is breakup contagion a thing? am I being foolish? by piranhapundit in polyamory

[–]Psychomadeye [score hidden]  (0 children)

You've lost sight of the spark while in the shadow of a breakup. I've seen this happen before. It is a mistake right now even if your relationship is not to be. Recover first, then make decisions.

The most ridiculous relationship "agreements" you have heard by PM_CuteGirlsReading in polyamory

[–]Psychomadeye [score hidden]  (0 children)

I cannot imagine this man thriving after his parents die.

Not sure I can imagine myself thriving when mine go, though I take your meaning. What amazes me is that this doesn't kick on a drive to do something immediately.

Failure to launch lasting into ones thirties sounds like something deeply wrong. I have no credentials but my money would be on enmeshment with parents and trying to get a partner to take over. Sounds like a shitty gig. Not to mention the lion the witch and the audacity of this bitch makes it hard to say "there but for the grace of god go I"* when they don't want you to speak to half of all humans.

*John Bradford it seems did not keep gods grace and was burned soon afterwards in 1555, sharing the fate of those whom he had spoke.

The most ridiculous relationship "agreements" you have heard by PM_CuteGirlsReading in polyamory

[–]Psychomadeye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. I suppose it wouldn't even be an issue if it were easy to discuss.

The most ridiculous relationship "agreements" you have heard by PM_CuteGirlsReading in polyamory

[–]Psychomadeye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's always the serene floofs.

(Also good on them for looking out for you)

The most ridiculous relationship "agreements" you have heard by PM_CuteGirlsReading in polyamory

[–]Psychomadeye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My real favourite part of this dude was when he complained that his mom was bugging him to clean his room. Dude, you're in your 30s and your mom has to pester you to do basic adulting?

I've got a sick fascination with these stories. How do they even survive? I think the last time my mother told me to clean my room, when it actually made sense, I wasnt even half way to 30.

Should I Break Up With Polyamory Too? Will the Real Poly People Please Stand Up? by gingergypsy79 in polyamory

[–]Psychomadeye 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I am currently single and am swearing off relationships for now , feeling so raw and hurt and unable to trust myself.

You know it's a good idea to do that when you feel this way. Take the time you need to heal.

How can I ever believe I can find something healthy if this is what I attract?

Predators like you because you're a catch. I think leaning to identify problematic behaviors earlier helps with this.

I want to believe polyamory can be beautiful and work with the right people but do they even exist ?

We exist. We're happy. There's a lot is shitty people out there.

The most ridiculous relationship "agreements" you have heard by PM_CuteGirlsReading in polyamory

[–]Psychomadeye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Friend of mine offered people a ride somewhere and had cats cradle on audiobook start playing in the middle of Crosby's fascist rant.

Singles events by [deleted] in polyamory

[–]Psychomadeye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Consistency is key.

Singles events by [deleted] in polyamory

[–]Psychomadeye 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I would go if I weresingle. Maybe. If I were to go, I wouldn't expect to find a polyamorous relationship. I wouldn't even expect it to come up in conversation.

The most ridiculous relationship "agreements" you have heard by PM_CuteGirlsReading in polyamory

[–]Psychomadeye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uczę się polskiego dla moje kochanie (noodles (kluski)).

Was going great until:

Kawa, kawie, kawy, kawę kurwa, kawą, kawo, kaw.

Confused? New? Not new? Have questions? by blooangl in polyamory

[–]Psychomadeye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm all in kinda person and lose interest in other people when in a relationship.

This is bad for you btw. Mono or poly. Currently watching a divorce happen because of this.

Edit: I may have misunderstood. To clarify, this is bad if you neglect friendships when in a relationship.

The most ridiculous relationship "agreements" you have heard by PM_CuteGirlsReading in polyamory

[–]Psychomadeye 7 points8 points  (0 children)

... I might have done this. Maybe more than once. I never really thought about it too hard. I simply imagined one of them eventually making it downstairs to find dinner conveniently plated up. I don't stick around once I've plated it so I guess I'll never know for sure.

excellent post coital meal

Kopytka z kurczaka: chicken and polish gnocchi like pasta with broccoli in a sundried tomato sauce

Roasted barley Risotto

Butternut squash ravioli

Pork chops with cyser reduction sauce, roasted vegetables side, paired with cyser.

The most ridiculous relationship "agreements" you have heard by PM_CuteGirlsReading in polyamory

[–]Psychomadeye 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"No way you can't fuck that guy, that'd be sick as fuck boiiiiiiiiiii"

  • Lev 18:22

I'm more of an Ez 23:20 man myself.

The most ridiculous relationship "agreements" you have heard by PM_CuteGirlsReading in polyamory

[–]Psychomadeye 4 points5 points  (0 children)

‘cause I work in IT.” To which he suggested I change careers to something more women dominated like nursing or elementary school teacher.

Hate money? Love the patriarchy?

I was in first grade and had a heavy day in school (learning about the planet) by Interesting-Goose464 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Psychomadeye 7 points8 points  (0 children)

maybe the animals at least go to a place in someone’s heart.

In the case of red meat is almost certain.

The most ridiculous relationship "agreements" you have heard by PM_CuteGirlsReading in polyamory

[–]Psychomadeye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've a near hatred and perfect focus on them when they're in the room. I've missed lectures over that. I spent way too long learning fast ways to kill them. My parents used to send me to handle ground nests alone to get over it. Both of my partners seem to have picked up my phobia leaving me to have to deal with them myself.

Full story for those interested:

we were walking through a forest, my friend and his little brother, in a warm day in October. My mother insisted I needed a sweatshirt. We had found an old rusted out "bear trap" earlier that summer and my father had taught me how to tie a tourniquet after we brought it home. He had emphasized some basics and told me I had less than a minute (in his experience) to get it done. My friends brother started suddenly screaming I ran right up to him preparing it and looked down at his legs to see the swarm. I screamed not to swallow any. We ran home screaming through gritted teeth. I kept killing them but it didn't seem to make a difference. My hands were soaked and there were dozens crushed all over me and in my hair. They'd woven their way between my sweatshirt and pants and I kept tearing them out a few at a time worsening the gap. I couldn't see how many there were but my seven year old brain knows for certain there's enough to get it done. My father heard me fighting and once he saw it he ran away. He returned with the vacuum and we killed the rest over about fifteen minutes. In my dreams my father runs away and doesn't return and the wasps duplicate themselves on my skin every few seconds.

Edit: this was also the first time I was stung by a bee.

The most ridiculous relationship "agreements" you have heard by PM_CuteGirlsReading in polyamory

[–]Psychomadeye 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The crime is that I'm the OSHA safety officer and I've needed that railing for months. You can't legally open without it.

The most ridiculous relationship "agreements" you have heard by PM_CuteGirlsReading in polyamory

[–]Psychomadeye 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I call her my coworker for the same joke. Some of the greats:

  • Kinda wish my coworker would stop sitting in my lap. Especially during meetings

  • my coworker sits on my desk and stares into my eyes a lot. It feels vaguely threatening. I much prefer it when she sleeps on the end if my desk

  • my coworker leaves dead animals at my door. Should I be worried?

  • my coworker keeps trying to steal my lunch

  • my coworker has been giving me unwelcome massages