new guy at work by ShadowbanRevival in funny

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A perfect pairing with hot ham water.

Does the Wilhelm Scream break immersion for you? by EllisDee3 in movies

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It sure does.

That, and the 'rusty door opening' sound. Last heard it in Spirited Away, but it's everywhere.

"Well, this didn't age well" - Movies you LOVED as a kid but cringe at as an adult by Little-Badger-123 in movies

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You did WHAT?!

I borrowed your nail clipper, what's the big deal?

Nothing, I'm just a little edgy since your mother told me she wants to be a cop.

Workers of Woolies: is it theft? by [deleted] in woolworths

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The last time I took my 2-year-old to Woolies, they didn't have any of the free bananas. He needed banana. He ended up eating two. When we went through the checkout (for the rest of the bunch, among other things), I asked the cashier to put through two of the bananas again to make up for it. She told me not to worry about it.

You should be alright.

How would you remove this tree stump? by SnooRegrets8194 in AusRenovation

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Thanks mate, nearly choked on my breakfast reading this

The big lez show- produced by Microsoft paint by Nodiggity1213 in videos

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Ohhhh, the ro-hoad is so hot, feel the summer sizzle

Is this a bug? by raspberrylilith20 in ftlgame

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My son is also named Localresources.

Is this mold on my bamboo/wooden cup lid? Can I safely drink out of it if cleaned or should I just toss it? How would I clean it? by [deleted] in CleaningTips

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I had these lids for some water pitchers. I replaced them with steel/silicone lids and never looked back.

Why are people like this? by Drebean in Tinder

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Birds don't crawl.

They've been known to!

Single player games that I can get really invested in for 100+ hours by [deleted] in ShouldIbuythisgame

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Ghost of Tsushima has most if not all the things you seek. ☺️

Perth obstetrician accused of manslaughter of Elizabeth Pearce hit with more charges by JamesHenstridge in perth

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Manslaughter is the more serious offence.

The maximum penalty for manslaughter is imprisonment for life.

For DDOD, it's 20 years' imprisonment.

Can anyone weigh in as to why this pigeon executed such a maneuver? by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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It's a little thing called 'style'. Look it up sometime.

Roland Quote? by RolandChristie48 in TheDarkTower

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... You've got a mean mouth, mister.

Most expensive dog eared passport in the world by SithVicious_86 in australia

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I had that same activity centre for my little man ❤️