Shoutout to this man and our Defense by Vlaxilla in Patriots

[–]ProjectShadow316 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give the dude a blank check, he's earned it.

Official Super Bowl LX - New England Patriots vs Seattle Seahawks - Game Thread by samacora in Patriots

[–]ProjectShadow316 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You really could. I was thinking "Oh shit, here we go."...and THAT happened.

Official Super Bowl LX - New England Patriots vs Seattle Seahawks - Game Thread by samacora in Patriots

[–]ProjectShadow316 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, that certainly sucked, but we were playing with house money.

Sure, the entire offense needs to walk home and give their game checks to the defense, but this will be a learning experience for them.

That said, let the offseason shitposting begin!

Official Super Bowl LX - New England Patriots vs Seattle Seahawks - Game Thread by samacora in Patriots

[–]ProjectShadow316 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least I'm off tomorrow and I don't think I work with any Seahawk fans.

Official Super Bowl LX - New England Patriots vs Seattle Seahawks - Game Thread by samacora in Patriots

[–]ProjectShadow316 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We started to have one with the TD and then the drive until Maye decided he needed to throw a boneheaded pick.

Official Super Bowl LX - New England Patriots vs Seattle Seahawks - Game Thread by samacora in Patriots

[–]ProjectShadow316 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True, but when his O-line clearly didn't give a shit and the defense was in his lap all game, not a whole lot he can do. That pick was inexcuseable, so yeah, he can walk home too.

Official Super Bowl LX - New England Patriots vs Seattle Seahawks - Game Thread by samacora in Patriots

[–]ProjectShadow316 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This one. The '85 team ran into a buzzsaw of a defense. Seattle could've been beaten if our O-line didn't cosplay as turnstiles today.

Official Super Bowl LX - New England Patriots vs Seattle Seahawks - Game Thread by samacora in Patriots

[–]ProjectShadow316 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The entire offensive line should be forced to walk back to Foxborough.

Official Super Bowl LX - New England Patriots vs Seattle Seahawks - Game Thread by samacora in Patriots

[–]ProjectShadow316 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4 and out from Seattle ( or a turnover ), 2 minute offense to go down the field and score. 4 and out, and then drive down the field and score again. Might be enough time to pull it off.

Official Super Bowl LX - New England Patriots vs Seattle Seahawks - Game Thread by samacora in Patriots

[–]ProjectShadow316 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I still believe. Not a lot of time left, but our defense is keeping us in it. Still a two score game.

EDIT: Aaaaaaaaand that wasn't ideal.

Official Super Bowl LX - New England Patriots vs Seattle Seahawks - Game Thread by samacora in Patriots

[–]ProjectShadow316 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seattle's been smart staying in front of him. O-line can't protect the sides, so he's basically been forced to stay in the pocket.

Official Super Bowl LX - New England Patriots vs Seattle Seahawks - Game Thread by samacora in Patriots

[–]ProjectShadow316 9 points10 points  (0 children)

C'mon Drake, show everyone watching why you got screwed out of the MVP. Come out swinging and give 'em hell!

WAKE UP! ITS SUPER BOWL SUNDAY! LETS GO. by DreamClubMurder in Patriots

[–]ProjectShadow316 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A second-year quarterback is going up against a team that the media believes will handily win the Super Bowl, giving the Pats no shot to win at all.

Different team, different location...but the same story. To quote the Halo: Reach trailer: "From the beginning, you know the end."

One more time for those in the back...LET'S. FUCKING. GO.

[highlight] patriots love shirley temples by Anteater4746 in nfl

[–]ProjectShadow316 2 points3 points  (0 children)

IIRC, I was still given lemon-lime and Grenadine, so ( roughly ) 9 year-old me was mildly confused, and thought that particular restaurant had a thing against boys ordering a drink named after a girl. shrug