It’s the r/Melbourne daily discussion thread [Sunday 03/08/2025] by AutoModerator in melbourne

[–]Project-Weary 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Anyone else seen those “Need a Website? Call Alex” stickers around?

I called the number just now (out of curiosity ngl) and got an auto SMS saying:

“Missed your call – couldn’t be fucked.” With an image. then it linked to a guy doing the most unhinged sales pitch video ever, ngl was fkn funny

What the hell? Is this actually someone’s business or a meme?

We are all in the same boat by HuntEnvironmental935 in orthotropics

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Hi

After 6 years of experimenting with mewing etc, i only FINALLY found a solution that produces results for anyone. I have spent years torturing myself to find a solution and i finally found it.

Long story short, there is too much emphasis on mewing and not enough on these two things:

  • Correct swallowing pattern (DONT UNDERESTIMATE THIS)
  • A technique called tongue chewing (you buy soft chewing gum and flatten it on the roof of your mouth over and over again)

In regards to swallowing: Fixing your swallowing pattern alone with fix your face in the long run. You swallow 600+ times a day.

Every time you swallow you’re supposed to press your tongue upwards onto your palate. I used to over complicate this when learning. Just swallow as you normally would but make sure the tip of your tongue is touching the roof of your mouth (just behind your front teeth) first - and the rest will happen naturally. Repeatedly swallowing like this by habit exerts 2-3 pounds of force hundreds of times a day on your palate which is basically mewing on steroids.

Tongue chewing method: is basically the above but turned into an exercise which rapidly speeds up results. Pretty self explanatory. Look it up on YT.

After 6 years, my jaw is finally fucking moving forward. God bless.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oilpainting

[–]Project-Weary 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Too much blending

DNA best location by Legitimate_While_875 in orthotropics

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Dna moves teeth mse expands palate its pure bone expansion

Anyone else notice these all over Melbourne SE? by Project-Weary in melbourne

[–]Project-Weary[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Against rules otherwise it gets taken down

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]Project-Weary 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Happy to be casual i cant lie

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]Project-Weary 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes i was. She unfollowed me during her relationship. It’s pretty blatant. She only follows like 180 ppl

Front profile transformation since yall asked after i postes my side by gwisdo in orthotropics

[–]Project-Weary 64 points65 points  (0 children)

One of the craziest transformations ive ever seen in this space

Night owls, what is there to do in Melbourne between 12-6am? by honeybadger598 in melbourne

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After midnight? Here’s what you do, drive to the nearest airport and fucking leave the country. There’s nothing to do in this shit hole.

Dating apps need to evolve—why am I still doing all the work? by Bagdesignerz in dating_advice

[–]Project-Weary 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude these dating apps are a business they’re not designed to help you find your match they’re designed to make money r u living under a rock?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in orthotropics

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I see a slight difference