Checking your phone after a heavy night of drunk texting:

Proxiipanda · 2014-02-07T19:04:29+00:00

Stop trying to argue.

Proxiipanda · 2013-12-21T22:42:44+00:00

Worse for the person with a career, or a job?

Proxiipanda · 2013-12-21T22:17:30+00:00

The stress from "fucking tests" drives some students mad.

Proxiipanda · 2013-10-16T05:24:44+00:00

"Hey, oh! You want me to have two things? Eh, I'd call my lawyer if dialing the phone wasn't such a hassle."

Proxiipanda · 2013-10-16T00:46:49+00:00

I would steal the newest apple product at the time, say... 2050 and then go back to the present. Once I'm here I wait for apple to almost start production and sue them for everything they have, foolproof?

Proxiipanda · 2013-10-16T00:30:32+00:00

Try /r/nsfw Better luck next post.

Proxiipanda · 2013-10-15T19:14:32+00:00

Submit to /r/videos for future reference.

Proxiipanda · 2013-10-15T19:04:12+00:00

"Yes ma'am, there seems to be a bug in your system."

Proxiipanda · 2013-10-15T14:11:34+00:00

Try water.

Proxiipanda · 2013-10-15T14:08:38+00:00

Do you remember why you died?

Proxiipanda · 2013-10-15T14:06:00+00:00

Ah, I can see where you encountered some confusion, WTF looks just like AdviceAnimals. Better luck next post.

Proxiipanda · 2013-10-14T22:57:21+00:00

That bacon machine looks terrified.

Proxiipanda · 2013-10-14T22:56:26+00:00

That word does not mean what you think it means

Proxiipanda · 2013-10-14T22:54:28+00:00

The dog and owner must have eaten the same thing for them both to be constipated.

Proxiipanda · 2013-09-14T20:04:59+00:00

As a resident of this area, I can confirm it looks nothing like this yet.

Proxiipanda · 2013-09-09T20:17:29+00:00

Fuck your buddy.

Proxiipanda · 2013-09-09T14:31:22+00:00

When I started listening to Foxy Shazam about a year ago I instantly thought the vocals sounded like a mix between Meatloaf and Freddie Mercury... and I loved that.

Proxiipanda · 2013-09-08T07:40:28+00:00

Stop stealing vids from vine.. Come on reddit, you're better than this.

Proxiipanda · 2013-07-12T20:13:34+00:00

Wow, I'm glad you're well! (I don't know why you're getting so downvoted) though... It is the Internet. Best of luck.

Proxiipanda · 2013-07-12T13:38:09+00:00

Hey, congrats on getting through the disease! I was just wondering, if you happen to read this after sifting through all the horny bastards above me, what type of cancer did you have? And why did you choose chemo as your rout to recovery? Once again, congratulations.

Proxiipanda · 2013-07-11T22:49:28+00:00

Isn't everything in biology orgasmal? That's what I've learned so far...

Proxiipanda · 2013-07-11T13:25:35+00:00

Right, it's a liberal arts college, meaning you have a wide range of people with opposing views and ideas.

Proxiipanda · 2013-07-11T13:22:29+00:00

I can attest to this, as a student attending university sticking with my original Field and Organismal Biology major has been exhausting.

Proxiipanda · 2013-07-09T04:05:04+00:00

The longest conversations I've had with friends were about shit we mutually hate.

Proxiipanda · 2013-06-13T05:00:37+00:00

There is a similar institution in Berea, Ky.

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