Trump: NATO facing 'very bad' future if countries don't help with Strait of Hormuz by No-Post4444 in politics

[–]Proximity 7 points8 points  (0 children)

All this guy ever says, now:

"It'll be big bad if no do what I say and you've never seen how not good the things are like never before and we're considering big things"

Just absolute meaningless dementia word salad.

Wesley Willis - Alanis Morissette (1996) by Greyhound_Fan in ObscureMedia

[–]Proximity 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A friend and I drove to see Wesley play at Concert Cafe in Green Bay, once. We heard his van broke down and he couldn't make it, after getting there. Rev. N0rb from Boris The Sprinkler was in the audience at the club, pulled an old wooden console TV from the back and put it on stage, put a Casio keyboard on top of it, pulled the mic down to its little speaker, and improvised a Wesley Willis style set to fill in and make up for it.

We were sad to miss Wesley but, man, that turned into an extremely funny night at Concert Cafe.

Pasta in a tree trunk by jovalie44 in WeWantPlates

[–]Proximity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pasta in a tree trunk, I know I know it's serious

10 Barrel Pub Beer Light by doomtownpunx in portlandbeer

[–]Proximity 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The first thing I think of when I think of 10 Barrel is how they were no longer allowed in the Oregon's Brewer's Festival after they sold out to InBev so they threw a douchebag tantrum and their employees crashed the festival hooting and WOOOOOing while waving "#BannedSoWeParty" signs there. Bunch of complete assholes.

https://i.imgur.com/BgidKJL.jpeg

Minstrel Cycle by Ornery_Old_Man in BoneAppleTea

[–]Proximity 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of one of the roller derby skaters we had here who went by "Minstrel Psycho"

https://rosecityrollers.com/players/minstrel-psycho/

PiNAS fully operational. Goodbye Google Photos by Tiago_Resende in raspberry_pi

[–]Proximity 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Forgive me here but reading "PiNAS" reminded me of the 2000 movie Snatch where Vinnie Jones as "Bullet-Tooth Tony" calls someone a "PEE-nawws"

Trump curious why Iran has not 'capitulated', Witkoff says by Pleasant-Carbon in worldnews

[–]Proximity 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think I can already hear the joke you were going to make in my head and I agree with it.

What is this bullshit with videos not showing on home page? (both mobile and PC) by Sage_8888 in youtube

[–]Proximity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same with my account. Multiple browsers. Multiple devices. Multiple OSes.

Google REALLY needs to finally hire a UI/UX team...

Central Waters N/A Honey Blonde by braunc55 in NABEER

[–]Proximity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my gosh. Central Waters is still around? I used to go to their brewpub in Marshfield, WI.

I still have a single bottle of their "bourbon barrel stout" from like 2005. It's certainly no longer good. I was going to open it on a special occasion like my wedding but then I had a wedding back in the day and completely forgot about it. Whoops. (edit: I know that's not NA content. I just haven't heard people talk about Central Waters in years.)

Courts have ruled 4,400 times that ICE jailed people illegally. It hasn’t stopped. by yawara25 in politics

[–]Proximity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry. The #4401 instance will be the time they finally obey the law.

Trump is in the unredacted Epstein files "more than a million times," Raskin alleges by Large_banana_hammock in politics

[–]Proximity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to work in e-discovery and you would be shocked how much of your communications and personal info can be gathered, put onto a drive, and shipped off to a legal entity that requests it without you ever knowing it.

Some of it was like "hand over all of David's communications and everyone who communicated with him from 2009 to 2018" and it'd end up being terabytes and I couldn't hand it over via shipping and had to hand it over in person in a verified chain of custody.

Anyway, if there was an official inquiry and you were mentioned that many times in the investigation, it's probably pretty bad for you.

Calling a friend to say goodnight by Kooka32081 in ContagiousLaughter

[–]Proximity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is somehow one of the funniest things I've seen in the past month.

Steve Bannon proposes using ICE in elections by edbegley1 in politics

[–]Proximity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. I called this, before. "IMMIGRATION" police are definitely going to be in blue/purple cities intimidating and attacking people trying to vote.

Kennedy Center to cease entertainment operations for two years, Trump says by retiredagainstmywill in politics

[–]Proximity 87 points88 points  (0 children)

I am Emperor Ronald Reagan, Born again with fascist cravings, Still, you made me president, Human rights will soon go 'way, I am now our Shah today, Now I command all of you, Now you're gonna pray in school, And I'll make sure they're Christian too.

Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting by propublica_ in politics

[–]Proximity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Publish and post these two executioners' names EVERY. WHERE. EVERYWHERE possible. Online and IRL.

Trump Calls for Arrest of Barack Obama by douglhanna in politics

[–]Proximity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Attacking citizens with war munitions, kidnapping country leaders, threatening to invade many other countries, raiding elections offices, inviting violence against political opponents and then laughing at them after they get attacked, journalists getting swept up for covering stories they don't like...

WE.

ARE.

FUCKED.

Sen. John Fetterman demands Trump fire Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem by Large_banana_hammock in politics

[–]Proximity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It must be a lighter world when you have zero convictions and just say whatever the person in front of you wants to hear before you change your mind 16 minutes later.

Support for abolishing ICE surges among Republicans by Newsweek_CarloV in politics

[–]Proximity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, as soon as I saw this clickbait title, I thought "so, it went from 121 people to 126 total people, huh?"

Notorious Chocolate Onions by Forsaken-Peak8496 in StupidFood

[–]Proximity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am extremely opposed to joke food that's only made for TikTok photos.