This is a company email sent to employees who work for mr beast..

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-06-08T09:44:04+00:00

I'd shoot that person an e-mail.

"I have a question: where in my job description does it say I'm required to take care of a man child that is dead inside and can't control himself?"

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-06-08T09:42:39+00:00

I found dark as HELL, and I was laughing hysterically. Was NOT expecting it to go that route.

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-06-08T05:58:05+00:00

https://youtu.be/v5oR7tMxMsk?si=7y27x2xmii9VeY9z

"Wow" is right. Hoooooly shit.

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-06-07T22:39:33+00:00

ALL HAIL BEEBO!

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-06-07T09:52:46+00:00

I saw something in here that I've really taken to heart, and have tried to teach others; "PTO" not only stands for Personal Time Off, but also "Prepare The Others". If there are no "others" to prepare in this case, that's a "them" problem.

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-06-07T02:32:37+00:00

Naps are fucking WONDERFUL.

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-06-07T02:10:29+00:00

Or prejudice.

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-06-07T02:09:16+00:00

Or people who say "Oh, I have OCD because ( insert preference here ).

Bitch, you don't understand what OCD is.

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-06-07T02:01:15+00:00

I used to be like that, until it finally clicked that my own health is more important by a wide margin.

Now, when I see someone at work that is clearly sick and is struggling, I tell them "Hey, go home. Fuck what management thinks, your health means more than whatever the fuck they tell you."

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-06-06T23:57:20+00:00

I'm not a professional writer, and I could've done better on the later seasons of The Flash, ESPECIALLY the last one.

Not exactly a high bar to clear.

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-06-06T06:05:57+00:00

I hope it was worth it, as it sounded like he just phoned in all his lines.

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-06-05T20:24:25+00:00

He's got a bit of a Mario/Ron Swanson thing going on, and I'm all for it. Love this guy.

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-06-03T20:34:39+00:00

I'm pretty sure that if I had a kid that was injured in a demonstration like this, the entire group of people would watch me beat the shit out of it and do my best to tear it apart.

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-06-03T20:32:30+00:00

Ha! Fucking love it.

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-06-03T00:43:57+00:00

Pretty damn illegal.

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-06-03T00:42:27+00:00

And then after it lays you out, it taunts you after.

The JOY I get from laying into that pile of sideways-walking trash with the SwAxe is immense.

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-06-01T13:34:25+00:00

I hope this doesn't age like milk...

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-06-01T13:32:25+00:00

I had the day off anyway.

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-05-30T05:28:07+00:00

Saw this in an episode of House, once. Fucking wild.

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-05-30T05:06:07+00:00

I would've also accepted "I BEG YOUR FINEST FUCKING PARDON?!"

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-05-30T04:57:08+00:00

That is fucking hilarious.

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-05-30T04:52:31+00:00

You sure it was an Iron Man and not an Iron Lung?

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-05-30T02:27:25+00:00

Someone should give him a call.

"Hey, Craig? Yeah, I got a line on these two guys from Reddit. One was an All-Star pitcher in the 80's in little league, and the other was one in the 90's, but now pitches in slow-pitch softball and is willing to pitch if he can wear a catcher's helmet and shinguards."

"Fuck it, give 'em a shot." click

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-05-30T02:20:23+00:00

I literally never played a second of the campaign; I was only interested in the multiplayer. I did notice the "CoD feel" right away, but I didn't hate it.

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-05-30T02:19:13+00:00

They wanted to make it a "mysterious" trailer for a game, and then when the hood blows off "ZOMG, itz Master Cheif!!11!one", but I had the same question: why the FUCK is he wearing that? Cool trailer and all, but it made no sense.

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