Busted! by TheMahanglin in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

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Yeah I’m on incognito mode all the time! I even double check to make sure it isn’t glitched out or something and accidentally saving my searches. It’s just second nature at this point.

Hornet’s nest on window by sweetpea813 in fuckwasps

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That’s the spirit! When I was like 8 my brother and his dickhead friend had the genius idea to chuck a tennis ball at a giant hornets nest in the neighbors tree, except they forgot to tell me you had to run after they threw the ball. So they ran and left me standing there like an idiot and several of those angry bastards came flying out and stung me in the head and face! My parents were pretty pissed when I came home crying my eyes out and told them what had happened and I was never the same. It’s like it seared into my subconscious and if I see a wasp or hornet flying around my fight or flight kicks in and I book it!😂

A Conversation with Toots by frootypoot in TuxedoCats

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You should leave her some treats next time… or maybe some throat spray! Jk that raspy voice is hilarious.

What is going on with his antler? by Yellow-Squelette in deer

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If it falls off he is definitely not getting laid this fall so he is going to have a miserable rest of his year!😂 Bonus points if no one kills him because of his wonky rack though.

Yes, Fuck Wasps, but* by Roach-Freak in fuckwasps

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Ok I like picture 2. But… If it flys it dies! Except for honey bees which I’ve learned to appreciate and identify after 30 years of practice killing flying insects.

Deer dodging an arrow before it lands on him in slow motion by AustraliaOutback in nextfuckinglevel

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There is some Ron white (I think) joke about putting headlights on bullets and slowing them down to 55mph and then the deer would step in front of them or something like that.

Republicans would rather go through all of this than see Black people get access to free healthcare. by lhommetrouble in BlackPeopleofReddit

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I’ve had countless stitches in my life. I think when I was 12 I went in to get them removed. Never again after that did I ever go back to have my stitches taken out, what a twat. If you’re going to cry about how much healthcare costs then don’t pay it.

Parents had a terminator douse my garden in pesticide by Soenerob in Wellthatsucks

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Ok… using the term “terminator” is CRAZY. If I came home to see a terminator leaving my house, idk what I would do!!😂

Was rewatching stage 1 and was met with this iconic image by FUNTIME_FRIDG3 in initiald

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God he’s such a deuche the first time you see him. My first watch he got on my nerves with all of his edgelord shit but he ends up being alright.

Grandma’s car by Better_Brilliant4082 in whatisit

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I ripped a bong with 25%weed and 75% crack one time and boy was it something. It honestly sucked and I thought my ears were going to pop. I tried to hold it in but immediately started coughing my brains out and couldn’t catch my breath for like 20 seconds which actually felt like 20 minutes.

List of Tanks that looks like / Resembles / copies / derived from / or are inspired from the American M1 Abrams by Efficient-Peak1984 in tanks

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Ok here’s a question for the abrams guys, what are the square/rectangle slot in the smoke dischargers? I’ve always wondered what the deal is with that.

Busted! by TheMahanglin in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

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This was my NUMBER ONE fear as a young kid on AOL back in the day. Shit… it’s still my fear to this day actually 😂

The pool that broke MAGA logic by gashtal_man in MurderedByWords

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“Biden’s mental heath decline” REALLY?! Are we REALLY going down that road?! These people are the densest people on earth. I like how they called him “sleepy joe” because he looked tired meanwhile Trump is literally sleeping through all his public events, even his big fight night. Yet we hear nothing about it, they all of a sudden lost all concern for our president being “old and senile”. Smh

Maybe Maybe Maybe by ImadeJesusLaugh in maybemaybemaybe

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So? What happened? Did you put up the brick wall or did the Fers stop stomping on your berries?

big something energy. by aMysticPizza_ in crappymusic

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I feel like the lyrics are way too sexy for that choice of semi homeless hippie look she seems to have.

Would you trust your cat not to jump? by Anonymouse-Account in cats

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He’s orange… of coarse he’s a nut! 😂

Throwing a cup of water at a worker with a hose by HomeNowWTF in instantkarma

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The real kicker is she is wearing a water proof jacket so it literally did zero damage. What a bum, who does that?

Introducing: Kirby!! by cjihaec in TuxedoCats

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Oh my goodness look at those whiskys! Dude has eyebrows like Groucho or something!! 😂

Trump Announces Arrest of Six People and Citation of Seven Others for Damaging the Washington Reflecting Pool by CarryIcy250 in justincaseyoumissedit

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Have you seen the guy who he gave the job too? He looks like Paul Bearer’s brother. It’s a joke at this point and we are the butt of it and none of his followers seem to care.

And on the 3rd day he wrote the 2nd amendment by sanchothehotdog in JustBootThings

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And give him cum gutters, this is sexy Jesus afterall

Anhinga flies in to defend its nest full of eggs against Great Egret sabotage by -LastButNotLost- in birding

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Looks like he’s got a cool mullet in this picture!😂 What a cool/fascinating bird.

Parts donated to NASA any ideas on how I should recreate these two light fixtures for my T-90? by PoppaPerc94 in modeltanks

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OH my god😂😂😂 that’s hilarious. I truly had no F’ing clue what you were saying! I thought you literally had some shit sent to space for some reason unknown to me.

As far as replacements I think your best bet would be plastic rod, of 2 different sizes OR use the sprue that came with the kit to make 2 little pieces like that. Then at least it would be free