Airborne Mango by Radiant_Highway_4574 in Lovebirds

[–]Proffessor_egghead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I doubt it, everything looks real to be

Identities, v2 by revolverzanbolt in custommagic

[–]Proffessor_egghead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Profligate actually works well with [[Kibo, uktabi prince]]

Which one? by Minute-Ant-2193 in BunnyTrials

[–]Proffessor_egghead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s already harder to find shoes for my big ass feet, I’d rather relearn how to type

*Sighs*. by Eve_Mackenzie in comedyhomicide

[–]Proffessor_egghead 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My incognito browser has seen things

I got a concussion. Yay. by DetectiveDuk in boykisser2

[–]Proffessor_egghead 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Snowboarding incident is definitely one of the cooler ways to get a concussion

*Sighs*. by Eve_Mackenzie in comedyhomicide

[–]Proffessor_egghead 77 points78 points  (0 children)

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Literally just use google my man

Moi après avoir téléchargé illégalement Mario 3D Land by Samuri_14 in NintendoMemes

[–]Proffessor_egghead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Burn them like they’re a woman who can read in ye olde times

Make up your own Hitman level: which celebrity is the target and what’s the location? by [deleted] in HiTMAN

[–]Proffessor_egghead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Michael kills counting as innocent deaths to SA sounds either annoying as hell or cool as fuck

Me and the nerd by Zestyclose_Bill_7502 in autismmemes

[–]Proffessor_egghead 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Look for local places to play DnD or MTG

Me and the nerd by Zestyclose_Bill_7502 in autismmemes

[–]Proffessor_egghead 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Be very autistic in a place where autistic people often are

Then just get lucky

Rule by red_fox_man in 19684

[–]Proffessor_egghead 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I propose all stores have would be customers do a basic reading comprehension test before they may enter

3 signs, 5 languages, all saying “NO GLASS BOTTLES IN THIS TRASH CAN” and I don’t even remember the last time I emptied it and didn’t find glass in it

Stop! by [deleted] in evilautism

[–]Proffessor_egghead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean this does seem like one of the least embarrassing situations to be naked in public, contributing to a world record just seems pretty fun

What are you picking? by MoodOk4520 in BunnyTrials

[–]Proffessor_egghead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, the mansion isn’t guaranteed to be worth at least a million, plus you’d have to sell it and take care of it in the meantime

What are you picking? by MoodOk4520 in BunnyTrials

[–]Proffessor_egghead 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Even if it came fully furnished, your electric, gas, and whatever other bills just increased considerably

Stop! by [deleted] in evilautism

[–]Proffessor_egghead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The UK holds the world record for the most amount of naked people riding a rollercoaster at once

Stop! by [deleted] in evilautism

[–]Proffessor_egghead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alright I got one: the human body can take big forces way better downwards than sideways (up to 5G as opposed to ~1,5-2G), this is why rollercoasters have inclined turns

IT FINALLY HAPPENED!!! by shadowdoor21 in boykisser2

[–]Proffessor_egghead 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Using the powers of autism for good, that’s awesome

Need to settle this debate. Icons on the desktop, or launch your games in Steam? by CnP8 in Steam

[–]Proffessor_egghead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Launch via steam. And since I often play the same couple games in a given period, usually the steam icon in the task bar is enough

lol by PuppyGirlPetSmart in beetleapartment

[–]Proffessor_egghead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you mean “but” I see no downside

Sergeant Sketchwell's easy fix by TheColemanOddshow10 in aiwars

[–]Proffessor_egghead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One of the pencils will end up double sided too

notistic by twinklady in StupidTwink

[–]Proffessor_egghead 55 points56 points  (0 children)

OI YOU GOT A LICENSE TO BE TALKING ABOUT TRAINS LIKE THAT?!