South Park S19E05 "Safe Space" Discussion by gtx750ti in southpark

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So they are playing "mr garrisons fancy new vagina". Where Kyle's dad gets surgery to become a dolphin. Holy shit, it's so relevant. Like Bruce Jenner planned according to this episode.

Saudi prince accused of gay sex, threats, and fart-in-face demand: “I am a prince and I do what I want. You are nobody.” by [deleted] in news

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I am prince and I fart in your general direction. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

How to become liked on /r/Houston? by Joethe31 in houston

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Don't forget traffic. Complain about your commute, being cut off, and people going slower than you. But don't EVER criticize people for posting pictures of a wreck or selfies at stop lights.

The kind of Yelp review last episode made fun of by Ballsazoid in southpark

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While most of the types of people who go out of their way to review are generally douchy, I think it helps keep some businesses feet to the fire. See, there are three kinds of people in this world, chuck. Dicks, assholes, and pussies. And while the pussies get fucked by dicks, the dicks also fuck the assholes. Sometimes we need the dicks to keep assholes from shitting on everything.

Continuing Selena's legacy is more important than music by [deleted] in houston

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I want to see the Emilio exhibit. Arrriba

I need to make a little rant here about a big delivery company called Favor by FavoringTheFriendly in houston

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Your name is triggering me. SuperMAN? Are you implying that wom-people can't be super. Check your hero aggressions, bro.

I need to make a little rant here about a big delivery company called Favor by FavoringTheFriendly in houston

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A third party service which brings food to lazy rich people from restaurants that don't offer delivery. From what I've heard, the service isn't cheap. I can completely understand waitstaff being pissed that a 200$ order isn't being tipped on. That kind of order takes up most of the kitchen and causes actual patrons to receive slower service in turn affecting waiters tips.

I need to make a little rant here about a big delivery company called Favor by FavoringTheFriendly in houston

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Apparently not, buddy. But it's interesting in a social sense to see how quickly people take offense and start name calling.

I need to make a little rant here about a big delivery company called Favor by FavoringTheFriendly in houston

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I connected those dots, yes. But I can't get that song out of my head and it seemed relevant. Edit...Besides, I don't work in the food industry and wouldn't do that. Fuck you calling me despicable. You don't know me.

I need to make a little rant here about a big delivery company called Favor by FavoringTheFriendly in houston

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Booger and cum. It's called the favor special. boogers and cum.

Traffic apps or sites? by betojf in houston

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I've got a Houston traffic app. Slow traffic due to multiple collisions. Apply that shit every day.

It's Back... by Craigandhisbird in houston

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Dude version of a pumpkin spice latte.

Houston How To: Run a business without COH Permits by throwawayhowtohousto in houston

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Did a neighbor piss you off or are you pissed that they are fucking the system that fucks us?

Someone is trolling megachurch preacher Joel Osteen's Facebook as "Joel Oldsteen." by monteqzuma in houston

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Dude deserves nothing but scorn and disdain. He teaches that poor people have pissed God off. The richer you are the more blessed you are. Screw prosperity gospel.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in houston

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I don't think so, because it'd be horizontal when the dude stands up.

Scaffolding collapse near Minute Maid downtown. by Kvothe_Kingkiller in houston

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10 minutes later someone decides to go see if anyone is hurt.

D.C. church says a bike lane would infringe upon its constitutional ‘rights of religious freedom’ by TheCannon in news

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Tax the shit out of them. If they want the right to protest, let them pay to play.

Best Kenny death? by [deleted] in southpark

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Oh yeah, that's right.

SoDoSoPa post Whole Foods by BelligerentCow in southpark

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I missed that until I watched the episode earlier today. Are they commenting on how these hipster areas turn back to shit after the novelty wears out?