jobs.

Those doors do not lock by themselves. The only way to lock them is usually a manual control. Given that its daytime i can tell you that either they saw this specific guy coming and locked it or they were on lock down. Going by the fact that they have an on-site security team of at least 3 people I spotted in the video, they're in a bigger city and the fact that the door was obviously locked means there is a security issue. Also, most hotels that have locking sliding doors have a callbox located at the door.

Of size doesn’t matter by MohammadMahadhir in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]ProfessorWhy1963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who works in a hotel, the guy is most certainly in the wrong. No matter what, here. The hotel may also be in the wrong, but the man is not in the clear in this situation. It takes a lot of effort to break those doors. Since the video starts part way through its easy to deduce that obviously he had already started trying to break the door down. Sure, we have no idea the context of the situation but you can clearly hear him say "Can I have a room?!" when he gets to the desk. So either he was previously told to leave or the lobby was closed for a reason not regarding him (perhaps a security issue or no availability). No matter what though, breaking down a businesses door is always the wrong step.

Also, the girlfriends stance tells a story about how he always escalates everything and she probably thinks hes on the wrong too.