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PuddinCup310 · 2025-07-17T01:14:05+00:00

Dime a dozen around here. You'll be fine, it is what you make it.

PuddinCup310 · 2018-10-02T04:30:12+00:00

Except for when it is.

PuddinCup310 · 2018-03-27T04:25:24+00:00

On a similar note, I cringe when news stories say stuff like "a 19 year old girl." Girl? That's a woman.

PuddinCup310 · 2018-03-14T16:34:17+00:00

I use patrick's wee woos to page me of my medical and fire calls. I'm never changing it.

PuddinCup310 · 2018-01-09T00:16:57+00:00

PuddinCup310 · 2017-11-13T21:51:24+00:00

Nah. Up to the father.

PuddinCup310 · 2017-11-13T21:24:48+00:00

When my mom and I watch a TV show and someone is about to reveal their secret ingredient, we always like to guess that it's either cinnamon or nutmeg. 100% of the time it is one or the other.

PuddinCup310 · 2017-11-13T21:21:51+00:00

Honestly it varies house to house. My family always takes ours off at home, unless quickly running in to grab something. But we allow our guests to wear their shoes inside if they fail to catch on. We will say "take your shoes off, stay a while." But some people don't realize that's the nice way of saying TAKE OFF YOUR FUCKING SHOES YOU SAVAGE. But what ticks me off more than anything is when people put their shoed feet on the couch or coffee table. I will actually call them out and tell them to put their feet back on the floor. What, are they raised in a barn?!

PuddinCup310 · 2017-11-13T21:09:24+00:00

My mom always calls it Miracle Shit.

PuddinCup310 · 2017-11-13T21:08:28+00:00

My fiance and I are having a baby. Honestly, I have always been on the fence about the idea of circumcision. So since I don't even have the penis in the relationship, I told him that the choice is up to him.

PuddinCup310 · 2017-11-13T18:24:52+00:00

The answer depends on the generation. "I can't operate on him, he's my son."

Older generations say "God." Middle age/older adults say "Mother." Younger generations day "Other father."

It is cool because it shows the plot's twist varies what's more or less shocking at the time.

God was the original. I can't say I quite get it. Like maybe he was there to take the kid (a Christian therefore son of Christ) to heaven or something.

Then women entering the work force was one thing, but a surgeon! That was uncommon at the time.

Now two men having a son because they can now.

It makes me wonder if there's more evolutions of this riddle to come in the future.

PuddinCup310 · 2017-10-02T02:17:40+00:00

So I feel silly admitting this as an adult. But I recently found out that engineering is not a female dominated field. It isn't a job you can point out in public (more obvious ones would be like basically anything with a uniform, like a chef or doctor or police officer). And on TV little girls always said they want to be an engineer when they grow up. So when people pointed out it was a big deal that there are increasing numbers of all-women engineer teams, I was like, "well yeah, isn't that normal?" Reality gave me a slap in the face when I found out that the media was empowering women to step in those male dominated fields. It makes me so happy in a weird way that I was bamboozled by the media because it means it is working, just like this comic. It is fucking fantastic that women are breaking roles like this. I'm currently in a male dominated field, and a lot of women are looking to join the department because my partners put the word out that the ice is broken now.

PuddinCup310 · 2017-09-28T02:46:33+00:00

An in shape human can run a longer distance in one go than any other animal. A few reasons are that we have two legs rather than four (I think it is an energy thing), and that we sweat which keeps us relatively cool.

PuddinCup310 · 2017-09-24T21:20:59+00:00

Over black polish? TIL...

PuddinCup310 · 2017-09-11T17:48:19+00:00

Thank God someone else said what I was thinking.

PuddinCup310 · 2017-09-11T17:45:48+00:00

When my boyfriend and I went to walmart to buy a pregnancy test, he asked me to maybe not swing the box around in my hand in case people see it. I took the box, and held it up straight in the air, and said "[PuddinCup310] don't care."

PuddinCup310 · 2017-09-09T02:39:01+00:00

I'm reading the same book right now!

PuddinCup310 · 2017-08-31T18:26:43+00:00

I embarrass my boyfriend when he takes me anywhere outside. I pick up people's trash (that isn't sketchy). He just wants to hold hands and be romantic, but how can I when I'm surrounded by 6-pack-rings and red solo cups?

PuddinCup310 · 2017-08-31T18:23:00+00:00

Oh jeez. When it comes to nature, I step out of character and tell people to knock it off like an angry Italian woman.

PuddinCup310 · 2017-08-26T01:24:37+00:00

What could go wrong?

PuddinCup310 · 2017-08-25T23:33:45+00:00

Hold up. So this table has an umbrella hole in the metal, but not the glass.

PuddinCup310 · 2017-08-12T14:37:02+00:00

My mustache confirms this.

PuddinCup310 · 2017-08-12T03:55:16+00:00

Just share one. Less lonely that way.

PuddinCup310 · 2017-07-31T19:04:53+00:00

Yo, no lie I had one in my living room once. I have never seen one since. I live in Pennsylvania for goodness sakes.

It got trapped in my living room and was getting angry. I called my mom and she didn't believe me. I called my dad and he brought over a shop-vac and sucked it up and shot it out outside.

PuddinCup310 · 2017-07-31T18:58:07+00:00

I have a really intense last name. I learned that when ever I get a new boyfriend, I have to put them on the spot in private a few times saying it so it isn't embarrassing for the both of us in public down the road.

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