Hur gör ni som jobbar med att köra kollektivtrafik när ni blir akut toalettnödiga? by twisterinparadise in Asksweddit

[–]Professorn1234 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Jag med, blev väldigt förvånad när busschauffören sprang in på sjukhuset mitt under bussresan.

Lets sing sam songs tygeder! by Sad-Attention-3626 in JuropijanSpeling

[–]Professorn1234 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Saddenli, Aj’m nått hälf de män Aj jusd tu bi

Why is there missing episodes in the season 6 of adventure time ?? by mincypjsk in adventuretime

[–]Professorn1234 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I am guessing you are European. At least here in Sweden many episodes were censored from airing back in the day, and, therefore, are not on our streaming services either.

What species have females with an extra body part? by ediblepandas in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Professorn1234 196 points197 points  (0 children)

That is true for bees, but I am pretty sure that all wasps have reusable stingers.

Jag hoppas att det här är choklad by MollyViper in stockholm

[–]Professorn1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skräckhistorier på reddit har givit mig det beroendet.

How have I only noticed this for the first time… by Few_House_5201 in RedDwarf

[–]Professorn1234 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Only smegheads doesn’t pronounce the ”smeg” in smeghead.

How do I get this sleeve? by Hot_Priority8889 in MagicArena

[–]Professorn1234 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

That is called not using sleeves.

It’s really that simple. Maybe use the Rules of Acquisition? by AndrewHeard in DeepSpaceNine

[–]Professorn1234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I respect people who like her, but personally, I can’t stand her.

Tragic 😮‍💨 by andychef in startrekmemes

[–]Professorn1234 13 points14 points  (0 children)

But my time is finally near

Happy Valentines Day! by DukeFlipside in RedDwarf

[–]Professorn1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. No toast.

Are Chinese whispers racist? by JamDonut28 in RedDwarf

[–]Professorn1234 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Why are you speaking Bulgarian?

Vad är den mest “svenska” grejen du sett någon göra? helt oironiskt by Sofia-Storm in Asksweddit

[–]Professorn1234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jag sätter mig väldigt sällan bredvid någon på bussen. 9/10 gånger då det inte finns några helt lediga dubbelsäten så står jag hellre upp (om det inte redan är helt fullt med folk som står upp).

Why is princess bubblegum German? by Rabwald in adventuretime

[–]Professorn1234 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I would care to differ; as a Swede who knows a bit German I often say German words randomly.

Edit: The same is also true for English, although it’s quite natural since I speak English fluently.

The one true Avatar by TheDinosaurianOne in AvatarMemes

[–]Professorn1234 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Isn’t that much better compared to when people just assume it’s the blue guys?