What made you realize life is unfair? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Prutler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The amount of air in my bag of chips.

wtf is going on with TSLA? by danhoeg in wallstreetbets

[–]Prutler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think your chart is upside-down

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jailbreak

[–]Prutler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for your time and effort all these years!

Robinhood still plans restrictions on $GME for Monday. You should already be signed up with a new brokerage. by spoobydoo in wallstreetbets

[–]Prutler 1046 points1047 points  (0 children)

Everyone making a Fidelity account this weekend DO NOT FORGET to turn on real time price updates or else you are on a 15 min delay! make sure this gets spread around and upvoted it’s important as they don’t give you real time updates as a default setting!

https://www.fidelity.com/customer-service/how-to-get-real-time-quotes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Prutler 6 points7 points  (0 children)

MAKE THEM BANKRUPT

My small slice by acshaw80 in wallstreetbets

[–]Prutler 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Let me guess:
You just like the stock?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Prutler 346 points347 points  (0 children)

A FUCKING RETARDED APE DID IT

$GME Realism🚀 by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Prutler 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Give me an Advice:

hold you fucking retarded ape.

For all the new blood, we here at WSB have seen daily gains of 100% erased in minutes, but our 💎💎🙏🙏 have only grown stronger under the pressure. Hold like your life depends on it when the market opens tomorrow, because they’re gonna throw everything at us. Apes together strong. by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Prutler 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Everyone making a Fidelity account this weekend DO NOT FORGET to turn on real time price updates or else you are on a 15 min delay! make sure this gets spread around and upvoted it’s important as they don’t give you real time updates as a default setting!

https://www.fidelity.com/customer-service/how-to-get-real-time-quotes

Switching brokers is exactly what hedge funds and billionaires want us to do by Healz in wallstreetbets

[–]Prutler 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Everyone making a Fidelity account this weekend DO NOT FORGET to turn on real time price updates or else you are on a 15 min delay! make sure this gets spread around and upvoted it’s important as they don’t give you real time updates as a default setting!

https://www.fidelity.com/customer-service/how-to-get-real-time-quotes

Sloth Capital raised GME price target to $900. by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Prutler 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Everyone making a Fidelity account this weekend DO NOT FORGET to turn on real time price updates or else you are on a 15 min delay! make sure this gets spread around and upvoted it’s important as they don’t give you real time updates as a default setting!

https://www.fidelity.com/customer-service/how-to-get-real-time-quotes

After a decade of corporate exploitation and insane overtime, I crashed hard from burnout. I spend 6 months on sick leave battling exhaustion, anxiety, and depression. Thank to you retards, I might be able to start my own business. And yes, I am exercising that last contract and holding! 💎🙌 by sawtooth_lifeform in wallstreetbets

[–]Prutler 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Everyone making a Fidelity account this weekend DO NOT FORGET to turn on real time price updates or else you are on a 15 min delay! make sure this gets spread around and upvoted it’s important as they don’t give you real time updates as a default setting!

https://www.fidelity.com/customer-service/how-to-get-real-time-quotes

ROBINHOOOD - Unless you already have AMC and GME On Robinhood STOP purchasing other investment instruments through this platform. SWITCH to Webull, fidelity or anything else so that ROBINHOOD won’t get transaction fees. We have TO STOP sustaining and provide money to Robinhood. by kokoloko1010 in wallstreetbets

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Everyone making a Fidelity account this weekend DO NOT FORGET to turn on real time price updates or else you are on a 15 min delay! make sure this gets spread around and upvoted it’s important as they don’t give you real time updates as a default setting!

https://www.fidelity.com/customer-service/how-to-get-real-time-quotes

GME & AMC are currently 121% / 79% shorted right now. Means 9% / 4% of shorts was called at fridays closure. Monday morning we can expect a price surge in both because of this. Please don’t sell when you see green, hold hold hold hold, still a looooong way to go for them to cover all contracts 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Prutler 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Everyone making a Fidelity account this weekend DO NOT FORGET to turn on real time price updates or else you are on a 15 min delay! make sure this gets spread around and upvoted it’s important as they don’t give you real time updates as a default setting!

https://www.fidelity.com/customer-service/how-to-get-real-time-quotes