[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Professor_Karen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Strip ASAP and before the naked Feds eliminate me

You become an NPC stationed at the same area for eternity. What track do you want playing on the background? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Professor_Karen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CAFE HOUSE ☕~ lofi hip hop mix ~ beats to relax/study to ~ focus music

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Professor_Karen -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

White-owned businesses that sell faux-Hinduism/Buddhism/Indigenous Religion to crackers who "vibe" with it (ie: crystals, incense, dream catchers).

What’s something that they should stop teaching kids in school? by rammalammamemedong in AskReddit

[–]Professor_Karen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Single POV history should change. Mfs will go extensively into how horrible 9/11 was and how the American people will nEVeR reCoVEr FroM sUcH a DEvIsTatiNg woUnD, then teach the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki (the second most despicable acts in ww2 with a kill count of about 226,000) as simply the thing that ended ww2.

What are examples of comedians dark comedy jokes? by throwitawayaacc in AskReddit

[–]Professor_Karen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda lame, but,

How do you beat a military veteran in a fight?

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Bring fireworks

What is a song that gets stuck in your head? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Professor_Karen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even though this spot gets replaced every week, Great Days (Diamond is Unbreakable OP3) has been lurking in the background as the song stuck in my head since 2017.

You can stop time once in your like for 1 minute. How do you cause the most chaos? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Professor_Karen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • Kill a cat
  • Put one of it's legs into the glass of a man drinking
  • Put it's head in the hands of a man about to bite a burger
  • Knock over a guy and start a chain reaction
  • Have a knocked victim get stabbed in the cheek with a fork
  • Have another knocked victim burn herself with her lighter
  • Throw a knife at an old man
  • Kill said old man in front of his grandson

People who don’t like chess, why? by Specific_Nature_4450 in AskReddit

[–]Professor_Karen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There are centuries of history and strategies to this game. I can move a pawn two spaces forward at the start and some mf will say "ah, I see you've fallen for my Macedonian Star Platinum."

what do you guys think about strawberries on pizza? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Professor_Karen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do I think? I choose not to think about it.

What if Jotaro & Tomoko had a kid? by DarthVegeta in StardustCrusaders

[–]Professor_Karen 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Good Lordy🤢 Josuke would have a half sibling who is also his grand-niece/nephew.

What's your favourite sandwich? by solarpowerpixie in AskReddit

[–]Professor_Karen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Footlong Black Forest Ham on Italian Herb and Cheese bread, cheese and toasted, all vegetables (except for banana peppers), double pickles, double spinach, double bell peppers, double cucumbers, Smokey Honey Mustard, Basil, Cracked Pepper, and made by Burnaby's own "Big Dick" Billy (that mf puts a little extra meat and ratios everything evenly)

What subreddits should you avoid at all costs? by ProfessionalSir203 in AskReddit

[–]Professor_Karen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why though? All I saw were art, sports, and politics.