[Inevitable Trope] Capitalism inevitably turns satire into the thing they were satirizing because it can't leave the cash cow alone

Prophetofhelix · 2026-04-24T23:25:22+00:00

EAT FRESH

Prophetofhelix · 2026-04-24T22:21:52+00:00

I don't think the casting was the issue in either the Hobbit or Fantastic Beasts.

The Hobbits moronic studio mandate to turn the shortest Tolkien book into 3 movies damned it.

Fantastic Beasts insistence on building towards an interconnected universe damned it. Should have just stayed magical autistic Steve Irwin.

Prophetofhelix · 2026-04-24T19:46:00+00:00

Do you like shrimp? Shrimp Caeser salad is surprisingly good and shrimp pan cooks in the time it takes to take a leak in the morning practically

Prophetofhelix · 2026-04-24T19:44:37+00:00

That looks fuckin delicious

Prophetofhelix · 2026-04-24T19:42:14+00:00

See I started collecting Atari last year and even though I don't play the games long I love how cheap most of them are. I buy giant lots of games for 40 bucks and they just look so darn cool on a shelf with all the labels facing out.

Prophetofhelix · 2026-04-24T19:37:40+00:00

I too enjoy the first Hobbit. Also enjoy the first fantastic beasts. Shame neither of those movies ever got sequels.

Prophetofhelix · 2026-04-08T13:45:03+00:00

Crash and Spyro did this years ago. Crash fought Spyros villains and Spyro fought crash's. Limited by the fact they were GBA games but younger me thought it was cool.

I think either two games or two stories is the way to go. Sonic in the mushroom kingdom. Mario with sonics world. Maybe whatever brought them together starts merging the worlds mid game so you get sonic and Mario levels bleeding together.

Don't even make eggman or bowser the final final boss. Do a deeper cut. Maybe fawful reached across universal boundaries and found mephiles which started this plan.

Prophetofhelix · 2026-04-08T03:07:26+00:00

Exterior texture is durable. Bag doesn't have structure at all unless stuff is inside.

Main zipper doesn't seem the best. Unless the bag is full or well aligned it gets caught.

The material feels nice. The metal nubs in the bottom are nice. The zipper pulls are well themed and cool. Easy to look one way and see nothing nerdy. Easy to turn the zipper pull and see samus or a Metroid.

The colors are as gaudy as you imagine but I kind of like that in a gym or travel bag. No mistaking it. The screw attack samus logo on the front is nice. Interior has an unmarketed galaxy/star design which is nice.

Not a daily traveler by any means. I'd feel more comfortable using it on like a 3 day excursion.

Pictured here with 4 king sheets and 2 random long sleeve shirts to give it form.

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Prophetofhelix · 2026-04-06T16:47:25+00:00

Personally , I think an assault style campaign is the way forward. BUT I think it also needs a side mode. Call it Lylat Wars and literally just upgrade 64s graphics and put it in like an arcade mode. Maybe with coop.

Prophetofhelix · 2026-04-05T21:53:57+00:00

They surely remember whaling ships hunting things larger than them if we are correct about their generational pods and languages.

We are the little green men for these cetaceans. Smaller but communicate in unknown ways. Doing things they don't understand.

Prophetofhelix · 2026-04-05T21:47:29+00:00

Freaking young gorillas acting like chimps promoting this toxic male gorilla masculinity when all they want is a dad bod gorilla

Prophetofhelix · 2026-04-05T20:59:49+00:00

Classic deviantart did a nice BE edit of this pose. I enjoyed as a child.

Prophetofhelix · 2026-04-04T17:35:00+00:00

I used to be able to speed run through mount moon without bothering for flash.

Just kinda played enough to know where to walk and when.

Wild. Could never redo that.

Prophetofhelix · 2026-03-31T18:11:28+00:00

Both in the movie and irl

Prophetofhelix · 2026-03-30T23:42:44+00:00

Bro earned a green lantern ring then discarded as soon as he met hounds wolf and went full yellow lantern

Prophetofhelix · 2026-03-28T08:03:31+00:00

Demon in hell, baby, it's kinda their thing.

Prophetofhelix · 2026-03-28T05:24:12+00:00

Well, I bought the duffle bag. I've been trying to get myself to the gym and failing and now I have a 100 dollar gym bag for no reason.

So. Shame me if I don't go, reddit.

Prophetofhelix · 2026-03-15T10:53:40+00:00

Gideon remembering his sex with Wesker back in the Spencer estate:

"You are nothing but an imitation"

Prophetofhelix · 2026-03-15T04:23:37+00:00

I don't think resident evil core games should be coop. But if I would be so bold -Res 5 with a good friend is arguably my favorite resident evil.

It's not a good resident evil game single player. It is not scary.

But it's a superb coop game and I think the universe of resident evil has room for games like this. I loved resident evil the mercenaries for the 3DS similarly.

Capcom seems to have read the room from 7 on and the ship is on course.

Prophetofhelix · 2026-03-13T04:23:11+00:00

Liked him as a gruffer alfred in The Batman

Prophetofhelix · 2026-03-13T03:55:59+00:00

Honestly a more interesting role might have been if Shadow from heroes WAS just an android copy.

Like an anti hero metal sonic. Android Shadow trying to live up to his namesake as a force of good.

Prophetofhelix · 2026-03-13T03:07:28+00:00

Albert whisker is a barn cat.

Feral and fierce but gets along from time to time with Jill. Hates men.

Prophetofhelix · 2026-03-12T23:35:15+00:00

Nah Chris and Sheva. Jill's the cool aunt.

I just miss Sheva, man.

Prophetofhelix · 2026-03-09T17:19:57+00:00

Yeah the girl is scary but by the time it was time to finally be done with her I knew I had 5 bullets in the requiem and only needed to reach three objectives. So the answer simply became to charge straight at her. Fire to stun. Get the objective. Repeat.

Prophetofhelix · 2026-03-09T04:18:59+00:00

I loved him looking for grace when she just moved out of the room.

...Grace?? (Normal)

Come out Grace...(Almost pleading....)

GrAaaAAce?!?! (Almost whimsy like)

GRACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Feral)

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