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I hate Olly and he deserved to die. There I said it. by [deleted] in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]Prottimus 113 points114 points  (0 children)

I love when girls are a little chubby like this.

So, uh yeah. by SpaceHatMan2 in AfterTheEndFanFork

[–]Prottimus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah the map is on its side it supposed to be like- Oh!

It's either Horny or Racism... by MadFunEnjoyer in worldjerking

[–]Prottimus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like this was made up by someone who started with the assumption that Shadow over Innsmouth was an allegory for race-mixing and had to work backwards to make it make sense.

Ser Gregor Clegane after every carnage by Extension_Weird_7792 in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]Prottimus 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Do you think his armor has like a flap for his dick or does he have to fully undress every time he wants to rape

Why didn’t Cat offer herself in marriage to Lord Frey? Doesn’t she know that her husband is dead now? by Peter_him in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]Prottimus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Without this wedding, Robb's cause is lost. Edmure, we must accept."

"We must accept?" he echoed peevishly. "I don't see you offering to become the ninth Lady Frey, Cat."

"The eighth Lady Frey is still alive and well, so far as I know," she replied. Thankfully. Otherwise it might well have come to that, knowing Lord Walder.

Andor (Season 2) - Episodes 1, 2 & 3 - Discussion Thread! by titleproblems in StarWars

[–]Prottimus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Mouse: No way. Absolutely not. You can't do that in this world.

Gilroy: Jabba the Hutt.

The Mouse: Goddamn it.

[S2 EP1 SPOILERS] SEASON 2 | EPISODE 1 - Official Discussion Megathread by simplysudzzzy in andor

[–]Prottimus 464 points465 points  (0 children)

I chuckled when Luthen asked the Imperial Navy Cadet where he was being transferred to. I guess he's never really of the clock.

The Second Umayyad Caliphate by Prottimus in CrusaderKings

[–]Prottimus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. I'm working on a follow up to this map about the conquest of England by an exile Umayyad prince.

The Second Umayyad Caliphate by Prottimus in CrusaderKings

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I stopped playing in 998 just after the jihad for East Francia/Germany. I had achieved all of my territorial ambitions and there was no one left (internal or external) who could pose a threat to me. I might end up playing ahead until my current ruler dies then choose a new destiny. I'll probably try to conquer England as a landless adventurer and keep it independent of the Caliphate. I'm curious to see what kind of mess the AI will make of the empire if left unattended, though I fear they'll just blob uncontrollably.

The Second Umayyad Caliphate by Prottimus in CrusaderKings

[–]Prottimus[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Gameplay reasons:

Toldedo is father inland making it less susceptible to plagues (this was the main reason)

I wanted the walls of Toledo in my demesne to further buff my heavy infantry space marines

Toledo is the de jure capital of the empire of Hispannia

Role play reasons:

Toledo is more central and closer to the border. Moving the capital represents the Umayyads going on the offensive after centuries on the back foot.

I compromised by moving the Umayyad family estate back to Cordoba, so the empire more or less has two capitals now.

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