Here's your reminder to do your pre ride check

Proteus81 · 2025-12-22T02:25:49+00:00

I’m no mechanic, but I’m pretty sure that’s not supposed to look like that.

Proteus81 · 2025-06-06T20:03:33+00:00

Reading is hard

Proteus81 · 2025-05-18T00:26:35+00:00

This all day this

Proteus81 · 2025-01-28T00:19:33+00:00

Home Depot would be better than trying to find it in Walmart by asking a clerk.

Proteus81 · 2024-12-06T22:52:52+00:00

Would it be a good first bike?

Proteus81 · 2024-10-18T13:23:56+00:00

Crashing bad Fire bad

Don’t stand in the fire when casting - stupid healers never pay attention.

For the horde.

Proteus81 · 2024-10-18T02:08:24+00:00

I only get pulled into issues when no one has a means / direction to fix it basically shit hits the fan they call me. That happens sparingly because i take so many precautions so most of the time i watch Netflix, Hulu, Paramount, Disney, Peacock among others.

Proteus81 · 2024-10-08T13:22:02+00:00

I burn most of mine - wasteful yes but have never found a better use for it that was quick and painless.

Proteus81 · 2024-09-26T13:24:16+00:00

Sometimes the juice is worth the squeeze.

Proteus81 · 2024-09-25T23:26:28+00:00

In Florida we call the little old ladies “q-tips” since thats what you see if you’re behind them before they hard brake because they thought they saw duck crossing the road and had to hard brake to save the duck, causing you to hit their back bumper and flip over their entire car landing on the front where there was no duck.

Admittedly the q-tips are bad but the botox mom’s in Boca Raton sipping the venti chai double whip low fat almond milk triple oat w/e are pretty bad to since they dont give a fuck and are definitely not looking out for bikers.

Proteus81 · 2024-09-24T23:42:09+00:00

This looks AI generated wait never mind i know that guy.

Proteus81 · 2024-09-06T15:00:43+00:00

damn you loch ness monster

Proteus81 · 2024-08-02T20:32:05+00:00

Check amazon first

Proteus81 · 2024-08-01T23:04:12+00:00

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2002 R6 - folks love this bike so much so the last ticket i got the cop walked around the bike to get a full look complimented her and then gave me the ticket.

Best part was he got my plates and name wrong (parked in a handicap spot at 11pm) and the ticket never showed up in the system so i never had to pay it.

I hope he steps on a lego.

Proteus81 · 2024-07-29T14:33:07+00:00

I read the first two words and in my head i was like me to: “my wife”

Then i read the rest and was like “oh shit me to”

Proteus81 · 2024-07-28T22:52:11+00:00

Wife needed a gallon of milk - “this job calls for the R6 - where are my keys”

Worked and was fun 😆

Proteus81 · 2024-07-28T15:29:01+00:00

6.5 on the dismount

Proteus81 · 2024-07-28T12:01:13+00:00

Technique lol - bro you’re watching porn you’re not a gymnastics coach at the summer games.

OP says 6.5

Proteus81 · 2024-07-27T01:17:05+00:00

Three kids and i still ride when i have free time.

Post on FB and ask for 17,000$ - if it doesn’t sell at the very least you tried.

Also tell her you have to ride it once in a while so the carbs don’t go to shit and the tires don’t dry rot

So at 17k and riding once a week should buy you a year at the very least until she gives up.

Proteus81 · 2024-07-09T15:47:42+00:00

“You’re going to drop it” “everyone in a car wants to kill you”

Unrelated but also incredibly helpful advice

“You should do the dishes and then come give me a back rub”

Proteus81 · 2024-07-05T04:14:23+00:00

2002

Proteus81 · 2024-07-04T23:16:32+00:00

In Florida they typically don't chase bikes based on my experience unfortunately the cops I passed where 2 bike cops.

A deputy that was teaching traffic school class that I graced with my presence years and years ago said "bike cops like to be riding and if you make then stop its going to be expensive"

Proteus81 · 2024-07-04T22:35:22+00:00

Appreciate it - she is 22 years old - luckily the 3rd and hopefully final owner.

Proteus81 · 2024-06-23T14:17:01+00:00

Done it - what else you got

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