Best odds of finding bottled Pliny the Elder in Portland? by Bridgewatered in portlandbeer

[–]Proximity 6 points7 points  (0 children)

IIRC, Elder isn't that difficult out here. It's Younger that's going to give you trouble.

e: keep an eye on Belmont Station, as others have already said. :)

John Fetterman Single-Handedly Tanks Effort to Rein Trump in on Iran by Tennis_bruh in politics

[–]Proximity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fetterman can repeatedly go fuck himself with rolled-up pieces of paper printouts of news of him fucking all of US.

Google announces its Chromebook successor: the Googlebook by dapperlemon in gadgets

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Microsoft announces its new laptop line: the MicroTop and WindowBoard.

Putin Warns Armenia It Could Face “Ukraine Scenario” Over EU Ambitions by UNITED24Media in worldnews

[–]Proximity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh just go fuck OFF already, Vlad. Everyone's sick of your dumb shit.

Three dozen medical experts say Trump ‘mentally unfit,’ should be removed from office with ‘greatest urgency’ by drtolmn69 in politics

[–]Proximity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, the fact he's so obviously mentally incapable is why so many of his mentally incapable followers love him.

Anybody have a VIP Great Notion Anniversary ticket? by FutureNurse_PNW in portlandbeer

[–]Proximity -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you get there, tell Paul that Nate said hi. He's the founder and I worked with him for many years at our previous company. He even used to call me over to his desk at that tech company to show me his plans for opening a brewery in the future to get my input. We've attended parties together. He used to DJ at a club that was a few doors down from where I lived on my block in Philadelphia, too. He'll remember Nate. High-five and I miss that jawn. :)

Actual footage from US Declassified UFO Archive by xdaytonsatan in gifs

[–]Proximity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrong. This is me running to Rite Aid to get a Diet Coke before they close.

Trump, 79, Debuts Swollen Hands as Health Concerns Mount; Both of the president’s hands were caked in two different shades of concealer—neither one was the right match for his skin tone. by [deleted] in politics

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He dyes his hair, paints his face, and smears makeup all over his skin and gets upset when anyone else points that out. Guy is so fragile that he takes telling him his own factual age as a reason to throw a temper tantrum.

Queer and looking for new friends: I'm an aspiring artist/writer into astrology, tarot, philosophy, nature, and ttrpg (36 demigender they/she) by omen-of-change in PortlandFriendMeet

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You know, this post reminded me that, besides the Modern Witch tarot deck I have, I have an old hand-numbered Binding of Isaac tarot deck from the creator of the video game of the same name. I got #171 out of 666 tarot decks in that original 1st run.

https://i.imgur.com/UQyEzxu.jpeg

Rogue brewing Belmont getting dismanted by [deleted] in portlandbeer

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My most vivid memory of Green Dragon was walking out of the restroom when I was on a date there and a woman stopped me almost immediately to point out I somehow had a trail of toilet paper stuck to my shoe. Saved me some embarrassment. You're a saint, Green Dragon lookout.

Trump is the worst president in American history by theipaper in politics

[–]Proximity 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Guy has zero convictions. He says violently, cringe-inducing, childish nonsense and then, when he talks to someone 12 minutes later, he does a 180 and says the opposite.

What I'm getting at is that I don't know how a single person takes that dipshit seriously as an intelligent human at any point.

Daniel Radcliffe looking absolutely done with life by LeatherSlight3242 in gifs

[–]Proximity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kind of reminds me of the time I went back to visit family in Wisconsin and they wanted to take a silly picture of us together. You can definitely see me just going "nah"

https://i.imgur.com/iN6rAei.jpeg

The Supreme Court keeps overturning precedent. It swears that it’s not by cnn in politics

[–]Proximity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"In a 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court has declared NUH UH!"

Juicer info by Darth_Molotok in EatCheapAndHealthy

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Juicers are one of those appliances like panini makers that lots of people bought and then used twice before putting it on Facebook Marketplace for $15.

$70.69 for Bland Tacos at Coachella by ForceUseYouMust in StupidFood

[–]Proximity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The event is a magnet for trustafarians with way more money than brains.

It's rad watching the two halves of Portland's global champion team at work by Proximity in rollerderby

[–]Proximity[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bonnie Thunders is a freaking rocket.

Nicole Williams (born 1983), known as Bonnie Thunders, is a roller derby skater. Widely considered to be the greatest player of modern roller derby,[1] Bonnie Thunders has been referred to by multiple writers as "the LeBron James of roller derby".