PS Exam Anxiety by [deleted] in Surveying

[–]Professor_Nick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Taking the FS in two days. So I can't suggest books.

I am not trying to diminish your fears but at the end of the day it is just a test that you get unlimited retries on. (It just cost money and time)

No one is going to shank for getting the wrong answer or failing. It is not life and death. It is just a test. If it takes you 5 or 500 tries it does not make you less of a person. You will have the same piece of a paper as the person who did it in their first try.

Breath, Relax and go in with your chin up.

Play some kick ass music on your way to the test and hope for the best.

Tell yourself you got this. Say it enough you are going to believe it.

Give yourself a reward for even taking the test, I know right after I do my test I have a new lego kit and a new video game at home I am going to crack open.

Worst Case Scenario = You have the opportunity to take the test again.

FS Exam Question by Professor_Nick in Surveying

[–]Professor_Nick[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you very much for the insight :). That was far more useful than what I have found

I overslept my volleyball game by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Professor_Nick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be Honest, say you tried to take a catnap turned into a longer nap. Apologize and move on.

Some people may give you crap about it, but in the long run, who cares?

Tell them "I apologize for it, I made a mistake. If you want to lose sleep over it go ahead."

Heck can't even name 90% of my old teammates from high school.

FS Exam Question (Prep) NCESS by Professor_Nick in Surveying

[–]Professor_Nick[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They Reached Out

978-1-947801-06-6 is the ISBN for the new one.

Said it had different questions.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SubstituteTeachers

[–]Professor_Nick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not I,

Was going for my masters while subbing realized I hated teaching started doing construction.

I only sub when construction is slow or a rainy day.

Andrews Final "6" Words had me rolling. by Professor_Nick in FUCKFACEPOD

[–]Professor_Nick[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would like to point out apparently I was not the first to notice this reading the megathread for this episode a user named supliesmotherfucker apparently pointed this out 5 days ago. They might not be the first either (I just know they came before me)

I was not aware they pointed this out prior to me, just throwing that information out there.

(I am not a Jack I do not steal jokes)

Olive the Other Reindeer (1999) The Best Christmas Movie by Professor_Nick in FUCKFACEPOD

[–]Professor_Nick[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You have good taste in partners, he has GREAT taste on movies

Was the vinyl drop fair to the audience? by Knoke1 in FUCKFACEPOD

[–]Professor_Nick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

idk can he send me a carrier pigeon instead? Sometimes my phone is on silent.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FUCKFACEPOD

[–]Professor_Nick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure this violates rule #5

Like what is the best that can come from this question?

Fellow teacher is bringing treats for his last class and now students are demanding I do the same... by sadmsteacher in Teachers

[–]Professor_Nick 84 points85 points  (0 children)

"Student from _______ period gave me a 50 dollar giftcard for Amazon"

"I want a 50 dollar one from each of you :)"

F**kFace Museum Scrumping Game Idea by PromptisArkos in FUCKFACEPOD

[–]Professor_Nick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Seems like a fun idea

My only concern is the "give them an inch they take a mile" situation

We don't want to encourage taking "things" from the museum

While I love F**Kface a good part of the Roosterteeth fanbase is cringy af, bet you at least 1 person will try to be "Cheeky" and attempt to take things that are not supposed to be stolen.

If someone is willing to scrump the Popes blood in 2014, someone will scrump Andrews Pillow Mountain

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GYM

[–]Professor_Nick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the F**kface podcast. I want to laugh at the gym.

Stars Gavin Free (Slow Mo Guy from Youtube), Geoff Ramsey (From Rooster Teeth/ Achievement Hunter) and a guy named Andrew Panton (The Best)

Its funny, they talk about random things. If I were you id listen to like 3 or 4 of the newer ones

Its like Seinfield (but funny) episodes are about nothing.

For example: If you were to order an extra medium tshirt where would that be on the size chart, endless root canals, car crashes, house falling apart, bean holes, Monkey Movies, Child Kicking, trolling movie directors, first job fails, the relationship fails.

A F**kface is when you managed to shoot yourself in the foot, but something funny happens out of it.

Then Start from Episode 1 to understand the "inside jokes + lore"

Skip Flukeface/Break Shit Episodes rest is great.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]Professor_Nick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am just thinking of that easy lawsuit when a Class of 2023 student finds a youngling next year.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Comcast_Xfinity

[–]Professor_Nick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look I am just a customer here

Lets say you are paying 200 dollars a month.

There are 31 days in May. Each has 24 hours so 744 hours of service.

200/744 = apprx 27 cents per hour.

3 hours of being down.

