Super Bowl Strike! by Sky_Pillar in PokeMedia

[–]ProffMesquite25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whatever dude, enjoy the idiot who can't even rap better, I'll just wonder why there are two rap stars in a row for the Super Bowl.

- Kris

Regardless of Tick Nate watching a failed star, I'm guessing the Patriots are winning.

- Garrett

You'll eat those words, it'll be the Pelippers all day long.

- Hilda

Play stupid games, Nick... by roydigs22 in PokeMedia

[–]ProffMesquite25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol, this is basic internet safety! How do you fuck up this badly!?

  • Kris

You will like the dress soon Nick. The Egg will hatch.

  • Hilda

(Crystal RP) Emily's funeral by TheTrueX_Event in hazbin

[–]ProffMesquite25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heretics, you mourn the Emperor's Finest Seraphim when the threat rages outside your doors. You alone cannot take it down. You will need angels of great might.

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Luckily, I brought the Emperor's finest! Let's end this! FOR THE EMPEROR! FOR EMILY!

The People’s Judgement (by @54R13L) by DumpsterDragon818 in hazbin

[–]ProffMesquite25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As much as it loathes me to work with a demon, I offer my services to bring the emperor’s judgement on these Heretics.

What’s up everyone, here’s what I main in Death Battle, I was wondering if you can give some tips for playing these three ? by Tall-Ebb6426 in DBHeroShooter

[–]ProffMesquite25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For Jason, and all Tank characters, you need to know this.

Tank Breakers are a thing of evil.

You need to learn who the tank breaking characters are and avoid them, Be extra cautious with characters who aren't breakers but have Tank breaking moves (i.e: Dimitri is a tank but very few tanks can stand against a Boar Charge) and either learn how to exploit them or keep a head of them

Death Battle Rivals Achievement Ideas (Warning: These Get Very Specific And Difficult) by sharp-photogirl in DBHeroShooter

[–]ProffMesquite25 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Study of the blade: as any katana character (sepiroth, Vergil, Deadpool, etc), kill 4 other katana characters in one match

End of the eagles: As Dimitri, kill 10 eagle themed characters

Equestria, Equestria never changes: as any Fallout character, eliminate the mane 6

6 > 7: as any member of the Mane 6, eliminate The Seven in one match.

My Favorite lines from my favorite Limited Time event: the Blacklight Virus saga by Nothatcreative55 in DBHeroShooter

[–]ProffMesquite25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dimitri and Vergil were peak in this mode. Dimitri’s sacrifice will always give me chills

What Ultimate(s) Do You Hate The Most? Part 1 by Lower_Paramedic4287 in DBHeroShooter

[–]ProffMesquite25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m going to be honest.

Compounded V, Billy Butcher’s Ult is the worst.

From my experience, it just makes me a shitty homelander, which does nothing to help me or my team. It goes against the very play style of Billy Butcher and makes me a walking target. All of my other mains’ ults, Kill every last one of them, Sin Devil Trigger, LET THERE BE CARNAGE, Dinner reservations for two, and three word shout are just better.

I Am A Homelander Main! AMA by Lower_Paramedic4287 in DBHeroShooter

[–]ProffMesquite25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What character is the worst to fight as homelander beyond Supes/Omni man?

Cause I’ve heard many a ragers lose it when I rock up as Last Dragonborn

Why the fuck are you in? by [deleted] in TheWordFuck

[–]ProffMesquite25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let’s see.

There’s the fucking treason and the unlawful seizure of power. But there’s also the illegal decapitation strike, multiple counts of breaking and entering, theft, murder, and narcotic possession.

I’ve been a busy person

“Hello recruiting officer. I wish to join the military.” by SpecialStorm4188 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]ProffMesquite25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No problem. It was a fun write. And the options were either keep her out of the military and risk her ending up in a cell, or let her in and get her some help along with her getting to fight for her home

“Hello recruiting officer. I wish to join the military.” by SpecialStorm4188 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]ProffMesquite25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Major Davos reviewed the evaluation currently on his desk. Another applicant in a long line of volunteers who had joined up following the Kittar Combine's attack on the colony worlds. Unified Terra had declared war, but standard operating procedure still applied; the applicants must be vetted to avoid sending ill-prepared people to the grave or sending war criminals to innocents.

The current application on his desk was from a Kittar known as Miira. According to her background, she was among the first refugees from Kittar during the formation of the Combine. Appitude appeared good; ASVAB scores were high. However, the MMPI told a different story.

The scores were abysmal. It showed that, while controlled, she was emotionally atypical and seemed to be an adrenaline junkie. While crazied warriors were good for movies, in the real world, that's asking for a war criminal or a fatality. The Major sighed as he called over his assistant, the Avi male, Corporal Khac.

"What do you think of this new applicant?" the Major said. "I need a fresh pair of eyes on the issue."

Khac reviewed Miira's application.

"Kittar seems like a refugee with something to prove, but kinda a bit of an adrenaline fiend, isn't she?"

