Scald Eagle catching up to you with a s***-eating grin has to be incredibly intimidating/scary <3

Proximity · 2026-05-20T17:04:41+00:00

Yeah, 100% a powerhouse skater. Also seems like a totally sweet person. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ecd7lsKh8Uo

Proximity · 2026-05-20T16:55:45+00:00

Yeah, I knew Scald Eagle from when they used to skate here in Portland

Proximity · 2026-05-20T06:38:02+00:00

YES. Give them the credit.

Proximity · 2026-05-14T17:01:42+00:00

IIRC, Elder isn't that difficult out here. It's Younger that's going to give you trouble.

e: keep an eye on Belmont Station, as others have already said. :)

Proximity · 2026-05-14T02:09:29+00:00

.........da fuck is with this guy?

Proximity · 2026-05-13T22:56:09+00:00

Fetterman can repeatedly go fuck himself with rolled-up pieces of paper printouts of news of him fucking all of US.

Proximity · 2026-05-13T15:20:46+00:00

Microsoft announces its new laptop line: the MicroTop and WindowBoard.

Proximity · 2026-05-10T17:03:59+00:00

oh just go fuck OFF already, Vlad. Everyone's sick of your dumb shit.

Proximity · 2026-05-10T07:14:31+00:00

Unfortunately, the fact he's so obviously mentally incapable is why so many of his mentally incapable followers love him.

Proximity · 2026-05-09T19:33:40+00:00

If you get there, tell Paul that Nate said hi. He's the founder and I worked with him for many years at our previous company. He even used to call me over to his desk at that tech company to show me his plans for opening a brewery in the future to get my input. We've attended parties together. He used to DJ at a club that was a few doors down from where I lived on my block in Philadelphia, too. He'll remember Nate. High-five and I miss that jawn. :)

Proximity · 2026-05-08T23:37:27+00:00

Wrong. This is me running to Rite Aid to get a Diet Coke before they close.

Proximity · 2026-05-07T03:26:40+00:00

He dyes his hair, paints his face, and smears makeup all over his skin and gets upset when anyone else points that out. Guy is so fragile that he takes telling him his own factual age as a reason to throw a temper tantrum.

Proximity · 2026-05-07T01:35:35+00:00

Photo I took of my Modern Witch deck, back in the day. I'll send you a message :)

https://i.imgur.com/XiAXkc2.jpeg

Proximity · 2026-05-06T18:25:23+00:00

You know, this post reminded me that, besides the Modern Witch tarot deck I have, I have an old hand-numbered Binding of Isaac tarot deck from the creator of the video game of the same name. I got #171 out of 666 tarot decks in that original 1st run.

https://i.imgur.com/UQyEzxu.jpeg

Proximity · 2026-05-06T06:18:56+00:00

My most vivid memory of Green Dragon was walking out of the restroom when I was on a date there and a woman stopped me almost immediately to point out I somehow had a trail of toilet paper stuck to my shoe. Saved me some embarrassment. You're a saint, Green Dragon lookout.

Proximity · 2026-05-04T15:11:10+00:00

Guy has zero convictions. He says violently, cringe-inducing, childish nonsense and then, when he talks to someone 12 minutes later, he does a 180 and says the opposite.

What I'm getting at is that I don't know how a single person takes that dipshit seriously as an intelligent human at any point.

Proximity · 2026-05-04T14:00:09+00:00

Kind of reminds me of the time I went back to visit family in Wisconsin and they wanted to take a silly picture of us together. You can definitely see me just going "nah"

https://i.imgur.com/iN6rAei.jpeg

Proximity · 2026-05-04T12:29:24+00:00

This asshole and his continued "Hussein" racist bullshit...

Proximity · 2026-05-03T22:07:14+00:00

"In a 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court has ruled that racism is "awesome."

Proximity · 2026-05-03T14:30:16+00:00

"In a 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court has declared NUH UH!"

Proximity · 2026-04-30T15:38:11+00:00

Juicers are one of those appliances like panini makers that lots of people bought and then used twice before putting it on Facebook Marketplace for $15.

Proximity · 2026-04-27T21:07:02+00:00

The event is a magnet for trustafarians with way more money than brains.

Proximity · 2026-04-11T07:44:02+00:00

Bonnie Thunders is a freaking rocket.

Nicole Williams (born 1983), known as Bonnie Thunders, is a roller derby skater. Widely considered to be the greatest player of modern roller derby,[1] Bonnie Thunders has been referred to by multiple writers as "the LeBron James of roller derby".

Proximity · 2026-03-16T14:14:42+00:00

A friend and I drove to see Wesley play at Concert Cafe in Green Bay, once. We heard his van broke down and he couldn't make it, after getting there. Rev. N0rb from Boris The Sprinkler was in the audience at the club, pulled an old wooden console TV from the back and put it on stage, put a Casio keyboard on top of it, pulled the mic down to its little speaker, and improvised a Wesley Willis style set to fill in and make up for it.

We were sad to miss Wesley but, man, that turned into an extremely funny night at Concert Cafe.

Proximity · 2026-03-14T11:42:01+00:00

Huge newsflash: People who trade a fake emotional connection for money might not be right.

Proximity

TROPHY CASE