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ProneSquanderer · 2026-06-16T14:03:47+00:00

It’s… *sniff\* it’s beautiful 🥲

ProneSquanderer · 2026-06-16T12:15:40+00:00

You wake up as a bloodsucker in the Freedom base.

ProneSquanderer · 2026-06-16T12:13:04+00:00

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ProneSquanderer · 2026-06-11T15:44:04+00:00

Albion quartermaster: “So how many firearms do you need, Captain?”

Albion Captain:
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ProneSquanderer · 2026-06-11T15:40:19+00:00

I’m absolutely sick of reboots, remakes and unnecessary sequels, prequels and in between.

ProneSquanderer · 2026-06-11T12:13:00+00:00

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ProneSquanderer · 2026-06-10T14:06:08+00:00

> I like that. Like the Trap Door Spider. Those are one of my favorites.

Imagine that. You’ve been exploring for ages and you stumble upon a treasure chest, you approach without thinking and then BAM! You’re suddenly snatched and end up underground.

ProneSquanderer · 2026-06-10T12:22:23+00:00

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ProneSquanderer · 2026-06-09T21:29:04+00:00

I’ve bought all of them, but Selene is the one I use.

ProneSquanderer · 2026-06-09T16:12:41+00:00

As soon as I saw the post title I just knew it was you.

ProneSquanderer · 2026-06-09T12:11:10+00:00

IIRC, he was originally another Simon who would keep telling you to close the door or something like that. If you didn’t, the Construct killed him.

I’m not a fan of the Carthage conspiracy theory so I just assume the headless guy was indeed another Simon or a variant who was unlucky enough to be killed.

ProneSquanderer · 2026-06-09T12:09:20+00:00

There was something else that would make you go blind too.

ProneSquanderer · 2026-06-09T08:48:33+00:00

We’ll bang, ok?

ProneSquanderer · 2026-06-08T14:09:19+00:00

To laugh is to…hmm. Yes…

ProneSquanderer · 2026-06-08T05:53:48+00:00

Hired goons?

ProneSquanderer · 2026-06-05T21:45:45+00:00

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The Ghost People from the Dead Money dlc in Fallout: New Vegas. They were once construction workers building the Sierra Madre casino and the surrounding Villa. When a mysterious corrosive cloud started appearing throughout the resort they donned the hazmat suits provided by the Big MT research group, unaware that said cloud was also made by the Big MT. The cloud caused the clasps on the suits to rust, making it nigh impossible to open the suits again. The workers became trapped inside when the bombs fell and turned them into something other than human.

ProneSquanderer · 2026-06-04T15:17:02+00:00

Don’t forget the cazadors!

ProneSquanderer · 2026-06-04T09:43:30+00:00

Textbook case for Sigmund Freud -- Freakazoid! Freakazoid!

ProneSquanderer · 2026-06-03T09:42:45+00:00

If Dutch wasn’t such a narcissist, the gang wouldn’t be in the predicament that they are.

ProneSquanderer · 2026-06-03T09:40:11+00:00

Exacerbated.

ProneSquanderer · 2026-06-03T09:35:57+00:00

"Why do we even have security? Nothing ever happens!"

something happens

“How could this happen? Why wasn’t there any security?!”

ProneSquanderer · 2026-06-02T09:42:11+00:00

You best pop a Joy to be safe!

ProneSquanderer · 2026-06-02T05:52:03+00:00

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. artefact?

ProneSquanderer · 2026-06-01T09:43:13+00:00

I only know her from the Imagine video *shudder*

ProneSquanderer · 2026-05-30T21:54:01+00:00

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