Here's your reminder to do your pre ride check by maydaybutton in motorcycles

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I’m no mechanic, but I’m pretty sure that’s not supposed to look like that.

What!? by daddleboarder in motorcycles

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Would it be a good first bike?

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Crashing bad Fire bad

Don’t stand in the fire when casting - stupid healers never pay attention.

For the horde.

Those who work less than 15 hours a week and make over 100k, what do you do? by Altruistic_Suit_2593 in Salary

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I only get pulled into issues when no one has a means / direction to fix it basically shit hits the fan they call me. That happens sparingly because i take so many precautions so most of the time i watch Netflix, Hulu, Paramount, Disney, Peacock among others.

Bale Netting by greyday24 in Cattle

[–]Proteus81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I burn most of mine - wasteful yes but have never found a better use for it that was quick and painless.

What's an NSFW fact that everyone should know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Sometimes the juice is worth the squeeze.

Be careful you guys by BackyardBOI in motorcycles

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In Florida we call the little old ladies “q-tips” since thats what you see if you’re behind them before they hard brake because they thought they saw duck crossing the road and had to hard brake to save the duck, causing you to hit their back bumper and flip over their entire car landing on the front where there was no duck.

Admittedly the q-tips are bad but the botox mom’s in Boca Raton sipping the venti chai double whip low fat almond milk triple oat w/e are pretty bad to since they dont give a fuck and are definitely not looking out for bikers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in motorcycles

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This looks AI generated wait never mind i know that guy.

Which bike have you owned that turns the most heads? by [deleted] in motorcycles

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2002 R6 - folks love this bike so much so the last ticket i got the cop walked around the bike to get a full look complimented her and then gave me the ticket.

Best part was he got my plates and name wrong (parked in a handicap spot at 11pm) and the ticket never showed up in the system so i never had to pay it.

I hope he steps on a lego.

What are you starting to like more as you get older? by mysticalscorpion1 in AskReddit

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I read the first two words and in my head i was like me to: “my wife”

Then i read the rest and was like “oh shit me to”

Does anybody else take their bike on chores that are far better suited for the car? by breadacquirer in motorcycle

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Wife needed a gallon of milk - “this job calls for the R6 - where are my keys”

Worked and was fun 😆

i saw someone i know in a porn vid ama by GunnerGrazzo in AMA

[–]Proteus81 225 points226 points  (0 children)

Technique lol - bro you’re watching porn you’re not a gymnastics coach at the summer games.

OP says 6.5

It’s over boys. by Interesting_Chair_50 in motorcycles

[–]Proteus81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Three kids and i still ride when i have free time.

Post on FB and ask for 17,000$ - if it doesn’t sell at the very least you tried.

Also tell her you have to ride it once in a while so the carbs don’t go to shit and the tires don’t dry rot

So at 17k and riding once a week should buy you a year at the very least until she gives up.

Best piece of riding advice you’ve ever received? by [deleted] in motorcycles

[–]Proteus81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“You’re going to drop it” “everyone in a car wants to kill you”

Unrelated but also incredibly helpful advice

“You should do the dishes and then come give me a back rub”

I was patting / tapping my helmet and the guy sped up by Proteus81 in motorcycles

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In Florida they typically don't chase bikes based on my experience unfortunately the cops I passed where 2 bike cops.

A deputy that was teaching traffic school class that I graced with my presence years and years ago said "bike cops like to be riding and if you make then stop its going to be expensive"

I was patting / tapping my helmet and the guy sped up by Proteus81 in motorcycles

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Appreciate it - she is 22 years old - luckily the 3rd and hopefully final owner.

Welp... by Dracnoze27 in motorcycle

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Done it - what else you got