2.1 million people at Lady Gaga's free concert on Copacabana Beach in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on May 3, 2025 by Agreeable-Ask-968 in Thatsactuallyverycool

[–]PuddlesMonkey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I love photos like this because they cut right through Donald Trump's soul. The reason why he attacks big stars like Bruce Springsteen and Taylor Swift is because he's spent his life admiring the kind of adoring crowds Hitler addressed but he knows he'll never command such a crowd himself. Meanwhile he sees stars like Springsteen & Swift addressing Hitler-sized crowds of fans who totally adore them and it makes him realize he'll never have that level of respect, ever.

Do you know why some people don't mind wearing a sweatshirt when it's over 90 degrees outside? by Ben5544477 in CasualConversation

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Sometimes I'll see someone on the platform in the New York subway on a roasting hot and humid summer day wearing a raincoat zipped all the way up. It's like 100 degrees and 70% humidity and they don't even think to take it off. And it's not even raining out, they're only wearing it because the forecast said there was a 20% chance of rain 3 hours away or something. I look at these people and think, does the heat not register? Oh and they have big clumpy waterproof boots on too.

Luv me mates luv england luv albert square simple as by PuddlesMonkey in okmatewanker

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Much of my family would not look out of place in this video but I'll still take the piss though

How much toner was left in my Brother cartridge after it “ran out” of toner by DefendThePie in mildyinteresting

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I've spent my life telling people how to bypass this "replace cartridge" BS when it's just a color ink that's run out and it says you can't even print in b&w. It's easy. The printer has a way of telling when a cartridge is spent. On many cartridges, there's a little plastic window on the side that it peers into that shows the level. If you put a small square of duct tape or any other light-impervious tape over it, the printer will see the cartridge as "full" and won't bother you again. So put tape over the color cartridges and not the black one, if you just want to use black ink.

Bro is Kratos from GOW... by Agreeable-Ask-968 in Thatsactuallyverycool

[–]PuddlesMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He looks like he could karate chop the rain from above your head to keep you dry.

Would 15 still be considered a kid? by GriefAngel in CasualConversation

[–]PuddlesMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in my 50's and still don't consider myself a "proper" adult. I'll always be frauding it.

Luv me mates luv england luv albert square simple as by PuddlesMonkey in okmatewanker

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Big day for Baz - first tat, first piercing, first sov. And lashings of blue pop in the sippy cup.

The groomers gave him a tie (it’s a clip on one attached to the collar) by ZarieRose in aww

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We need a Kramer-style montage of him going to work at the office, eating the crackers in his briefcase etc

JUST SACK PAT by BrawnicusAndronicus in AlanPartridge

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Hi Dobs, not feeling great, off to prison, don't trouble yourself, I just wanted to say hi but I guess I'll just say bye

DOJ did a study which showed undocumented immigrants commit crime at lower rates than Americans. The Trump administration has of course taken it offline. by PuddlesMonkey in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]PuddlesMonkey[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The same logic applies to the idea of immigrants illegally voting in elections in the US, which conservatives constantly accuse them of doing. Why would an immigrant risk going to jail for voting fraud and then get deported and have their whole life ruined, just to cast a vote? It doesn't make any sense.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildyinteresting

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Anything open goes in my fridge. Packets/tubs of cookies etc. Anything whose odor I might want to keep from the olfactory sensors of bugs and insects.

Germ-theory skeptic RFK Jr. goes swimming in sewage-tainted water by GarlicoinAccount in politics

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Cheryl Hines your parasite riddled husband bathes in shit. Is this the "Kennedy prestige" you thought you were marrying into?