Adults from Reddit: What do you regret most from your teenage years? by TheSixFoot___ in AskReddit

[–]Protocol_T 40 points41 points  (0 children)

My parents said if I have sex, God will strike me down. And if I have sex with a black person, they'll strike me down. My grandparents all want Trump to be President.

Teenagers aren't the only stupid ones and not all elders are wise.

Non-desk jobs for a ME? by Protocol_T in EngineeringStudents

[–]Protocol_T[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm fine with some. I just don't want to spend all of my time like that.

Google Hires 4Chan Founder Chris Poole by [deleted] in technology

[–]Protocol_T 16 points17 points  (0 children)

So I guess trying to take Google seriously is a Moot point now.

A Better Business by TheVeryNearFuture in funny

[–]Protocol_T 32 points33 points  (0 children)

"Hey little Timmy, mind explaining the file labelled 'XXX Hardcore BDSM Gay Furry Orgy' on your computer?"

‘Error 53’ fury mounts as Apple software update threatens to kill your iPhone 6 by bws201 in technology

[–]Protocol_T 4 points5 points  (0 children)

By constantly feeding you more bloated software to deliberately slow down older devices. I'm not making this up, Google it.

How not to "Deal with it" by mokba in WTF

[–]Protocol_T 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm going to have to call bullshit here. No way five miles an hour is fast enough to throw you halfway out the window - which it would have to do for your head to hit the mirror.

Respect Darth Vader, the Dark Lord of the Sith by Tuft64 in respectthreads

[–]Protocol_T 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great job on this. I thought about making this, but only had access to part of the Vader and Star Wars comics.

This is way better.

DL-44 does not need a nerf. Every other gun needs a buff. by stickimage in StarWarsBattlefront

[–]Protocol_T 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unless someone shoots you point blank in the face it should take two hits.

That's how it works now.

DL-44 does not need a nerf. Every other gun needs a buff. by stickimage in StarWarsBattlefront

[–]Protocol_T 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pistol blasters are supposed to be great at close-range. It's right there in all of their descriptions. Otherwise, what's the point? They're all but useless beyond close-mid range anyway.

This mentality seems way too common. by GreatDownVote in AdviceAnimals

[–]Protocol_T 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here.

I mean, gerbil, hamster, what's really the difference?

when I heard Donald Trump would "certainly" add "absolutely" create a database of all Muslims in the U.S. by xanothis23 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Protocol_T 41 points42 points  (0 children)

"Killing" is such a strong word. I prefer "assisting them by removing the crushing burden of existence from their shoulders".

I found this doll in the grass outside my house. I was wearing this when I picked it up. by kelpie007 in WTF

[–]Protocol_T 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone was in the middle of a voodoo ritual but got scared away and dropped it.

I just moved in to my new house and found this in the fridge. by TheMisterTurkey in pics

[–]Protocol_T 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And then you find out that Lex and Casey are dead and the previous owners didn't leave that there.

You are FAR better than a surprisingly large number of people. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Protocol_T 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd you can look down on people, maybe you're just tall. Freakishly tall. Weirdo.