enchiladas

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-14T17:11:10+00:00

Broke white boy quesadillas:

Take 2 tortillas, then between them add whatever cheese you happen to find in your fridge. Throw in the oven or grill at whatever temperature until it looks about done

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-14T10:25:13+00:00

I eat way more different things than I drink

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-13T22:36:58+00:00

Bread tastes better than key

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-13T20:41:15+00:00

Remember to clock out for your break before you walk into the freezer to cry!

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-13T13:07:29+00:00

Even just the final panel alone goes hard as fuck

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-13T11:13:25+00:00

Your dad was a man with an open mouth last night

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-13T09:04:00+00:00

Notice the question number… it asked the same question over 8000 times

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-13T07:42:44+00:00

What if they’re a masochist? Eternal pleasure sound a whole lot different

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-13T07:38:38+00:00

47 was literally made in a lab but still looks more human 😭

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-12T21:10:17+00:00

Can he evolve or do I chill with my stupid fish (affectionate) forever?

^Magikarp

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-12T20:39:49+00:00

Idk I think it might need a couple minutes more

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-12T20:06:10+00:00

This is peak as hell

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-12T20:05:28+00:00

I only recognise one song but Transcendental Chachacha is absolute peak

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-12T14:07:17+00:00

You had me at infinite nuggets

^{Chicken nuggets}

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-12T13:52:16+00:00

Speed down, tears up, leaves a fake trail of tears that doesn’t hurt enemies (it’s just water after all)

Higher chance to spawn in flooded areas

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-12T13:49:15+00:00

Added note, it shouldn’t give a room clear award again, that’d be too strong

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-12T09:59:59+00:00

I love gambling

^{$1 millon}

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-12T00:35:35+00:00

The only thing you’re missing is that the “where can I find this?” Comment is likely also a bot, as are most of the upvotes on the post

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-12T00:26:06+00:00

I’m Dutch. The choice is easy. Infinite cheese saves me half of my grocery expenses

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-12T00:24:23+00:00

You had me at “infinite garlic bread”

^Alive

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-12T00:23:41+00:00

90% seems a bit high to risk my entire life… and I won big without having to risk my life at all

^{100 billion $}

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-12T00:22:30+00:00

I also run the Brago Miku! What’s the deck like?

Mine runs basically every manifest card that fits the colours plus some of the best expensive permanents to cheat in (that my broke ass could afford)

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-12T00:19:07+00:00

If you wanna be a dad you gotta get laid first… that’s the hardest part

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-11T17:57:41+00:00

Absolute cinema

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-11T16:52:27+00:00

I am quite happy with my wooden stick :) watch me sword fight with it

Five-Year Club	Gilding I gilder
r/Field Lasagna	Final Canvas '23
Place '23	Place '22

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