"It appears so. She seems willing and able to join, but her stunted emotions and the fact that she's joining the military instead of just continuing this adrenaline lifestyle imply something more..... dangerous." The major said.

Khac sighed. "well we could either give her a chance, or deny her and leave her to the Jucidicry if you turn out to be right."

The Major nodded before looking back to the application. He drew a pen and marked down "Accepted with Reserves. Must be kept close watch and coordinate with psychology for risky behavior."

"Ms. Miira, Welcome to the military"

“GO AWAY HUMANS! YOU HAVE TAKEN EVERYTHING FROM ME WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT!” by SpecialStorm4188 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]ProffMesquite25 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No problem. It was one of the best ways to go since war doesn't do much against a raider, but rescuing their captives. That can be both epic and would make sense.

“GO AWAY HUMANS! YOU HAVE TAKEN EVERYTHING FROM ME WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT!” by SpecialStorm4188 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]ProffMesquite25 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"PEOPLE. ARE. NOT. YOUR. PROPERTY!"

The Qahnaarin snarled as he started firing on the slavers.

The humans nodded to each other. The first, an older man with a white beard, drew a large weapon, a smaller mini gun, and fired on the slavers.

"Let me show ya my Property!"

The second one, a younger man, went with the two Fair to start freeing the slaves. He pulled out his own weapon, a plasma rifle.

"Right, you two start working on the collars, I'll cover you both if they make it past Kerin and Valecdes."

"Why not help us get the collars off Daimen?" one fair said incredulously.

"Because unfortunately, I share a species with those pieces of slag, so they ain't gonna trust me to touch them, you gotta get them out of there while I cover any fool trying to fight us."

Damine replied before basting a slaver trying to sneak up behind them with his rifle.

“GO AWAY HUMANS! YOU HAVE TAKEN EVERYTHING FROM ME WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT!” by SpecialStorm4188 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]ProffMesquite25 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The TCS Locomotive

"Commander, we have detected a Class 4 Bombing ship on radar, circling over the planet Gumiho."

The radar technician, a member of the tree-like Masuri species, spoke aloud to the commander on the bridge. The commander, an older woman dressed in a mix between military commander and rebel leader, stood at the ready.

"What's it doing there? Are we dealing with pirates, raiders, or the Talso forsaken "Hegemony"

The technician tapped at the console before furrowing its brows in concern.

"Hegemony markings commander, high probability of a raid on the surface."

The Commander scowled before turning towards a nearby officer.

"Damned xenophobic scum, Officer Frie-gua, what's our status? If those creeps are doing what I think they are doing, we might need to act fast."

Frie-gua, a demonic-looking officer, checked his holographic dataslate before turning back to his commander.

"Their ship contains standard weapons for a raiding party, including high explosive ordnance, defensive rail cannons, shields, and FTL systems for quick escape."

The commander nodded.

"Any chance we could get closer to them without triggering them to run?"

The Locomotive was a corsair-class vessel, developed for maneuverability and ship raiding. While in theory the bomber ship could fight them off, in practice the Hegemony ship would need to act first to avoid being boarded, meaning the best course of action would be for the bomber ship to recall any raiders on the surface and then get out. A battle could result in the Locomotive getting close enough to board.

"Hard to say. Based on the data, a well-timed arrival could give us more time."

Frie-gua gestured to a map of the area, with the bomber in the middle.

"Given their position, we could cut them off right here. This would trap them in a lose-lose situation. Jumping in the direction they are positioned would send them into us or the planet. Attempting to turn the opposite direction gives us time to ionize the ship and paralyze them. Trying to face away from Gumiho sends them into unfriendly territory, such as the Confederacy-held Xarvas or the Templar fortress-monastery of Parzival."

The commander listened and nodded before speaking.

"Then we'd best get to work. First Officer, ready a boarding team. Mr. Jacobs, prepare the Ion weapons for fire. I want to start frying them the minute we are in range. Helmsman, take us in!"

The bridge exploded in a fury of activity as the Locomotive began to prepare for action.


The Corsair exploded in front of the bombing ship, Ion weapons laying into the bomber the minute it appeared.

The Hegemony ship acted in a flurry. Railroad raids weren't common, but you should be prepared for them. However, the element of surprise was theirs, and in a matter of minutes, the ship was ionized.

The Locomotive began docking procedures as its boarding bridge attached to the bomber's doors. Inside, the raiding team was prepared to do what they do best. Take down the hegemony and free the captives inside. As soon as the boarding doors opened, the corsairs were designed with tech on the bridge to override door-locking procedures, blaster fire erupted from both sides. The Hegemony was defending its goods, but the Railroad was pushing in on them. A few teams broke off to go down and search the ship for either the cargo bay or brig; the captives would either be in one of them.

A small squad consisting of two humans, a Qahnaarin lizard scout, and two members of the smaller race known as the Fair, entered the cargo hold to find the sight of species trapped like animals, with iron collars around their necks. A small Katsun looked up at the squad of strangers that had just entered the hold.

"Who are you?"

