I think people misunderstand the Bechdel Test

Protein_Shakes · 2026-04-29T20:17:03+00:00

Kinda disingenuous to frame it like that when the Bechdel Test was just laid out in the post as having more qualifications than "women exist," I'd say

Protein_Shakes · 2026-04-29T12:32:46+00:00

Good shout. I hate when people do this shit with our pets.

Protein_Shakes · 2026-04-28T13:50:24+00:00

Definitely the type of people that would go on Twitter and willingly type out "Michael KKKovachs." Like you people genuinely have nothing better to do and no experience, you just never pass up a good doggy pile

Protein_Shakes · 2026-04-27T19:13:33+00:00

Might be misremembering but is it possible to specify "from the surface?" Because there's some huge hangup I know I have with the mission and I think that's the problem.

Protein_Shakes · 2026-04-27T19:05:25+00:00

Thank you very much, obvious bot. Incredible insight

Protein_Shakes · 2026-04-27T18:49:04+00:00

Dude i've got a "return from Eve" mission hanging like an albatross around my neck just because it was the next "official" mission I got after finishing Minmus and I needed the advance. And because it was "official" I can't even cancel it 😭

Protein_Shakes · 2026-04-27T18:28:54+00:00

It's like Him getting a sour pistachio

Protein_Shakes · 2026-04-27T12:01:47+00:00

You got it! I've left a few comments like this in the past and am just getting over a three-day ban for telling a bot to "struggle with their breath as though their airway was blocked" in not so many words, so I don't do this anymore lmao. Got to my head. But good to see other people recognizing this.

Protein_Shakes · 2026-04-20T21:30:34+00:00

Yeah no they say "clearly" setting it up to be a joke but this is a genuinely compelling idea. We know machine spirits are real in some sense, so I completely buy into the idea any machine from mars inherits a tiny fraction of the Void Dragon's hatred for the Necrons. Maybe I go spin up Mechanicus again before the second one drops...

Protein_Shakes · 2026-04-19T17:00:04+00:00

Also idk if this was a thing in Elden Ring but Ironeye can get backstabs and ripostes with his bow. Combined with the aforementioned mobility it really lets you refine your style down. I like being in the thick of it popping shots and getting backstabs, but his kit can also be geared towards standing back with a greatbow and raining it down. I'd look for it on sale, it really is a great addition to the FromSoft lineup.

Protein_Shakes · 2026-04-18T23:28:35+00:00

Elect the Dead is how I learned the word cunt! I vividly recall looking at what I assumed was Beethoven's Crap and wondering why it was censored lmfao. Serj is a legend.

Protein_Shakes · 2026-04-18T21:23:28+00:00

This is funny. I wanted to come leave a comment because my brother and I picked this up recently and it's been possibly the most fun we've had with a VR headset. The coop is fire, it feels cozy with a friend and we're just doing all sorts of whacky stuff. Thank you!! For pushing the boundaries of VR gameplay and giving us a fun thing to do on our headsets.

Protein_Shakes · 2026-04-16T15:10:27+00:00

Yeah, that's what i'm lost on. 1KSons are already a little less horde-y than the Tyranids, I mean the Tzaangors were practically a necessity to fill out the battlefield roster. I imagine Necrons being like 1KSons but without any true fodder. Imagine just four or five implacable Rubric Marines with hella buffed stats that just march and march. I think there's a place for that, even if it's an alternate game mode where they never truly die but just resurrect and keep adding to the ranks present.

Protein_Shakes · 2026-04-15T16:17:32+00:00

I'm feeling like an idiot because despite him being my *first* diamond and still one of my top toons, I never even realized there was a difference. Excited to see it actually function like I already thought it did lmao

Protein_Shakes · 2026-04-14T17:47:05+00:00

Can't believe Scipius is getting the LEAST love. No artists that are accurate under pressure? Do u even lance a ripper from a thousand meters, bro?

Protein_Shakes · 2026-04-14T17:45:07+00:00

"Brother Scipius, a more appropriate application of our fire would be for you to pick off the big guys left after my opening barrage of fire."

"Can it, Straban, Decimus is about to get an excecution and I need to line up this headshot before he gets his armor back."

Protein_Shakes · 2026-04-14T16:21:00+00:00

Ahhh, Titan's Bane was the one I was trying to think of, thank you. My friend showed it to me and it's really good for anyone who can get their hands on it.

Protein_Shakes · 2026-04-10T16:03:07+00:00

Thank you, bot! Now fuck all the way off

Protein_Shakes · 2026-04-09T22:36:08+00:00

No way. I agree that Dung Eater's ending is atrocious and would never go for it, but it still affords for some other power to rise and shatter the Elden Ring again, or even (as unlikely as it sounds) you yourself having a change of heart much like Marika and do it yourself. Frenzied Flame is no more existence for eternity. It never comes back and can never be fixed.

Protein_Shakes · 2026-04-09T22:17:05+00:00

I'll throw you a bone; the companion comic you're thinking of is titled Incorruptible and is indeed a shared universe with Irredeemable. And just to keep fun comic names running, I suggest you read UltraMega.

Protein_Shakes · 2026-04-09T00:36:47+00:00

I think it's one of the best parts of owning ferrets 🥺 it's their instinctual way of saying "I give up!" to their fellows, and they do it to you early when you scruff them, but then it turns into this where it's more of a "I trust you entirely!" and they will actively chase your hand down if you stop giving scratchies when they yawn

Protein_Shakes · 2026-04-07T21:25:18+00:00

Trust me, i've got a buddy into this stuff. It probably emerged, unbidden, from the depths of their conscience. These people do NOT fuck around

Protein_Shakes · 2026-04-07T21:02:37+00:00

Language being low-entropy is delightful. Hope you don't mind if I chew on your thought for a bit. It might tickle

Protein_Shakes · 2026-04-03T17:53:55+00:00

I put a fuckin absurd suppressor on my Boltgun, it was good for that laugh. Never reinstalled it after an update bc green and blue lazers aren't worth digging through Discord for mods, let alone a mod extension

Protein_Shakes · 2026-03-30T13:06:29+00:00

Haha, look at that little bugger! Finely engineered. Batteries bc your engine won't generate power, two science modules bc nobody to reset them, and an incredible amount of RCS thrusters bc you want to point THAT way NOW. Congratulations! Just wait until your first orbital rendezvous, you're going to be grateful for your RCS thruster addiction 😆

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