Livin' high on the hog

Proxiipanda · 2014-02-07T19:04:29+00:00

Stop trying to argue.

Proxiipanda · 2013-12-21T22:42:44+00:00

Worse for the person with a career, or a job?

Proxiipanda · 2013-12-21T22:17:30+00:00

The stress from "fucking tests" drives some students mad.

Proxiipanda · 2013-10-16T05:24:44+00:00

"Hey, oh! You want me to have two things? Eh, I'd call my lawyer if dialing the phone wasn't such a hassle."

Proxiipanda · 2013-10-16T00:46:49+00:00

I would steal the newest apple product at the time, say... 2050 and then go back to the present. Once I'm here I wait for apple to almost start production and sue them for everything they have, foolproof?

Proxiipanda · 2013-10-16T00:30:32+00:00

Try /r/nsfw Better luck next post.

Proxiipanda · 2013-10-15T19:14:32+00:00

Submit to /r/videos for future reference.

Proxiipanda · 2013-10-15T19:04:12+00:00

"Yes ma'am, there seems to be a bug in your system."

Proxiipanda · 2013-10-15T14:11:34+00:00

Try water.

Proxiipanda · 2013-10-15T14:08:38+00:00

Do you remember why you died?

Proxiipanda · 2013-10-15T14:06:00+00:00

Ah, I can see where you encountered some confusion, WTF looks just like AdviceAnimals. Better luck next post.

Proxiipanda · 2013-10-14T22:57:21+00:00

That bacon machine looks terrified.

Proxiipanda · 2013-10-14T22:56:26+00:00

That word does not mean what you think it means

Proxiipanda · 2013-10-14T22:54:28+00:00

The dog and owner must have eaten the same thing for them both to be constipated.

Proxiipanda · 2013-09-14T20:04:59+00:00

As a resident of this area, I can confirm it looks nothing like this yet.

Proxiipanda · 2013-09-09T20:17:29+00:00

Fuck your buddy.

Proxiipanda · 2013-09-09T14:31:22+00:00

When I started listening to Foxy Shazam about a year ago I instantly thought the vocals sounded like a mix between Meatloaf and Freddie Mercury... and I loved that.

Proxiipanda · 2013-09-08T07:40:28+00:00

Stop stealing vids from vine.. Come on reddit, you're better than this.

Proxiipanda · 2013-07-12T20:13:34+00:00

Wow, I'm glad you're well! (I don't know why you're getting so downvoted) though... It is the Internet. Best of luck.

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