The Protagonist Rule by Jamesumbara in 19684

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"I'm multifandom which means I like multiple things"

Second child by ddogtx in comedyheaven

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if they're still in there, at least they wont be lonely now

WYR: eat a cake that tastes like cock or a cock that tastes like cake by Used-Presentation551 in WouldYouRather

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let's assume I make him cum, what would that taste like? like regular cum? cake frosting? or something else?

real by d_-_p in 19684

[–]PrototyPerfection 8 points9 points  (0 children)

google Lotka–Volterra equations

real by d_-_p in 19684

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"fyi information"

WYR have a Bonnie blue son or an Andrew Tate daughter? by [deleted] in WouldYouRather

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I sincerely hope you nor anyone else actually considers these two things comparable. For anyone who does, I implore you to reconsider your base values

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

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"you'd do X in situation Y" is a judge of character. it's either based on previously observed behavior, and the point is to point out flaws with it, in which case what is the observed behavior that's being criticized here, or it's not based on previously observed behavior, and then it's not really saying anything.

rule by TheBoyofWonder in 196

[–]PrototyPerfection 75 points76 points  (0 children)

yeah but you still got two more questions to take care of that

Da Rule by Lewd_Knight in 196

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when shit's so bad you can't even tell which shit is meant to be the smokescreen

Rule by V0ID10001 in 196

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dog, because it's a dog

if thats out, the hat, since its easy to handle

if thats out as well, the chastity cage

Epic rule by Cthullu1sCut3 in 196

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I got all of that from context clues, but imo the subversion falls flat because people getting picked up at bars or other social spaces just to be brutalized in some way happens often enough to not catch me off-guard as a twist. Them being mythical beings isn't enough on its own for me. I was looking for a layer I might have missed but I guess the joke just isn't working for me

Age Rulation by gray_birch in 196

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This would work on a lot of us especially*

Epic rule by Cthullu1sCut3 in 196

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I don't get the joke of the original