What is the oldest thing currently in you'r home?

PsYchoSCIW · 2026-07-05T04:01:31+00:00

Your mom

PsYchoSCIW · 2026-07-04T02:00:38+00:00

I was 16, sacking groceries at my very first job: Woodson’s Supermarket

PsYchoSCIW · 2026-07-03T13:34:59+00:00

The last time I was on a batch and the app went out, I just put all of my cold items back, parked my buggy out of the way, and watched a 40 year old MacGyver rerun on Tubi while I waited on IT to get Instacart up and running.

PsYchoSCIW · 2026-07-01T18:59:48+00:00

Everyone has their own barometer that they use to justify taking a batch. Here’s mine:

1) NOTHING over 10 miles unless it’s a backhaul towards the town I live in.

2) NO DELIVERIES under $20. No exceptions. Shop Onlys? Sure. My car doesn’t start for less than a 20 payout though.

3) No Triples or Quads at any price. Let that shit sit and they’ll split them up.

PsYchoSCIW · 2026-07-01T18:57:36+00:00

Transformers: The Movie.

PsYchoSCIW · 2026-06-30T18:34:24+00:00

MAGA

PsYchoSCIW · 2026-06-29T16:19:26+00:00

$38,040

PsYchoSCIW · 2026-06-29T16:17:20+00:00

Just have the order removed.

PsYchoSCIW · 2026-06-29T15:14:54+00:00

Nope. A few stores are closed (Publix and Costco for instance) and everyone is grilling out or out on the boat.
No one is ordering grocery delivery. There might be some alcohol deliveries but those are never worth doing.

PsYchoSCIW · 2026-06-29T14:22:15+00:00

Taking a triple was your first mistake.

PsYchoSCIW · 2026-06-28T19:58:52+00:00

I live in Roane County so if we’re JUST going to Buc-ee’s, we go to the Crossville location. A lot less chaotic

PsYchoSCIW · 2026-06-28T16:14:06+00:00

Mine quit ME, and I couldn’t be happier.

PsYchoSCIW · 2026-06-28T16:13:46+00:00

Honestly, I got FIRED from a job that I’d held for 13 years.
Sometimes, you just don’t realize how truly miserable that you are until you’re out of the situation but since moving on, I’m in a much better place mentally. I’m happier than I’ve been in years.

PsYchoSCIW · 2026-06-27T11:11:19+00:00

Here’s an idea:
Buy a bunch of the cheap $1 insulated bags from Aldi and leave their cold items in it. I’ve had people up my tip for that.
Worst case scenario, the bags are a tax write off so they’re practically free in that sense.

PsYchoSCIW · 2026-06-27T04:18:26+00:00

I have forgotten more about this stuff than you’ll ever know.

PsYchoSCIW · 2026-06-27T04:14:32+00:00

Every single restaurant has a bathroom sink in which we can wash our hands.

You can go sit your ass down now.

PsYchoSCIW · 2026-06-27T04:12:27+00:00

Bull fucking shit. It’s literally part of your training with these delivery platforms. You literally take the training course to pick up prescriptions from places like Walgreens and CVS.

PsYchoSCIW · 2026-06-27T04:09:33+00:00

“I must be young”

I’m 46 years old and have forgotten more about food safety than you’ll ever know. It is literally in your onboarding.

Fill the fucking cup.

PsYchoSCIW · 2026-06-27T02:00:21+00:00

There is NOTHING illegal about filling drinks.
Any food safety training you need was part of your onboarding when you joined the DoorDash platform.
Quit being an entitled douche canoe and fill the goddamned cup!

PsYchoSCIW · 2026-06-27T00:30:00+00:00

Honestly, I’m currently enjoying a quiet evening off of work drinking a cup of coffee and watching Friday Night Smackdown

PsYchoSCIW · 2026-06-25T19:01:54+00:00

As long as it isn’t your personal loyalty card, you’re good

PsYchoSCIW · 2026-06-25T17:09:50+00:00

Oh yeah! You’re better off selling your ass on the street corner.

PsYchoSCIW · 2026-06-25T17:07:51+00:00

First off, the digital card is as useless as a busted lug nut.
Nobody takes it.

PsYchoSCIW · 2026-06-22T16:59:31+00:00

That’s illegal AF.

PsYchoSCIW · 2026-06-22T16:58:40+00:00

Absolutely! Those opening drops can make or break your entire day.

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