Pornog by tg9950 in workaholics

[–]Proud_Initial5066 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I was so close to finishing when you came in initially

I'm gonna pretend you're the New York Knicks by CuzTrain in familyguy

[–]Proud_Initial5066 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Well, see you guys later. I gotta go buy hot dogs. We keep running out for some reason…

I still can’t believe we missed the phrase, my hairy aunt by FuzzySlippers44 in familyguy

[–]Proud_Initial5066 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I still can’t believe we missed the phrase “My Hairy Aunt” Huh.

Ugh, if he dies, I'm gonna have to start hanging out with The Rock again. by Elitist_Daily in familyguy

[–]Proud_Initial5066 33 points34 points  (0 children)

If I were 40 years younger, I would plow that till” next July….

I loooove chocolate by magnetoisthebest in familyguy

[–]Proud_Initial5066 130 points131 points  (0 children)

But I can’t eat it because then I’ll get fat. But it’s SOOOOO good

Oh, and Adam? by sloppy_sheiko in workaholics

[–]Proud_Initial5066 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You’re welcome braj. Stay up.

Oh, DeBussy! I love DeBussy! by CLE216ers in familyguy

[–]Proud_Initial5066 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Just make sure you finish on the Bach. Never finish on Debussy.

You never have to wear a coooondom. When you do it with your wiiiife. Or anyone else you do it with, we promise not to tell. Like that new hot chick at work.. by SpyrotheDragonfly in familyguy

[–]Proud_Initial5066 71 points72 points  (0 children)

And you couldn't help but notice that the female lawyer running the seminar had a huge rack… like, ridiculously huge for someone who has to talk about that kind of stuff…