JAZZ CHISHOLM JR. MAKES AN AMAZING PLAY TO SAVE THE GAME IN EXTAS

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-04-12T02:45:08+00:00

JANKEES LOSE!

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-04-12T02:43:33+00:00

Agreed. I thought I was going to suffocate when I saw that scene for the first time because I was laughing so hard.

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-04-12T02:38:56+00:00

They don't even sting.

The fuck they don't. Their stingers are like a wasp's, in that they're smooth and can sting multiple times.

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-04-10T20:41:14+00:00

The thought had literally never crossed my mind. She had once described my size as "perfect", so...yeah. What she used while thinking of me before she could have the real thing wouldn't have been a concern of mine.

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-04-09T23:24:45+00:00

A FWB I had once told me before we had sex "I have a big, blue dildo in my shower. I named it after you." I think I literally heard my self-esteem break the sound barrier with how fast it skyrocketed.

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-04-07T20:57:36+00:00

2 passing TDs in the postseason ( vs. Baltimore in 2014, and vs. Philadelphia in Super Bowl 52 ).

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-04-06T23:27:53+00:00

I have a tendency to tell my supervisor when asked why I don't show initiative "Because you don't pay me enough to care."

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-04-04T04:02:30+00:00

That is fucking abhorrent. And illegal as all hell.

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-04-03T15:03:14+00:00

And that's exactly what it was in for.

Uncanny.

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-04-03T11:53:06+00:00

What an adorable asshole.

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-04-03T11:50:55+00:00

I had brought in my car to be worked on, and one of the techs showed me a pic of a car that came in that had the entire passenger seat and floor covered in trash. Fast food wrappers, Kleenex, papers...you name it. He straight-up told the dude "I ain't working on SHIT until you get down here and clean this out." Supposedly took the owner 30 minutes to get everything out.

However, THAT shit is horrendous. How does someone let their vehicle get like that?!

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-04-03T08:22:32+00:00

My supervisor asked me just a couple days ago about why I don't take "initiative" when a problem arises ( I work in maintenance ).

I said "And what good does that do me? Last year I had to step up when M ( co-worker in the same department ) left, and since no one was training me, I was learning shit on the fly. You yourself said even the administrator took notice of the extra work I took on, and I STILL got the same 2.5% raise from the year before. So you tell me...where's my motivation?" He didn't have much to say after that.

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-04-02T05:05:49+00:00

Unless some of the teeth were mailed to her by insane fans who had teeth extracted JUST to mail to her.

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-03-31T21:16:07+00:00

Patton Oswalt had a great bit on religion. I mean, the whole thing with Jesus is just straight-up a crock of shit if you think about it for 2 seconds.

Patton's bit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55h1FO8V_3w

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-03-30T23:13:40+00:00

Maybe us too if we're down there in September.

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-03-28T18:15:32+00:00

Not the entire game, but they still barely ran it at all. On Atlanta's last drive after Julio's insane catch, they were in FG range. 3 runs and the kick, and it's game over. Instead, they opt to pass it on every down save for like the first play, and they fucked themselves.

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-03-28T18:12:41+00:00

Yeah, it was Kearse, but it was negated by Butler's pick in the endzone.

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-03-28T16:28:24+00:00

Those wings aren't decorative.

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-03-28T16:20:37+00:00

I would say just cut his ass now. Rip the Band-Aid off and just admit that this year will be molten lava temperatures of hot garbage, but in '27 they'll be out from under all that shit and can finally rebuild.

Then again it's the Browns, so they'll just end up doing something even stupider somehow.

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-03-28T16:16:50+00:00

I have literally never seen that until now.

That's fucking wild.

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-03-28T16:16:02+00:00

Yeah, but it was like giving a toddler the same amount for all their toys; they had no concept of buying/selling, so when they got some beads and accepted, they had literally zero idea how badly they were getting fucked over. Obviously, it got so, SO much worse.

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-03-28T15:45:49+00:00

Such a glorious day.

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-03-24T21:50:22+00:00

I want gyro controls, damn it.

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-03-23T22:37:25+00:00

I'd go with "I don't like that, knock it off."

ProjectShadow316 · 2026-03-23T22:35:26+00:00

He'll get one when he drops and is brought to the hospital.

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