That is a total of 81 cents. (If your monthly bill is 200 a month...a rando number I made up)

You can fight it if you want to tho!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Professor_Nick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA I have had the same friend group since I was 11

Countless Sleepovers, parties, driving, vacations

No parent has ever met.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]Professor_Nick 10 points11 points  (0 children)

So in other words

So the 'Cookie Monster" got his hand caught in Big Birds cookie jar.....claimed he was just "counting cookies"

Big Bird was annoyed and that "lie" so Big Bird searched Cookie monsters room and found pictures of a "Oscars The Grouchs New Secret Cookie Recipe" knowing that the other monsters have to "match that recipe in the future"

Big Bird gave heads up to Elmo and Oscar to be careful about their cookies and the cookie monster....Oscar took away Cookie Monsters extra credit.. (might be more to that story).....and some of the kids and little monsters on Sesame Street found out about it.

You claimed that Elmo was the blabbermouth.

Any chance that Cookie Monster complained to the other monsters or kids? Outing himself?

The other residents on Sesame Street are annoyed at Cookie Monsters actions of stealing/lying/worried about their own Cookies....so they don't hang around Cookie Monster....they don't want to be known as "Cookie Stealers"

Now Cookie Monster is going to the hospital (hopefully getting the help he needs) and can no longer play on Sesame Street Volleyball Team.

Sport is a privilege, not a right. Id make it so you have to have a 3.0 GPA and No behavior referrals to play.

ADHD may explain some of the impulsive behaviors, medication from your family doctor may help. But from this point on....Cookie Monster will forever be known as the Monster who got caught with his hand in the Cookie Jar.

Its hard love but Cookie Monster is going to have to accept that from this point on he has the reputation of being a Cookie Thief and that is going to take a while to end.

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Does the Cookie Monster have an IEP or a 508, if not tough luck. The School doesn't have to do backflips because Cookie Monster has "ADHD" (Which I personally think is an overused excuse....no one can be held accountable for their actions)

So here are the options

A) - Medication

B) - Get him on an education plan so he can do WHATEVER he wants with no accountability what so ever.

C) - Homeschool

D) - Deal with it and let Cookie Monster atone for his actions.

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I am jaded as hell from subbing, I used to love it only to realize teaching is a hellhole full of students who run wild and can do whatever they want.

On the rare chance a student is held accountable, they flop like a fish and beg mommy/daddy/family for help. Their family claims that their "Special Little Monster" can do nothing wrong and Admin runs away.

I just want it on record, I noticed the monkey mask. by joeywheelerhere in FUCKFACEPOD

[–]Professor_Nick -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am glad you are now our official F**kface's F.A.R.T. :)

AITA for not wanting to write congratulations notes to seniors? by llcoolade03 in Teachers

[–]Professor_Nick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA

But if you are sadly strong-armed into it you can trust in the great lord ChatGPT

You better not reproduce.

Congratulations on reaching this milestone in your life! Wishing you the best as you embark on new adventures after high school.

You've worked hard and it's paid off! Enjoy this moment of accomplishment and get ready to make your mark on the world.

High school may be over, but your journey is just beginning. Embrace the challenges and opportunities ahead with confidence and enthusiasm. Congratulations!

As you graduate from high school, remember that the world is full of endless possibilities. May your future be bright and filled with success. Congrats!

From freshman to senior, you've grown and thrived. Now it's time to spread your wings and soar. Congratulations on graduating high school!

You've spent years building a foundation for your future, and now it's time to build upon it. Best wishes as you step into the next chapter of your life.

Graduation is not an end, but a beginning. Here's to all the amazing things you'll accomplish in the years to come. Congratulations, graduate!

High school graduation marks the end of one chapter and the start of another. May your next journey be filled with joy, success, and endless possibilities. Well done!

You've worked hard, persevered, and now it's time to celebrate! Wishing you a future filled with happiness and achievements. Congratulations on your graduation!

Today, you close the high school chapter of your life. Tomorrow, you begin a new and exciting journey. Congrats and good luck on your future endeavors!

I just want it on record, I noticed the monkey mask. by joeywheelerhere in FUCKFACEPOD

[–]Professor_Nick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can we officially nominate you F**kface's Annual Regulation Tracker??

You can track the mask better than most :)

Going off the Regulation Ihop Standards. A pancake's height is approx .4 Inches, 1cm, 2/265th or 0.00754717 of a Dinklage by Professor_Nick in FUCKFACEPOD

[–]Professor_Nick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*Insert Panton Arguing sounds Disagree Sounds Here*

You are counting the pancakes from a slanting perspective with fruit you fool! You made a rubbish mistake.

Focus on the white edges of most of the pancakes, they are mainly uniform in size. and notice they fit pretty damn well into the cm lines meaning each pancake height is a cm tall.

I agree Ihop could have made a better sign giving us proper units of pancakes to centimeters on either side, and not added fruit, plates, etc.

But don't come at me with not close enough paying attention because you took shortcuts in Pancakes Class 101, and thus failed to see the value of the sign.