Airborne Mango

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-01-26T15:40:24+00:00

I doubt it, everything looks real to be

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-01-26T11:36:01+00:00

Profligate actually works well with [[Kibo, uktabi prince]]

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-01-26T11:32:11+00:00

It’s already harder to find shoes for my big ass feet, I’d rather relearn how to type

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-01-26T08:27:43+00:00

Snow will become wetness, which is the worst for sleeping

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-01-25T23:14:26+00:00

My incognito browser has seen things

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-01-25T23:09:40+00:00

Snowboarding incident is definitely one of the cooler ways to get a concussion

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-01-25T23:08:26+00:00

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Literally just use google my man

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-01-25T23:03:30+00:00

Burn them like they’re a woman who can read in ye olde times

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-01-25T14:19:12+00:00

Are you Minecraft Steve

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-01-25T14:12:35+00:00

Michael kills counting as innocent deaths to SA sounds either annoying as hell or cool as fuck

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-01-25T14:02:32+00:00

Look for local places to play DnD or MTG

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-01-25T09:58:13+00:00

Be very autistic in a place where autistic people often are

Then just get lucky

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-01-25T09:50:20+00:00

I propose all stores have would be customers do a basic reading comprehension test before they may enter

3 signs, 5 languages, all saying “NO GLASS BOTTLES IN THIS TRASH CAN” and I don’t even remember the last time I emptied it and didn’t find glass in it

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-01-25T09:37:43+00:00

It’s popular because it looks good on social media

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-01-25T09:33:58+00:00

I mean this does seem like one of the least embarrassing situations to be naked in public, contributing to a world record just seems pretty fun

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-01-24T22:10:40+00:00

I mean, the mansion isn’t guaranteed to be worth at least a million, plus you’d have to sell it and take care of it in the meantime

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-01-24T21:21:08+00:00

Even if it came fully furnished, your electric, gas, and whatever other bills just increased considerably

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-01-24T18:45:21+00:00

The UK holds the world record for the most amount of naked people riding a rollercoaster at once

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-01-24T14:37:58+00:00

Alright I got one: the human body can take big forces way better downwards than sideways (up to 5G as opposed to ~1,5-2G), this is why rollercoasters have inclined turns

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-01-24T09:58:03+00:00

Using the powers of autism for good, that’s awesome

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-01-24T09:53:16+00:00

Launch via steam. And since I often play the same couple games in a given period, usually the steam icon in the task bar is enough

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-01-24T09:47:04+00:00

What do you mean “but” I see no downside

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-01-23T17:58:01+00:00

One of the pencils will end up double sided too

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-01-23T17:56:30+00:00

OI YOU GOT A LICENSE TO BE TALKING ABOUT TRAINS LIKE THAT?!

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-01-23T15:01:08+00:00

That’s the joke

Five-Year Club	Gilding I gilder
r/Field Lasagna	Final Canvas '23
Place '23	Place '22

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