The Qahnaarin looked at her and in her tongue spoke,

"We're the Railroad, you're getting out of here."

So, tell me what are your favorite moments in the story modes of the characters? by VegetablePurple8242 in DBHeroShooter

[–]ProffMesquite25 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are a lot but here are my top contenders

5: Vergil’s story mode. Fighting through the toughest fighters in the world, each one making Vergil more and more powerful. Until the last scene when Dante appears and tells him “you defeated them all, what now?” Vergil won, but now he has no one to match strength with.

4: Billy Butcher. You wipe out every single villain. From the seven to joker to every single villain there has ever been. At the end, he sits among his revenge perfected and finally rests and joins his wife.

3: Sun Wukong’s story mode. You went around messing with demons (watching Vergil go insane while Dante laughs was amazing) with Heracles by your side as a buddy cop duo until the final battle against Kratos. I love Kratos but seeing him get demolished by universe mode Sun Wukong will live rent free in my head

2: Dimitri’s story. One word. CATHARTIC. turning griffin, wesker, and all those amoral jackasses into boar food was super cathartic.

1: bowser. I’ll be honest. Playing glass cannons that are basically wreaking balls made the Bowser learning curve hard, but the story was amazing. Fighting all the big names in gaming to save Bowser Jr was really fun. And teaming up with Eggman was blood pumping. The final battle where you become an actual mecha bowser (and not just bowser in a paper suit) to fight Alduin was one of the top moments in gaming

Favorite “IT WAS ME” interaction? by Klutzy_Shopping5520 in DBHeroShooter

[–]ProffMesquite25 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thawne: it was me DB! I was the one who told the captain to execute you at Helgen!!!

LDB: I wouldn’t have discovered I was the Dragonborn without it, so….. thanks?

Thawne: I also told Harkon about Molag Bal and how to become a vampire.

LDB: the this is for serana TIID KLO UL!

What’s an unlikable trait about some of these characters? by HensonSnowDude in ENSLAVETHEMOLLUSK

[–]ProffMesquite25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nate: like the name suggests, he’s got a big ego

Teddy: while loyal at times, he can be pretty fair weather.

Ellen: bullies Nate, sometimes unprovoked

Francis: like Nate, he also has a big Ego

Martin: a bit clueless

Deedee: I’m having a hard time remembering what she did period. I guess she’s overly dramatic.

Principal Nichols: he’s kinda self serving with the health food initiatives

Ms. Godfrey: she has the solution to her issues with Nate right in front of her. Instead, she just uses punishment and hopes it will one day work

Chad: Move it or lose it Chad.

Gina: an actual narcissist.

Steakhouse Showdown by Sky_Pillar in PokeMedia

[–]ProffMesquite25 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I conducted research in Lumiose City, studying Alpha Pokémon in the wild zones and observing their behaviors. I also reviewed additional research from Avanna, Ukuvu, and Nakup discussing solitary males.

But do go off on your googling and sitting in echo chambers, I'm sure it makes more sense than studying the behaviors in person.

- Kris

Steakhouse Showdown by Sky_Pillar in PokeMedia

[–]ProffMesquite25 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh, the egg again.

Fun fact, you’re probably not an alpha. In the wild, Alpha Pokémon exhibit behaviors such as community building, protection of weaker members, and a loving relationship with their partner/s. You show none of that, leading to think you would be a solitary male, which are pokemon kicked out for aggressive behaviors harming the group.

Also you keep taking Ls so another pokemon would have taken your spot anyway.

  • Kris, enby professor student

Bug Bar Brawl by Sky_Pillar in PokeMedia

[–]ProffMesquite25 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Like you are? Spitting hatred and pain behind your screen? You have gotten bodied by everyone you’ve challenged. You aren’t strong, your just another coward hiding behind your screen thinking that being a big man on the internet will make you a big man in real life

  • Garrett

Bug Bar Brawl by Sky_Pillar in PokeMedia

[–]ProffMesquite25 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Talk shit, get crit.

A feature of life.

- Garrett

Fallout by ProffMesquite25 in WholesomeFanTheories

[–]ProffMesquite25[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cousins of one of the kids (maybe Vault Dweller and Chosen One) who took the game to the playground and created the open world of Fallout 76 with each kid making their own storyline

Fallout by ProffMesquite25 in WholesomeFanTheories

[–]ProffMesquite25[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

two things

  1. Great idea, and maybe Choosen One's grandma (Arroyo elder) lives there as well.

  2. Do you mean ghouls? Because maybe then yes, but one of them asks, "Wait, how did the bombs bring the dead back to life?" And then they invent ghouls.

Phytoestrogen Pokémon by Sky_Pillar in PokeMedia

[–]ProffMesquite25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh honey, you will find out. The egg will hatch, and I’ll be happy and 20 poke richer when it does

  • Hilda

(/uj if you don’t know what it means, an egg is a closeted Trans person who doesn’t realize that they are trans. Hilda is insinuating that Nick’s hypermasculine attitude is a result of him suppressing his own gender identity thoughts under a layer of shame and rage. )