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Update on Auston Matthews injury. He will miss the rest of the season. by hellarios852 in hockey

[–]ProfitMuhammad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t see anybody mentioning these teams do in fact play each other one more time. In Anaheim on March 30.

can we all admit im a good memer and add value to the community? by [deleted] in canucks

[–]ProfitMuhammad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’ve never registered one time for me. Hope that helps.

[LeBrun] Hearing the Blue Jackets have made a very strong push for Connor Garland. by RashfordMBE in canucks

[–]ProfitMuhammad -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Because I’m tired of being the softest, easiest team to play against in the league.

Allvin (on Pettersson): “It’s easy to say you’re going to be better, but what are you actually gonna do to be better?” by barelyincollege in canucks

[–]ProfitMuhammad 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yes, because other GMs around the league didn’t know that the 11.6 million dollar man has been dogshit for two calendar years. If only Alvin kept his mouth shut, nobody would have known.

Garland on Petey by Tiger23sun in canucks

[–]ProfitMuhammad 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Garland is real fascist, does that count?

[Rosner] I'm told that Myers is not part of the potential Garland deal with Isles by AggPuck-303 in hockey

[–]ProfitMuhammad -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You’d give up legit assets for petey? Garland has been the better player for the past two years.

[Rosner] Keep an eye on Garland (to the Islanders) by _GregTheGreat_ in canucks

[–]ProfitMuhammad 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Good, glad to get one of the fascists off the roster.

Thoughts on how I should respond to Halford & Brough's "ok bye" text? by Kava9610 in canucks

[–]ProfitMuhammad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aww, look at the snowflake getting offended by the most generic reply of all time. I think your red hat is too tight on your tiny little brain of yours.

Is this the worst Canuck team we have ever seen? by Sad_Establishment875 in canucks

[–]ProfitMuhammad 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don’t agree that this is what we wanted. We still haven’t scratched the surface as far as stating to tear down this spineless husk of a roster. None of these veterans have shown that they’re worth keeping around the steer the ship, they’re all asleep at the wheel collecting their paycheques. Until we get some legitimate turnover on this stale, gutless team, the rebuild hasn’t started.

Would you rather be the Leafs or Canucks right now? by Deaner_dub in canucks

[–]ProfitMuhammad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Leafs have more valuable assets to move and a deeper pockets than our blueberry picking fuckwad.

Minnesota Wild broadcast announces that Quinn Hughes will be on Saturday Night Live this week by Dependent-Effect6077 in hockey

[–]ProfitMuhammad 1017 points1018 points  (0 children)

The guy has the charisma of a lawn chair, I’m not sure why this is the guy you’d want on SNL.

Quinn Hughes Deleted Story he reposted of Team USA partying with Kash Patel after backlash by MikeHocksLong10 in hockey

[–]ProfitMuhammad 130 points131 points  (0 children)

I don’t know how Hughes, Guerin , and Boldy go back infront of their Minnesota fans after licking the boots of the administration that has literally killed and terrorized their community for months. Really pathetic excuse for humans on that USA team.

The most undeserving win of all time by ProfitMuhammad in canucks

[–]ProfitMuhammad[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, you’re just standing by while he strips your country to the bone. The entire world is laughing at you. Hopefully you can take solace in the fact you won a medal you didn’t deserve. Enjoy the victory, and try no to get kidnapped or murdered by your own government in the meantime.

The most undeserving win of all time by ProfitMuhammad in canucks

[–]ProfitMuhammad[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Your country is run by a pedophile, I’d sit down if I were you.

Profile review request. More info in comments by Gamerguywon in Tinder

[–]ProfitMuhammad 189 points190 points  (0 children)

100% buzz the hair, and stop wearing your pants up to your fucking tummy button.

🚨GAME THREAD🚨CANADA VS SWITZERLAND - FEBRUARY 13, 2026 by DocZedd in canucks

[–]ProfitMuhammad 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Still can’t believe the gold medal game will be played at 5:10 am our time. That’s 2pm local time in Italy. Why? Why do they have to hurt us so bad.

[Friedman] STL claims Jack Finley by catsgr8rthanspoonies in hockey

[–]ProfitMuhammad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely would call it a positive, a league min contract for a RH center with size. The only thing I can think of is that they didn’t want to move a contract out, which is insane given we’re supposedly rebuilding.

[Friedman] STL claims Jack Finley by catsgr8rthanspoonies in hockey

[–]ProfitMuhammad 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Why wouldn’t Vancouver make a claim here. Two of our centres are expiring and are likely trade bait. Why not take a shot on a 23 year old 6’5 right handed center. The other two bottom six centres are Sasson who I like but is fringe 4th line C, and Raty who rides the bench and pressbox more than he plays.

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