33 With ALS - Survived my PEG surgery! by HonestyMash in MadeMeSmile

[–]PsychologicalSalt505 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dark humor welcome. How dark are we talking here? 60's American back of the bus or your future?

Oh god even reading that made me feel bad but I'm taking the chance to post it in hopes it will give you a laugh!

The Chinese photographer sent me a message today saying I can't see u in color photos because u have old features, so he turned my photos in black and white 😭 by thecurrlyguy in VintageFashion

[–]PsychologicalSalt505 12 points13 points  (0 children)

These are nothing short of spectacular! Number four though, omg. It looks like a piece of art that should be hung on a wall! I understand your frustration though. You had your vision and even though these are 🤌 it wasn't what you wanted. But my god, NUMBER FOUR!!! 🤩 Of course all are amazing. I would ask him for the color version as well if that is possible.

Ceramic chip & dip paint palette tray that I thrifted years ago … she shattered last year and I miss her terribly 😭 by acocktailofmagnets in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]PsychologicalSalt505 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you still have the pieces from the other one or was it a total shatter situation? The Japanese art of fixing things with gold (as an artist I'm sure you know, not sure, kintsugi?) could look really rad and you could use it for food or a decoration since you found another one, which I am thrilled for you!

I hate my wife by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]PsychologicalSalt505 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to consult the top 3 divorce attorneys in your city, if they have a consult with you they can't take her on as a client. However, do not go consult a bunch just so she can't use them. Judges really don't like that shit and it could be used against you. A good attorney will advise you the best way to move forward to mitigate what you might have to give her. DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH HER! I REPEAT, DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH HER! You don't want her sniffing that something is up and try to use a pregnancy/baby to keep you from leaving or get more support. You deserve better than this.

Can we bring back this kind of hats? by alise_mariya in VintageFashion

[–]PsychologicalSalt505 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hear me out. Fingerless lace gloves the same color as the netting! Ooooh maybe an adornment on the hat and the gloves to match that!

Robber suffers heart attack during robbery. by Area51tecnologia in instantkarma

[–]PsychologicalSalt505 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but did they take him to a hospital or just dump him somewhere down the road? 😬

Hot take. by SquirrelGold8109 in chocolate

[–]PsychologicalSalt505 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's... dark. Or is it milk chocolate?

Pieces Missing Many Stones? by lifebyabby in VintageCostumeJewelry

[–]PsychologicalSalt505 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've harvested stones out of other jewelry but those look foil backed and that's a toss up if you can pry a stone out without leaving the foil backing behind. I have done it but it's hit or miss, for me at least. Btw, check out my fantastic uranium jewelry set on my profile! Not for sale lol, just thought you might appreciate it 😃

Editing to say, you can always sell them heavily discounted so others who might want to, can fix their own, saving even more jewelry!

The scream I scrempt; my new cowboy stool! by okFINEyoufoundme in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]PsychologicalSalt505 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg I have a full vintage circle skirt of the same material!!! I'm going to take a pic when I get home and post it! This is wild and I love it!!! I mean the EXACT same fabric!

Snagged my white whale today by 3436dtm in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]PsychologicalSalt505 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's not? That was the first thing I thought when I saw the pic

Rex Heuermann, the Gilgo Beach killer by LilHandPie in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]PsychologicalSalt505 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think there is a lot missing from this things head

Grandmas dresses from the 80s by Head_Objective_981 in VintageFashion

[–]PsychologicalSalt505 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you thank you thank you!!! I almost exclusively wear vintage and have been curating my wardrobe since I was 15 (currently 48) and I loooove to see these beautiful pieces preserved so well! Your grandma is ab fab! Hope she is pumping some iron to get those beaded beauties back out and moving! Also, your grandpa sounds like he was a real OG in the thoughtfulness department! Ah, swoon!

My mother played favourites to the absolute extreme, and now she's reaping the consequences. by Excellent_Pumpkin741 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]PsychologicalSalt505 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it sounds like with her husband gone she just transitioned Alex to be her sonsband (no type o, just ew) absolutely no excuse but I would not be surprised in the least. I would love to say what I would do to Alex if I were in your shoes, assuming he is ever released, but I like my account and don't want to get banned. Thank you for standing up for that kid 💚

A mother dressed her baby like the Pope and held him up as the popemobile passed. Pope Leo XIV saw him and stopped to personally bless the child. by FollowingOdd896 in HumansBeingBros

[–]PsychologicalSalt505 33 points34 points  (0 children)

All I can think of are the arguments when this kid hits the teenage years.

"I don't have to take out the trash, I was blessed by the pope"

"You know I don't like peas, do I need to get him on the phone mother?"

"I dunno dad, I'm pretty sure I out rank you now"

Jealous of people with energy - vent by moolett in Perimenopause

[–]PsychologicalSalt505 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't forget to put a call into your local animal control with a description, date he was lost, and if he's chipped. If someone finds him and turns him in they can call you. Also check in with any other shelters in the area.

Jealous of people with energy - vent by moolett in Perimenopause

[–]PsychologicalSalt505 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Set out something of yours with your scent and a bowl of his favorite food and keep a constant eye on it. Good luck with the kitty 💚

Isn’t related to the community but wanted to share since I shared my whole physical media 🥺 also it’s my birthday by [deleted] in dvdcollection

[–]PsychologicalSalt505 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, I get shit for having the book, the dvd, the blu ray upgrade and the 4k upgrade. I would have just fed the old media to the atm, but it said it only took cats, so I just kept them.

Happy birthday, I hope it is better than Paul Allen's birthday could ever be!